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I Am GoingTo The Hospital

  1. #21
    larrylegend8383 Naturally Camouflaged
    Is your gf feeding you fona? Lord
  2. #22
    Japan-Is-Eternal Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by Bill Krozby That's really rich coming from a momma's boy who just got banned from 4chan

    if I were in his situation I wouldn't be making light of it by turning it into an opportunity to camwhore for a bunch of losers on an obscure forum
  3. #23
    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Fona just died. Sorry, folks.
  4. #24
    Originally posted by Bill Krozby Wo is me I was just bundling up quarters and eating dog food last night with my hott girlfriend!

    i rip out hair from my crotch by the fistful and get your gf to count the exposed follicles
  5. #25
    Fonaplats victim of incest [daylong jump-start that nome]
    So far I think it's probably not gonna go the way I want.
    I want to be admitted and get hospital food.
    They haven't f I understand nothing wrong.
    They thought I was just dehydrated.
    I have tried to get them to look at the problems closer.
    My ulcer pains mw so...
    Why haven't I gotten more x rays of my messed up shoulder and hip?
    Why haven't they stuck a camera in me??
  6. #26
    Japan-Is-Eternal Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by Fonaplats So far I think it's probably not gonna go the way I want.
    I want to be admitted and get hospital food.
    They haven't f I understand nothing wrong.
    They thought I was just dehydrated.
    I have tried to get them to look at the problems closer.
    My ulcer pains mw so…
    Why haven't I gotten more x rays of my messed up shoulder and hip?
    Why haven't they stuck a camera in me??

    You should ask for that kind of examination
  7. #27
    Japan-Is-Eternal Naturally Camouflaged
    Though it's gonna cost you a pretty penny.
    Hopefully you have good insurance.
  8. #28
    Fonaplats victim of incest [daylong jump-start that nome]
    So they basically diagnosed me with farts and kicked me out.

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  9. #29
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Lol symptoms: abdominal pain, diagnosis: abdominal pain
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  10. #30
    Erekshun Naturally Camouflaged
    Save all your change money, you are going to need it.
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  11. #31
    apric0t Houston
    Originally posted by larrylegend8383 Is your gf feeding you fona? Lord

    no, shes not.

    hes in tinychat right now eating his dinner

    his dinner is a $2.50 muffin and a can of mt dew.
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  12. #32
    Fonaplats victim of incest [daylong jump-start that nome]
    They had gave me 2000 liters of saline and took probably 3 ekgs.
    took my blood a couple times.
    took my urine once.
    and sent me off to a ct scan with contrast which had me trying to think of a funny was to say "I am sorry but I think I pissed on your ct machine"
    Luckily I only dribbled.
    The only thing they said was my gallbladder looked contracted and thickened.
    He asked me if I had ate anything that he didn't know about since I had got there as your gallbladder usually contracts after eating.
    I thought about it for a moment and told him no even though I had just ate a bunch of gummie bears and chicken that chell had brought me.
    He asked me if I might have smoked too much weed.
    I said no to that too.
    Then he diagnosed me which what I originally complained of and added a fancy word for farts even though i never mentioned that.
  13. #33
    8stringflinG African Astronaut
    I really hope its cancer.
  14. #34
    Admin African Astronaut
    I bet they thought you were trying to get pain meds.

    You should definitely try to live a healthier lifestyle. I almost guarantee that's what it stems from.

    But at least you have good health care coverage and a high paying job to cover for the expense.
  15. #35
    Technologist victim of incest
    Admin,
    He has Hep C, it affects many systems in the body due to liver functions
  16. #36
    Admin African Astronaut
    Originally posted by apric0t his dinner is a $2.50 muffin and a can of mt dew.

    My diner was salmon, whole grain crackers, spinach, a fruit bowl, and an avacodo. I almost always feel great.
  17. #37
    Admin African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Technologist Admin,
    He has Hep C, it affects many systems in the body due to liver functions

    Oh. Let me look it up...

    Edit: ...it's treatable.
  18. #38
    Technologist victim of incest
    Yeah, the treatment is relatively new, so the meds are high dollar.

    These new meds can cure it.
  19. #39
    Admin African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Admin My diner was salmon, whole grain crackers, spinach, a fruit bowl, and an avacodo. I almost always feel great.

    I'm currently pounding down water and lifting freeweights before I hope in my sauna bag. I'm rarely sick.
  20. #40
    Fona

    Quit being foolish and not getting the pill that fucking CURES hepatitis C


    WHY HAVE YOU NOT DONE THAT, IT'S LITERALLY LIKE 3 PILLS

    Unless you aren't covered somehow like I used to be
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