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  1. I thought she said they were no girls living here right now but I just bumped into someone that I thought I saw when I toured, and back then I thought, and for damn sure this time that that is a woman, that is no male. I was right up to her face and she looks and talks like a woman, I only introduced myself for a few seconds as we were face to face on the stairs and it was an awkward position to chat, but those eyes... that SMILE
    The lighting wasn't good enough to tell though, idk it may be a chameleonbabeleon.

    If it looks like I think it does, (again, I don't really believe it's a guy yet, a tranny maybe) I will totally let her suck my dick, and definitely bang her if she doesn't have a cock. I don't care what it is technically. Fingers crossed, such a cute face AAHWHQHAWHWDWDHH FEELINGS FEELIGNSSNDNSDAFE!
  2. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    You sent a payment of $399.65 AUD to Shopping Express Pty Ltd

    ow right in a shekels
  3. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Done with my bitch for good. The only girl on my radar rn who's possibly main bitch material doesn't know how degenerate I am but would probably dig it but I still don't want to let her know too much. This girl I fuck around with is gone to the UK for almost 2 weeks and every other girl is too far on either side of the spectrum of either way to trashy or not trashy enough. I need to just power jack off 18 times a day for the next few weeks to obtain perfect clarity before I make my next move
  4. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition



    gonna try and make some PCB knife scales similar to that
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  5. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    It looks like a penguin with a cute weird tail body. I love him kind of.
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  6. theyre his pet knives
  7. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Why is everyone so lame today? My friend A is too tired to do anything and my friend B I just went and bought a bottle of jag to hang out with and he fuckin passed out after two shots so I just left his apartment with the bottle and a can of red bull.

    Plan C. I guess. YEAH I ONLY HAVE TWO FRIENDS . just kidding but the others I dont want to hang out with so I'm here now with a bottle of jag. Where is 4j? :)
  8. I guess i better try an inb4loko once in my life. not that i really want to
  9. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by DietPiano I guess i better try an inb4loko once in my life. not that i really want to

    Have 4 4lokis at once. Then drive home and try to evade the cops by running a stop sign and turning right then turning into the closest driveway and giving yourself up not that I've ever done that
  10. You city slickers don't get to shoot bunny rabbits and nigger 'coons in your backyards

    HAH!
  11. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by DietPiano You city slickers don't get to shoot bunny rabbits and nigger 'coons in your backyards

    HAH!

    Nigger you've never seen a seagull. Just shhhh.
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  12. I am twisted
  13. I took 50g of phenibut in 5 days my dad called the cops on me for dancing and I jerked off to worms in an alleyway while I hid from cops and hit my head and my legs and my nipples falling over ODing on phenibut
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  14. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Got diagnosed with PTSD today and didn't know what to do with this information so I just took some percocet like usual
  15. Originally posted by Sudo Got diagnosed with PTSD today and didn't know what to do with this information so I just took some percocet like usual

    u didnt know this?
  16. a life of powerful opioid prescriptions is a life worth living
  17. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by frumbob 🐎🦄🐈🐯🐷🦊 u didnt know this?

    where were you when you should have been giving me an internet diagnosis?
  18. clearly your whole life has been a lack of fighting your dad enough
  19. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by frumbob 🐎🦄🐈🐯🐷🦊 clearly your whole life has been a lack of fighting your dad enough

    I feel attacked please stop yelling at me
  20. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER

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