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  1. You should use 5w30
  2. Rear Naked Joke African Astronaut
    Shut the fuck up.
  3. GAAAAALM African Astronaut
    Friday date night :)

    Going to the lake like a boss fucker
  4. Rear Naked Joke African Astronaut
    Originally posted by GAAAAALM Friday date night :)

    Going to the lake like a boss fucker

    Is he going to give you a promotion?
  5. Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Dark Matter [my scoffingly uncritical tinning]
    Originally posted by aldra to make butter

    I've decided not to do it because I don't want to have to clean that shit out of the pipes, pump, radiator and waterblock. and they're too expensive to just throw out and replace

    Churn your butter like a pleb then
  6. GAAAAALM African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Rear Naked Joke Is he going to give you a promotion?

    She's going to give me her D for sure
  7. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Elizabeth Warren: COUGAR?

  8. I just went to an AA meditation group and it was...good? And I actually enjoyed it?

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  9. Technologist victim of incest
    Originally posted by Technologist Oh great!

    Some guy came around where my son lives last night, asking for a cigarette. My son said no and he left. He came back saying he didn’t like how my son responded to him, and punched my son in the face. My son sees red with shit like this. The guy is big, but my son took him down and was punching him so bad, that my son’s roommate had to pull him off.

    Now the guy is outside their apartment trying to go at it again. What a wigger. Saw his FB page, he’s a wanna be ginger wigger crip.



    Originally posted by OG_GREENPLASTIC_JOHNSON_III tell ur son to be careful, that guy sounds like the type of retard who would bring a gun back over a bruised ego


    Well, OG, you were right. This past Tuesday night, around 9:00 the kid shot 9 times through my son’s bedroom window. He used a 22. My son’s room is on the second floor, so he had to shoot upward. There are 8 slugs in his ceiling.

    Thing is, he shot into a dark room. My son and his GF were over here when my son’s roommate called to tell him. By the time my son got there, 10 mins away, cops and detectives were there. I guess they got a lot of calls.

    My son wants retaliation. I kinda don’t blame him, but he doesn’t need to end up in jail, especially since there’s a record of what’s going on. His roommate’s father brought over a shot gun to his son. He’s also been driving around my son’s complex every night looking for the guy. He must be laying low. I guess my son’s roommate’s dad used to be all gangsta, so he wants this kid bad.
    I just hope shit doesn’t get outta control, sounds like it already is.
  10. GAAAAALM African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Technologist Well, OG, you were right. This past Tuesday night, around 9:00 the kid shot 9 times through my son’s bedroom window. He used a 22. My son’s room is on the second floor, so he had to shoot upward. There are 8 slugs in his ceiling.

    Thing is, he shot into a dark room. My son and his GF were over here when my son’s roommate called to tell him. By the time my son got there, 10 mins away, cops and detectives were there. I guess they got a lot of calls.

    My son wants retaliation. I kinda don’t blame him, but he doesn’t need to end up in jail, especially since there’s a record of what’s going on. His roommate’s father brought over a shot gun to his son. He’s also been driving around my son’s complex every night looking for the guy. He must be laying low. I guess my son’s roommate’s dad used to be all gangsta, so he wants this kid bad.
    I just hope shit doesn’t get outta control, sounds like it already is.

    This is really over a cigarette? My god.

    They told the cops who they thought it was? If so he should be in custody by now.
  11. Originally posted by Technologist Well, OG, you were right. This past Tuesday night, around 9:00 the kid shot 9 times through my son’s bedroom window. He used a 22. My son’s room is on the second floor, so he had to shoot upward. There are 8 slugs in his ceiling.

    Thing is, he shot into a dark room. My son and his GF were over here when my son’s roommate called to tell him. By the time my son got there, 10 mins away, cops and detectives were there. I guess they got a lot of calls.

    My son wants retaliation. I kinda don’t blame him, but he doesn’t need to end up in jail, especially since there’s a record of what’s going on. His roommate’s father brought over a shot gun to his son. He’s also been driving around my son’s complex every night looking for the guy. He must be laying low. I guess my son’s roommate’s dad used to be all gangsta, so he wants this kid bad.
    I just hope shit doesn’t get outta control, sounds like it already is.

    Let them take care of this guy if they're actually real ones and not wananbe mafioso types. The police won't help you much with shit like this and that guy sounds like he is a very real threat with obvious mental illness and instability. He brought this upon himself by instigating things initially, swinging first, AND bringing a weapon into it not to mention attempting murder (which he would he charged with if the cops found him). You have to defend yourself and your family in times like that and everything else be damned. Just make sure they aren't retarded about how to do it.
  12. Technologist victim of incest
    Originally posted by GAAAAALM This is really over a cigarette? My god.

    They told the cops who they thought it was? If so he should be in custody by now.

    Yes it is G. They not only told the cops who it was and where he lived, they showed them his FB page. The cops acted like they’d “get around to it”. I was like my gawd they should have went to the guys house that night, find the 22, and arrested him. They didn’t even take a slug from my sons room.



    Originally posted by Solstice Let them take care of this guy if they're actually real ones and not wananbe mafioso types. The police won't help you much with shit like this and that guy sounds like he is a very real threat with obvious mental illness and instability. He brought this upon himself by instigating things initially, swinging first, AND bringing a weapon into it not to mention attempting murder (which he would he charged with if the cops found him). You have to defend yourself and your family in times like that and everything else be damned. Just make sure they aren't retarded about how to do it.

    Yeah, it sounds like his roommate’s dad is gonna take care of it. I hope he gets to him before my son and his roommate do.
  13. A guy who used to live in the condo across from me accidentally discharged his .223 rifle once during a rainstorm and the round went through our upstairs exterior wall, through a partially open door, then lodged itself in the wall behind the door. I didn't realize what it was at first, it just sounded like someone throwing a rock at the house until I went upstairs and saw it.

    We called the cops to report it and they sent a 3 man ballistics team to investigate in the rain and they determined pretty quickly from the trajectory of where it came from and confronted the guy. He tried to say his dog got spooked by the storm and ran into a closet where the rifle was and knocked it over and caused it to discharge but they didn't buy it and he finally admitted he was cleaning it and didn't know it was loaded...with the fucking safety off of course. They charged him with illegal discharge in city limits but my mom and I declined to press more charges because he seemed really mortified by it all and no real harm was done since their insurance paid for it all. The dudes mom ended up bringing us a big basket of nice wine and gourmet chocolates and cheeses and shit like that for being cool about it but looking back I'm surprised I wasnt more pissed off about it.
  14. Originally posted by Technologist Now the guy is outside their apartment trying to go at it again. What a wigger. Saw his FB page, he’s a wanna be ginger wigger crip.

    Originally posted by Technologist Well, OG, you were right. This past Tuesday night, around 9:00 the kid shot 9 times through my son’s bedroom window. He used a 22. My son’s room is on the second floor, so he had to shoot upward. There are 8 slugs in his ceiling.

    Thing is, he shot into a dark room. My son and his GF were over here when my son’s roommate called to tell him. By the time my son got there, 10 mins away, cops and detectives were there. I guess they got a lot of calls.

    My son wants retaliation. I kinda don’t blame him, but he doesn’t need to end up in jail, especially since there’s a record of what’s going on. His roommate’s father brought over a shot gun to his son. He’s also been driving around my son’s complex every night looking for the guy. He must be laying low. I guess my son’s roommate’s dad used to be all gangsta, so he wants this kid bad.
    I just hope shit doesn’t get outta control, sounds like it already is.

    lol Sudo quit clownin' dawg
  15. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Originally posted by Rear Naked Joke Shut the fuck up.

    I considered making an alt called 'rear naked shart' and using your avatar with a brown mark on it to make people uncomfortable looking at yours
  16. Anyway, yeah sheesh good luck with getting justice for your son Tech. Back home they woulda been all over that because they have nothing better to do than speed trap.
  17. Technologist victim of incest
    Originally posted by DietPiano Anyway, yeah sheesh good luck with getting justice for your son Tech. Back home they woulda been all over that because they have nothing better to do than speed trap.

    Thanks Diet. Yeah, part of living in a big city I guess.
  18. GAAAAALM African Astronaut
    If he fucks with you let me know and I'll kill him
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  19. Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Originally posted by Solstice A guy who used to live in the condo across from me accidentally discharged his .223 rifle once during a rainstorm and the round went through our upstairs exterior wall, through a partially open door, then lodged itself in the wall behind the door. I didn't realize what it was at first, it just sounded like someone throwing a rock at the house until I went upstairs and saw it.

    We called the cops to report it and they sent a 3 man ballistics team to investigate in the rain and they determined pretty quickly from the trajectory of where it came from and confronted the guy. He tried to say his dog got spooked by the storm and ran into a closet where the rifle was and knocked it over and caused it to discharge but they didn't buy it and he finally admitted he was cleaning it and didn't know it was loaded…with the fucking safety off of course. They charged him with illegal discharge in city limits but my mom and I declined to press more charges because he seemed really mortified by it all and no real harm was done since their insurance paid for it all. The dudes mom ended up bringing us a big basket of nice wine and gourmet chocolates and cheeses and shit like that for being cool about it but looking back I'm surprised I wasnt more pissed off about it.

    I was about to say .22 is a bit of a gay round unless you got the supersonic ballistics. If you use .22 pistol, i mean eh. This reminds me though, i used to know a guy through a mutual friend. He was way into guns, even though all firearms are illegal here, which fundamentally just makes them a little more expensive and not harder to come by. But as a secondary effect it also makes it so idiots don't know gun safety.

    Where was i, oh yeah. So this guy bought a 9mm pistol from a nigger because rap songs have informed him that 9mm is the most gangster caliber you can have. And so he went shooting with it at some abandoned place one day. He fired off a magazine into a concrete wall, but when he went to reload all seemed fine until he had to put a new round in the chamber. This idiot pulled the slide but didn't realize he was holding the trigger down, so the moment the round was in the chamber the gun fired and he shot himself in the leg. He had to chug his pistol and call emergency services to get treatment. This nigger should be thanking his lucky stars he didn't get a ricochet right between the eyes from firing straight at a concrete wall. Lol gun control. Lol idiots.
  20. GAAAAALM African Astronaut
    There's nothing wrong with .22

    Shitting on it is something idiots do because they wanna look cool.

    Go get shot with one see how pussy it is.

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