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Gave my cat a bath

  1. #21
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by Japan-Is-Eternal his cat is pretty generic
    you can find dozens of cats that look exactly like that at the humane society

    Well your mother is pretty generic, but red and I still do a devils triangle on her while you sleep in your race car bed, clutching your dakimakura. She's pays us pretty well too.
  2. #22
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  3. #23
    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Your cat bathes more frequently than I do.
  4. #24
    8stringflinG African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Japan-Is-Eternal his cat is pretty generic
    you can find dozens of cats that look exactly like that at the humane society

    No it's not. It's unique and beautiful and a precious part of this world.
  5. #25
    8stringflinG African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Bill Krozby

    Look at those gorgeous eyes. What a wonderful animal.
  6. #26
    Erekshun Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by 8stringflinG No it's not. It's unique and beautiful and a precious part of this world.

    Open wide FAGGOT!
  7. #27
    Japan-Is-Eternal Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by 8stringflinG No it's not. It's unique and beautiful and a precious part of this world.

    It might as well be something he found on google images
    nothing unique or beautiful about the cat, just a typical generic cat ... not that I'm hating on him ... in fact I feel sorry that he has to put up with krotz.
    Krotz probably yells at him, throws him around and forgets to feed him just like how he neglects his daughter.
  8. #28
    8stringflinG African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Japan-Is-Eternal It might as well be something he found on google images
    nothing unique or beautiful about the cat, just a typical generic cat … not that I'm hating on him … in fact I feel sorry that he has to put up with krotz.
    Krotz probably yells at him, throws him around and forgets to feed him just like how he neglects his daughter.

    Regardless, the cat is a glorious treasure of this earth. Emerald eyes, a strong dark patterned coat, and you know, you could even say it has some strong Aryan features as well. Truly a marvelous cat.
  9. #29
    Originally posted by mmQ I only gave Chootie a bath one time in her life and it was after her and Orson and Harley got fleas.

    I just spent all day cleaning the house and steaming and vaccuuming and washing shit and brushing my cats because the one has fleas again, fuck Frontline. Sprayed Vet's Best flea formula all over everything and got them both Soresto collars. Those topicals don't work on them.
  10. #30
    Japan-Is-Eternal Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by 8stringflinG Regardless, the cat is a glorious treasure of this earth. Emerald eyes, a strong dark patterned coat, and you know, you could even say it has some strong Aryan features as well. Truly a marvelous cat.

    Shitskins can never understand true beauty
  11. #31
    Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Over the years I have had 2 different cats that would get in the shower and sit at the end of the tub while I showered and clean themselves with the mist/splash.
  12. #32
    Technologist victim of incest
    Originally posted by Solstice I just spent all day cleaning the house and steaming and vaccuuming and washing shit and brushing my cats because the one has fleas again, fuck Frontline. Sprayed Vet's Best flea formula all over everything and got them both Soresto collars. Those topicals don't work on them.

    Frontline quit working for my dogs about 3 years ago. Tried something the vet recommended, that didn’t work. I broke down and bought the Advantix Plus and it seems to do the job, at least it has for the last 2 years.

    My son gave his dog that oral one that lasts three months, it seems to be working.

    I know we’re talking kittyonuses, but they make the same stuff for cats.
  13. #33
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by Japan-Is-Eternal It might as well be something he found on google images
    nothing unique or beautiful about the cat, just a typical generic cat … not that I'm hating on him … in fact I feel sorry that he has to put up with krotz.
    Krotz probably yells at him, throws him around and forgets to feed him just like how he neglects his daughter.

    lol my cat has his own room and a couch to sleep on but he chooses to sleep in my dirty laundry because he likes the smeel, I order his food from chewy.com and have slammers come over and pet him. He's was a little dick one day and ran out one night when i was taking my bike out to go to chzboogerz and he ran out like a ninja and I didn't notice, but he was waiting by my door when I got back in the morning. And I just paid child support last friday.k

    I feed my cat avacodos also and eggs because it helps coat be betterereing. It's probably better than the shit your owner feeds you dick skin.

    you're the faggot that runs around in your moms house like naruto scaring your cats. They report back to the greyliens, (pshsk.... *walky talky noise sound, hiki is an idiot.. over and out *ksshshkkk!"

  14. #34
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
  15. #35
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by Japan-Is-Eternal Shitskins can never understand true beauty

    We all can't have a sweet daki like you to sleep next to and have pillow talk, too. Some of us live in the real world
  16. #36
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    https://vocaroo.com/i/s1frHe02tvbx

  17. #37
    ECAP Tuskegee Airman
    So you licked him clean then?
  18. #38
    8stringflinG African Astronaut
    Bill Krozby I hope your cat is doing well today. Please give him/her an extra chin scratch for me.
  19. #39
    Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Originally posted by 8stringflinG Bill Krozby I hope your cat is doing well today. Please give him/her an extra chin scratch for me.

    Only do this of you want to skeeve your poor kitty out.
  20. #40
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Chootie loved chin scratches. She loved ALL scratches.

    Sorry I'm just gonna keep randomly interjecting with facts about Chootie. Thank you.

    Chin, the tail butt spot I dont know how to refer to it, (not her asshole, sicko), and her cheeks/whiskers. She always had one crinkly whisker too.

    CARRY ON
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