The R'tarded thread: The Shitfucking Edidtion 💩🖕

1. 2019-09-22 at 3:59 AM UTC

   #761
   

   8stringflinG African Astronaut
   Buy me some socks I need socks. I drive without shoes and they get gross.
2. 2019-09-22 at 4:01 AM UTC

   #762
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Do i need to buy a certain amount for them to work, or can i just buy 40 bucks of whatever? Like sometimes they make you buy at least 50 or 75, etc..
3. 2019-09-22 at 4:05 AM UTC

   #763
   

   Technologist victim of incest
   Well stop driving in your socks goof. It’s illegal to drive barefoot in Ohio; I wonder if they’d consider that barefoot, it really isn’t though.
   
   My “other” son can count on socks and/or underwear for Christmas and his birthday, along with his surprise gift. You guys tear up the socks.
   
   Do you care if your socks match? All the younger folks up here wear different socks all the time.
4. 2019-09-22 at 4:06 AM UTC

   #764
   

   Technologist victim of incest
   Nope, just $40 or even under and they’ll give you another one for the remainder.
5. 2019-09-22 at 4:16 AM UTC

   #765
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Noice!
   
   I never realized how expensive socks are until I became an adult.. as a kid I was like, wtf socks are super cheap so why would you gift them...? I buy medium high quality socks though because crappy ones get saintly right away, especially in boots weather.
   
   Idk, I mismatch socks sometimes as long as they are relatively close in colour, but I recently matched a blue and black striped sock with a sock of a more differenter colour, like white or straight black maybe and a guy at a meeting stopped what he saying to the group and said "*****, are you wearing different coloured socks?" So ever since then I have been a bit more careful to only mismatch when unavoidable and to do so with strictly similar coulours.
6. 2019-09-22 at 4:19 AM UTC

   #766
   

   Technologist victim of incest
   Gold toe socks are really good. They’re really durable. Ya get what cha pay for with socks.
   
   And, they carry em at kohls.
7. 2019-09-22 at 4:27 AM UTC

   #767
   

   8stringflinG African Astronaut

   Originally posted by Technologist Well stop driving in your socks goof. It’s illegal to drive barefoot in Ohio; I wonder if they’d consider that barefoot, it really isn’t though.
   
   My “other” son can count on socks and/or underwear for Christmas and his birthday, along with his surprise gift. You guys tear up the socks.
   
   Do you care if your socks match? All the younger folks up here wear different socks all the time.

   
   Google says its only Virginia.
   
   I'm more comfortable barefoot. I'm barefoot all the time if I can be. I just wear socks when i have places to go. I do sometimes drive barefoot tho. I feel like I have more control when I do. My feet have thick callouses. I used to go for walks barefoot and sometimes still do but only if its been raining.
   
   And lol yes i do care. I have different styles of socks and it bothers me if one is tight and the other is loose or has holes.
8. 2019-09-22 at 4:29 AM UTC

   #768
   

   Technologist victim of incest
   Hmm, they must have changed the law from when I was learning to drive in BC.
9. 2019-09-22 at 4:33 AM UTC

   #769
   

   aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition

   Originally posted by Technologist Do you care if your socks match? All the younger folks up here wear different socks all the time.

   
   lol I thought I was the only one who did this
   
   I wear boots and long pants so nobody sees them anyway
10. 2019-09-22 at 4:39 AM UTC

    #770
    

    Technologist victim of incest

    Originally posted by aldra lol I thought I was the only one who did this
    
    I wear boots and long pants so nobody sees them anyway

    
    Do you just throw em in your sock drawer without matching them up? Then when you put em on you just grab any 2?
    
    It’s a wide range of ages that do it here. I see it all the time.
11. 2019-09-22 at 4:42 AM UTC

    #771
    

    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    yeah pretty much. they're all roughly the same length and thickness so they don't really 'feel' any different either
12. 2019-09-22 at 4:44 AM UTC

    #772
    

    8stringflinG African Astronaut

    Originally posted by aldra yeah pretty much. they're all roughly the same length and thickness so they don't really 'feel' any different either

    
    Yeah I'll do it if they feel the same
13. 2019-09-22 at 4:50 AM UTC

    #773
    

    Technologist victim of incest
    My son had his dark pot leaf sock and a black sock on today. Most of his socks are pretty similar too, but I’ve seen him wear white and dark socks too.
14. 2019-09-22 at 8:37 AM UTC

    #774
    

    Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Dark Matter [my scoffingly uncritical tinning]
    Rofl, socks.
15. 2019-09-22 at 11:19 AM UTC

    #775
    

    Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Only time i care about matching socks is when i have to wear a suit. "Look at my socks i'm so quirky" is not appropriate behavior in a business meeting.
16. 2019-09-22 at 11:31 AM UTC

    #776
    

    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    Wear sandals and greet people by saying 'Aloha'
17. 2019-09-22 at 11:49 AM UTC

    #777
    

    Rear Naked Joke African Astronaut
    I call my cat aloha dog
18. 2019-09-22 at 1:54 PM UTC

    #778
    

    8stringflinG African Astronaut
    I call my dog aloha cat
19. 2019-09-22 at 2:05 PM UTC

    #779
    

    Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    If you like Mahou Shoujo anime with a twist you need to watch Mahou Shoujo Site, i'm about halfway through. If you're in the mood for something happy, maybe watch something else. It's pretty dark.
    
    And in case you wanna watch a nice chill happy anime with cute anime girls doing cute things then watch Non Non Biyori.
20. 2019-09-22 at 2:34 PM UTC

    #780
    

    Rear Naked Joke African Astronaut

    Originally posted by Sophie If you like Mahou Shoujo anime with a twist you need to watch Mahou Shoujo Site, i'm about halfway through. If you're in the mood for something happy, maybe watch something else. It's pretty dark.
    
    And in case you wanna watch a nice chill happy anime with cute anime girls doing cute things then watch Non Non Biyori.

    
    Faggot ^