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  1. Originally posted by mmQ Larry. Clam down.

    I needed somebody to tell me that, thanks King Matthew Louis Garret XVI.
  2. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Junior Jacon Jeese Jurger I needed somebody to tell me that, thanks King Matthew Louis Garret XVI.

    You didnt say no homo
  3. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    ARE YOU A FUCKING FAGGOT?
  4. Meet me in the bushes and find out, no homo. :)
  5. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Junior Jacon Jeese Jurger Meet me in the bushes and find out, no homo. :)

    K:)
  6. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Junior Jacon Jeese Jurger Meet me in the bushes and find out, no homo. :)

    I'm in the bushes kid. Get your condom on.
  7. Originally posted by mmQ I'm in the bushes kid. Get your condom on.

    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  8. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Junior Jacon Jeese Jurger

    Nigg34. Tinychat.
  9. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    I even have a song prepped for you .
  10. I'm in bed its fucking 7am you goddamn Matt. Gimme a sec.
  11. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Junior Jacon Jeese Jurger I'm in bed its fucking 7am you goddamn Matt. Gimme a sec.

    Go to your trunk and get your hot beers ")
  12. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Who gives a fuck what time it is? Lol. Time.
  13. I got a friend request on FB from some random woman in the Phillipines who was in one of the same chat groups as me and accepted it just to be courteous and now she messages me back and forth all day with really broken English and I have to word/type and explain things in a certain way, like you would to a small child I suppose. I hope she doesn't think that I'm under the impression that she's retarded. It's 12 hours apart there though so thankfully it's not like an all day thing of her messaging me but we have some good talks about chili peppers and herbal medicines and meditation and shit like that so I guess it could be worse.

    I told her I couldn't eat because of anxiety and she said just dump some hot sauce on something and force feed it to yourself and it will make you have an appetite lol. I told her most Americans can't tolerate spice like people from her region but then I sent her a picture of my Mad Dog 357 Gold Edition which has Carolina Reaper, Scorpion, and Ghost peppers all mixed together and then spiked with a 9 million scoville extract and she said "you Americans crazy, we can never eat such thing here".

    Isn't Thailand and the Phillipines like the same neighborhood or some shit?
  14. CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    Originally posted by Solstice I got a friend request on FB from some random woman in the Phillipines who was in one of the same chat groups as me and accepted it just to be courteous and now she messages me back and forth all day with really broken English and I have to word/type and explain things in a certain way, like you would to a small child I suppose. I hope she doesn't think that I'm under the impression that she's retarded. It's 12 hours apart there though so thankfully it's not like an all day thing of her messaging me but we have some good talks about chili peppers and herbal medicines and meditation and shit like that so I guess it could be worse.

    I told her I couldn't eat because of anxiety and she said just dump some hot sauce on something and force feed it to yourself and it will make you have an appetite lol. I told her most Americans can't tolerate spice like people from her region but then I sent her a picture of my Mad Dog 357 Gold Edition which has Carolina Reaper, Scorpion, and Ghost peppers all mixed together and then spiked with a 9 million scoville extract and she said "you Americans crazy, we can never eat such thing here".

    Isn't Thailand and the Phillipines like the same neighborhood or some shit?

    Sort of. Philippines is in the same general region. Their food is way less spicy though. My co-workers always used to bring stuff from the Filipino bakery, and it was all made with cassava root and stuff. I thought it was almost inedible. There was another thing that was almost like one of those long cylindrical hazelnut cookie things.,,,except this one was chewy and stale tasting, and the inside was full of cassava flour, twisted up in wax paper. Barely sweet. Super dry. Just fucking awful.
  15. 8stringflinG African Astronaut
    Lol I really hate using that watered down English. It does feel insulting.

    Ask her about banana ketchup, it's fucking good.
  16. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    lol, not sure if serious. does snorting noopept even work?
  17. 8stringflinG African Astronaut
    Originally posted by aldra lol, not sure if serious. does snorting noopept even work?

    Yes but its still stupid. I do it sublingually all the time. It only has about 10% oral bioavailability. Sublingual seems a lot better but I'm not sure about the actual bioavailability. I take about 30-50mg no matter which way I do it. I mainly do sublingual for a quicker onset.
  18. Rear Naked Joke African Astronaut
    "Just injected Crouton this morning and went for a 50 run, it gave me 23 inch biceps" - Every weak ass Crouton user.
  19. 8stringflinG African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Rear Naked Joke "Just injected Crouton this morning and went for a 50 run, it gave me 23 inch biceps" - Every weak ass Crouton user.

    Eh? Its fucking great for working out. Its banned in the Olympics.
  20. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by 8stringflinG Eh? Its fucking great for working out. Its banned in the Olympics.

    so is heroin dumb ass

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