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  1. 8stringflinG African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Sudo you're trying to change the subject I know some arabic and there were several arabic words in my last post

    enough about my transition into a good, God fearing muslim and more about your transition into a dirty brown faggot. Was the moment you realized you loved cock when you had hydros husband pegging you?

    its cute you wanna talk about gay sex but I'd rather focus on the fact that you are a fake muslim, probably only doing it for brownie points. No real god fearing muslim would do the things you do. You should just go to Syria and fight for jihad maybe you'd reclaim your soul you fucking sheep.

    Tell me is writing gay porn in the koran too?
  2. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by 8stringflinG its cute you wanna talk about gay sex but I'd rather focus on the fact that you are a fake muslim, probably only doing it for brownie points. No real god fearing muslim would do the things you do. You should just go to Syria and fight for jihad maybe you'd reclaim your soul you fucking sheep.

    Tell me is writing gay porn in the koran too?

    you're a shit troll who doesn't know anything of what he's talking about. You just try to be offensive because you've been a living punchline/bag since 2013 and it's really cringey and boring. You're wellhung tier pathetic
  3. Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    There's a new Sheriff in town.

  4. 8stringflinG African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Sudo you're a shit troll who doesn't know anything of what he's talking about. You just try to be offensive because you've been a living punchline/bag since 2013 and it's really cringey and boring. You're wellhung tier pathetic



    This coming from a junkie fake muslim who sleeps with his girlfriend AND cheats on her and is all around a self admitted terrible toxic person

    All you have on me is i got fucked up the ass 4 years ago.

    Maybe try something recent? Aww nah, you cant, because I'm basically a perfect human being who makes boatloads of cash doing next to NOTHING but still learns skills like woodworking and instrument playing. I'm an all around better human being than you. One who actually adheres to a set of morals, unlike your fake wannabe saudi ass.
  5. Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Dark Matter [my scoffingly uncritical tinning]
    Originally posted by 8stringflinG >muslim

    >does drugs


    So True.


    https://archive.islamonline.net/?p=712
    The first declaration made by the Prophet (peace and blessings be upon him) concerning this matter was that not only is Khamr (wine or alcohol) prohibited but that the definition of Khamr extends to any substance that intoxicates, in whatever form or under whatever name it may appear.

    The Prophet (peace and blessings be upon him) was once asked about certain drinks made from honey, corn, or barley by the process of fermenting them until they became alcoholic. The Prophet (peace and blessings be upon him) succinctly replied, โ€œEvery intoxicant is Khamr, and every Khamr is haram.โ€Reported by Muslim.)
    Inshallah
  6. Rear Naked Joke African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Sophie And then the writers were like…





    …You know what'd be dope?




    No spoilers but fucking lol.

    Gayest meme of all time, he took 1 shitty puff like a 5 year old breaking the rules.
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  7. Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Dark Matter [my scoffingly uncritical tinning]
    Originally posted by Rear Naked Joke Gayest meme of all time, he took 1 shitty puff like a 5 year old breaking the rules.

    And they landed on him like a ton of bricks, like he knew they would.

    https://www.dw.com/en/tesla-shares-take-a-hit-after-elon-musk-smokes-marijuana/a-45401584
  8. Originally posted by Sudo "I'm an actual fedora atheist"

    "omg you don't adhere to your ascribed religion that I know nothing about absolutely perfectly"

    weak Weak WEAK

    inb4ยงmยฃร‚gร˜Lspatented"hahaIwasonlypretendingtoberetarded"

    i need to quote this every time ยงmยฃร‚gร˜L posts
  9. 8stringflinG African Astronaut
    YOU HEAR THAT SUDO

    Every intoxicant.

    You are literally disobeying your prophet
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  10. Originally posted by 8stringflinG

    This coming from a junkie fake muslim who sleeps with his girlfriend AND cheats on her and is all around a self admitted terrible toxic person

    All you have on me is i got fucked up the ass 4 years ago.

    Maybe try something recent? Aww nah, you cant, because I'm basically a perfect human being who makes boatloads of cash doing next to NOTHING but still learns skills like woodworking and instrument playing. I'm an all around better human being than you. One who actually adheres to a set of morals, unlike your fake wannabe saudi ass.

    Jacking off is not an interesting hobby
  11. Oh its ยงmยฃร‚gร˜L lmao

    Why do people even acknowledge his existence why waste time on a more pathetic lifeform
  12. 8stringflinG African Astronaut
    Originally posted by DietPiano Jacking off is not an interesting hobby

    Junkie who shoots

    Originally posted by frumbob ๐ŸŽ๐Ÿฆ„๐Ÿˆ๐Ÿฏ๐Ÿท๐ŸฆŠ Oh its ยงmยฃร‚gร˜L lmao

    Why do people even acknowledge his existence why waste time on a more pathetic lifeform

    Junkie who smokes crack
  13. Originally posted by 8stringflinG Junkie who shoots



    Junkie who smokes crack

    Both of those are better than your le reddit drug cocktail of LSDoritos dipped in mountain vodewka
  14. Spent 4 years smoking spice powder active at 1mg
  15. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Originally posted by 8stringflinG I don't associate with scum irl so it'd never happen.

    kek

    how long did you live with hydro and share her boyfriend again
  16. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country
    So True.


    https://archive.islamonline.net/?p=712

    Inshallah

    I'm really not big into hadiths considering they're what gets misconstrued so much. The verse of the quran I'm most familiar with regarding substances is this:

    They ask you (O Muhammad, peace be upon him) concerning alcoholic drink and gambling. Say: โ€œIn them is a great sin, and (some) benefit for men, but the sin of them is greater than their benefit.โ€

    [Al-Qurโ€™an 2:219]

    obviously this extends to all substances. I haven't gambled since I've been out of prison and I'm a long way from where I used to be in terms of drug use. I've talked about this specific one numerous times with people. This passage is more concise as to its verbotenness:


    "O ye who believe ! Strong drinks and games of chance and idols and divining of arrows are only an infamy of Satan's handiwork. Leave it aside in order that ye may succeed. Satan seeketh only to cast among you enmity and hatred by means of strong drink and games of chance, and turn you from remembrance of Allah and from (His) worship. So will ye not then abstain?"
    Al-Qur'an 5:90-91

    but my favorite one is a hadith with a wicked metaphor about how alcohol is the door through which sins pass through or something like that basically says alcohol makes other sins way more permissible

    I have struggled with drug and alcohol abuse for literally 20 years and I'm doin pretty fucking good now all things considered. There were admittedly times in my life when I was better and Islam helps me aspire towards that. I'm a compulsive drug user who's miraculously managed to quit drinking which seems insane for people who know me, my background and my family. If you knew anything about Islam you would know it is an evolutionary process. Nobody just becomes a muslim after years of degeneracy and drops all their coping mechanisms right away, or at least not this guy. Still, I have a ways to go, I have good people around me and I'm learning more everyday. I'm still kind of racist towards Saudi's (non quraysh) and probably offended someone tonight when I said Islamic extremism all had Saudi roots and he told me he lived there for 14 years and was kind of unnerved because I had done something very violent to him personally years ago but I asked if he could help me with my arabic and he said he will. Growth!
  17. 8stringflinG African Astronaut
    Originally posted by aldra kek

    how long did you live with hydro and share her boyfriend again

    2 months.

    I dumped her ass because i dont associate with scum.

    Meanwhile you defend pedophiles and rapists on this site, aldra.
  18. The true beta male
  19. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Originally posted by 8stringflinG 2 months.

    I dumped her ass because i dont associate with scum.

    Meanwhile you defend pedophiles and rapists on this site, aldra.

    do I?
  20. Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    ยงmยฃร‚gร˜L, why are you being such a dick? It's not clever or funny, it's just annoying.

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