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Gave my cat a bath

  1. 2019-09-29 at 2:10 AM UTC
    #41
    G African Astronaut
    I just told my cat Teddy Hoeservelt "I'm giving you a bath" his rebuttal "Get these nuts".

    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  2. 2019-09-29 at 2:43 AM UTC
    #42
    Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
    I bet you home smells wonderful with an un-neutered cat living in it.
  3. 2019-09-29 at 2:49 AM UTC
    #43
    G African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Speedy Parker I bet you home smells wonderful with an un-neutered cat living in it.

    My home smells of vanilla & cedar. Teddy is a well mannered thoroughbred that only urinates/sprays in the litter box. I wouldn't own a mongrel/dirty feline nor would I emasculate a majestic male w/ such esteemed lineage.
  4. 2019-09-29 at 2:52 AM UTC
    #44
    Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
    Originally posted by G My home smells of vanilla & cedar. Teddy is a well mannered thoroughbred that only urinates/sprays in the litter box. I wouldn't own a mongrel/dirty feline nor would I emasculate a majestic male w/ such esteemed lineage.

    Yeah, like most poor lazy people you are nose blind I get it. Male cats spray if they have nuts no matter who their mommy and daddy were.
  5. 2019-09-29 at 2:54 AM UTC
    #45
    8stringflinG African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Speedy Parker Yeah, like most poor lazy people you are nose blind I get it. Male cats spray if they have nuts no matter who their mommy and daddy were.

    Poor/lazy = bad sense of smell?

    You are fucking retarded.
  6. 2019-09-29 at 3 AM UTC
    #46
    Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
    Originally posted by 8stringflinG Poor/lazy = bad sense of smell?

    You are fucking retarded.

    No, you dumb cuck. Poor/lazy = dirty home = nose blind.

    Why is it you always have to stay after class to have the lesson explained?
  7. 2019-09-29 at 3:01 AM UTC
    #47
    G African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Speedy Parker Yeah, like most poor lazy people you are nose blind I get it. Male cats spray if they have nuts no matter who their mommy and daddy were.

    No son you're misinformed & this cat is monitored by a house surveillance system so it would be known if he did. I suggest you speak on things you know.

    Originally posted by 8stringflinG Poor/lazy = bad sense of smell?

    You are fucking retarded.

    He's just projecting his dissatisfaction w/ being low income via unfounded reverse shunning.
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  8. 2019-09-29 at 3:05 AM UTC
    #48
    G African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Speedy Parker No, you dumb cuck. Poor/lazy = dirty home = nose blind.

    Why is it you always have to stay after class to have the lesson explained?

    "Dirty Home" = man cave where trophies,guns,gaming systems etc. are kept, it's actually not even connected to my house except through the garage. You're batting 1000 on misguided assumptions tonight.
  9. 2019-09-29 at 3:07 AM UTC
    #49
    Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
    LOL cuck trying to talk down to a man
  10. 2019-09-29 at 3:09 AM UTC
    #50
    G African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Speedy Parker LOL cuck trying to talk down to a man

    Using "cuck" tells me all I need to know about you son lol.
  11. 2019-09-29 at 3:10 AM UTC
    #51
    Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
    Originally posted by G Using "cuck" tells me all I need to know about you son lol.

    Trying to use son with someone you know is twice your age tells everyone what they need to know abut you, cuck.
  12. 2019-09-29 at 5:35 AM UTC
    #52
    8stringflinG African Astronaut
    Lol if only you knew who you were talking to Speedy
  13. 2019-09-29 at 5:40 AM UTC
    #53
    G African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Speedy Parker Trying to use son with someone you know is twice your age tells everyone what they need to know abut you, cuck.

    I think you'd be surprised son. Again w/ the assumptions.
  14. 2019-09-29 at 6:58 AM UTC
    #54
    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    CAT DON'T LIKE BATH

    mine like hanging out in the shower if it's not on though
  15. 2019-09-29 at 12:33 PM UTC
    #55
    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Originally posted by 8stringflinG Lol if only you knew who you were talking to Speedy

    Greyfox?
  16. 2019-09-29 at 12:38 PM UTC
    #56
    Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    Originally posted by aldra CAT DON'T LIKE BATH

    mine like hanging out in the shower if it's not on though

    i read that as you hung your cat in the shower
  17. 2019-09-29 at 2:27 PM UTC
    #57
    8stringflinG African Astronaut
    Originally posted by -SpectraL Greyfox?

    No you retard, it's G.
  18. 2019-09-29 at 7:48 PM UTC
    #58
    Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
    Originally posted by 8stringflinG Lol if only you knew who you were talking to Speedy

    If you knew anything about me you would know I give no fucks online or IRL. If I want to say it to you I'll walk right up and say it in not to your face. So who you are is not significant.
  19. 2019-09-29 at 8:22 PM UTC
    #59
    8stringflinG African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Speedy Parker If you knew anything about me you would know I give no fucks online or IRL.

  20. 2019-09-30 at 2:13 AM UTC
    #60
    G African Astronaut
    I've got dental work older than a lot of these kids lol. I scheduled Teddy for his monthly nail trim today, he wrecks leather furniture so I keep them in check. Going to try some healthy weight management food he's getting a bit too plump for my liking.
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