The R'tarded thread: The Shitfucking Edidtion 💩🖕

1. 2019-09-20 at 6:06 AM UTC

   #741
   

   Lanny Bird of Courage

   Originally posted by aldra

   
   
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2. 2019-09-21 at 6:19 AM UTC

   #742
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Some if these diljdjjms might be fent presses of varying quantitis but some if not all of them are certainly genuine, i piss tested em. Injecting is not going the best, dunno what im doing wrong.. they take like 45 minutes to kick in good, maybe missing turns it into a subcut..? Idk, i did like 12mg iv tonight which seems like a lot to get good n fucked.. i say pressed maybe because it dossnt feel as good, but thats probably a migraibe thing and retardeldy tired from no sleep. Last shot i done did good tho im too tired to enjoy it though and i look super fat from eating a ton and not shitting for days and bately pissing
3. 2019-09-21 at 6:19 AM UTC

   #743
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Im so far behind fuck, gotta read 100 pages about allah
4. 2019-09-21 at 6:41 AM UTC

   #744
   

   8stringflinG African Astronaut
   Dijins are sols coming from ol siot tho
5. 2019-09-21 at 6:41 AM UTC

   #745
   

   8stringflinG African Astronaut
   Fucj
6. 2019-09-21 at 11:58 AM UTC

   #746
   

   Technologist victim of incest
   I saw a Fed Ex truck pull up last night and wondered why, since we hadn’t ordered anything. Here my mom sent us a large package of those Omaha Steaks. We got quite a variety. Has anyone had them? What’d you think of them?
7. 2019-09-21 at 11:59 AM UTC

   #747
   

   Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]

   Originally posted by Technologist I saw a Fed Ex truck pull up last night and wondered why, since we hadn’t ordered anything. Here my mom sent us a large package of those Omaha Steaks. We got quite a variety. Has anyone had them? What’d you think of them?

   
   now I know where your mom lives she's goin to get dicked tf down
8. 2019-09-21 at 12 PM UTC

   #748
   

   Technologist victim of incest
   That was seriously funny. Ya caught me off guard Sudo.
9. 2019-09-21 at 10:32 PM UTC

   #749
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by Technologist I saw a Fed Ex truck pull up last night and wondered why, since we hadn’t ordered anything. Here my mom sent us a large package of those Omaha Steaks. We got quite a variety. Has anyone had them? What’d you think of them?

   
   Yeah, they're good. Not the best you've ever had, but better than grocery store for sure.
   
   My dad got like 2 boxes of them for free delivered to his door with dry ice on the bottom of a styrofoam box from Pioneer seed co as a "Thank you" for being a valued customer..
   
   He hasn't bought any seed from Pioneer since the 90's.. too expensive.
10. 2019-09-21 at 10:37 PM UTC

    #750
    

    Technologist victim of incest
    Yeah, these came in the same white styrofoam cooler with dry ice in it.
11. 2019-09-21 at 11:13 PM UTC

    #751
    

    Needledick Needledick Needledick motherfucker [mulishly down your brachydactylia]
    Fuck steak.
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12. 2019-09-22 at 12:12 AM UTC

    #752
    

    Rear Naked Joke African Astronaut

    Originally posted by Needledick Needledick Needledick Fuck steak.

    
    True.
13. 2019-09-22 at 1:44 AM UTC

    #753
    

    Solstice Naturally Camouflaged
    Are we still able to TSTM or delete our account somehow? I'm good on this shit and people here, time to move on.
14. 2019-09-22 at 1:47 AM UTC

    #754
    

    Needledick Needledick Needledick motherfucker [mulishly down your brachydactylia]
    ^ yeah it costs $20 now.
15. 2019-09-22 at 2:01 AM UTC

    #755
    

    Needledick Needledick Needledick motherfucker [mulishly down your brachydactylia]
    I won $75, gonna re-invest $50 on more tickets.
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16. 2019-09-22 at 2:02 AM UTC

    #756
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Fuckn a. I bought 200 dollars of clothes with a 25% off coupon and it only got me 5 bucks off because only like 30 dollars of it was eligible. I guess i got 40 in khols cash now, how does that work? Tech you prolly know hm?
17. 2019-09-22 at 2:06 AM UTC

    #757
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by Needledick Needledick Needledick I won $75, gonna re-invest $50 on more tickets.

    
    My friend in college started going to the casino his mom went to when he turned 18, and now he's now addicted to it and goes with his cousin like everyday and it's sad. He won like a thousand bucks i think one time but that doesnt matter because im sure he loses way more money than he makes. Its fucking stupid, hes mexican though
18. 2019-09-22 at 3:47 AM UTC

    #758
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Oh my god i am so retardedly fat from not shitting for days and eating a ton this is embarrasing also painful
19. 2019-09-22 at 3:50 AM UTC

    #759
    

    8stringflinG African Astronaut

    Originally posted by DietPiano Fuckn a. I bought 200 dollars of clothes with a 25% off coupon and it only got me 5 bucks off because only like 30 dollars of it was eligible. I guess i got 40 in khols cash now, how does that work? Tech you prolly know hm?

    
    It's like regular money but for Kholsaland. Basically a gift card that makes you feel like you're getting a deal when really their clothes just has ridiculous markup.
20. 2019-09-22 at 3:56 AM UTC

    #760
    

    Technologist victim of incest

    Originally posted by DietPiano Fuckn a. I bought 200 dollars of clothes with a 25% off coupon and it only got me 5 bucks off because only like 30 dollars of it was eligible. I guess i got 40 in khols cash now, how does that work? Tech you prolly know hm?

    
    
    
    You use it just like cash, like G said, but it usually has a small window of time to use it. It’ll be typed right on there. $40 is good, I’d make sure to use that one. I’ve wasted some $10 ones or gave them away, but $40 is a decent amount.