So what do you say when you match with a girl on tinder?

1. 2019-09-02 at 1:49 PM UTC

   #21
   

   the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
   I like slutty girls they are my best friends
2. 2019-09-02 at 1:51 PM UTC

   #22
   

   Technologist victim of incest
   Well, Scron, you are far from being like most guys.😜
3. 2019-09-02 at 1:55 PM UTC

   #23
   

   Rear Naked Joke African Astronaut
   Look at her profile and find something about her in specific to compliment and ask about.
   
   The key is, bitches love talking about themselves. They think you are interesting if you can make them feel interesting.
4. 2019-09-02 at 2:50 PM UTC

   #24
   

   Number13 African Astronaut [dispute my snotty-nosed seagull]

   Originally posted by Technologist My point exactly. Men are proud to be a slut; woman?………not so much.

   
   It's pretty basic, men are designed for it and women are not.
5. 2019-09-02 at 3:14 PM UTC

   #25
   

   mmQ Lisa Turtle

   Originally posted by Rear Naked Joke Look at her profile and find something about her in specific to compliment and ask about.
   
   The key is, bitches love talking about themselves. They think you are interesting if you can make them feel interesting.

   
   Which sucks when my favorite thing is NOT listening to women talk about themselves.
6. 2019-09-02 at 3:58 PM UTC

   #26
   

   stl1 Cum Lickin' Fagit

   Originally posted by Technologist Yeah, I guess I really can’t say since I’ve never used it. It just seems so easy for men to say a woman on a dating site is a slut.

   
   
   
   That is my hope!
   
   lol
7. 2019-09-02 at 4 PM UTC

   #27
   

   Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Dark Matter [my scoffingly uncritical tinning]

   Originally posted by aldra

   
   Thank you Aldra, I'll be getting paid tonight with this copy paste.
   
   

   Originally posted by Technologist My point exactly. Men are proud to be a slut; woman?………not so much.

   
   Men don't say women are sluts - that's all other women doing that.
8. 2019-09-02 at 4:14 PM UTC

   #28
   frumbob 🐎🦄🐈🐯🐷🦊 African Astronaut
   Tell her you're going to put roaches in her vagina
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9. 2019-09-02 at 4:19 PM UTC

   #29
   

   cigreting Dark Matter

   Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood yes i met my girlfriend on tinder lololol

   
   She's a dirty slut and still is if she was ever on that site. She's taking d behind your back to monkey branch to the next best guy.
10. 2019-09-02 at 4:20 PM UTC

    #30
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    You say ay gurl let me make you tender.
11. 2019-09-02 at 4:21 PM UTC

    #31
    

    Rear Naked Joke African Astronaut

    Originally posted by mmQ Which sucks when my favorite thing is NOT listening to women talk about themselves.

    
    That part comes later when you start emotionally neglecting them.
12. 2019-09-02 at 5:07 PM UTC

    #32
    

    Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    I don't really take it seriously, I mean I've smashed some tinder punani but I usually just send trollish pickup lines. My tinder profile has 2 generic pictures and a fake name and age and just 1 line as a bio so I'll ask them a weird question or say a weird pickup line. I remember I matched with a white girl named "maddie" so I asked if that was short for "madagascar" Usually I'll ask a weird question like how tall they are then when they ask why I say I want them to try out for my basketball team or if they can reach something on a high shelf for me
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13. 2019-09-02 at 5:21 PM UTC

    #33
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    "I like your shoes, where'd you get them?"
14. 2019-09-02 at 5:25 PM UTC

    #34
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    I dunno, it depends on why you're there, if you just to touch roses then be really really forward, if you want a relationship then compliment her ask her about herself, idk, I got into some really deep conversation with this super duper cute girl we had a lot in common but then I didn't ask her out and stopped using bumble because I don't care about it right now
15. 2019-09-02 at 7:49 PM UTC

    #35
    

    cigreting Dark Matter

    Originally posted by Technologist My point exactly. Men are proud to be a slut; woman?………not so much.

    
    And that's the way it should, and always be.
    If you are questioning why this is socially acceptable in today's society, then I know which party your affiliate with without asking.
16. 2019-09-02 at 9:35 PM UTC

    #36
    

    Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]

    Originally posted by Rear Naked Joke Look at her profile and find something about her in specific to compliment and ask about.
    
    The key is, bitches love talking about themselves. They think you are interesting if you can make them feel interesting.

    
    everytime you talk about something to do with real life you talk about it like youre learning it for the first time. Sort of how Trump will say things like "a lot of people dont know Iran used to be our friend" when in fact everybody knows that except him until 20 minutes ago
17. 2019-09-02 at 9:46 PM UTC

    #37
    

    cigreting Dark Matter

    Originally posted by Sudo everytime you talk about something to do with real life you talk about it like youre learning it for the first time. Sort of how Trump will say things like "a lot of people dont know Iran used to be our friend" when in fact everybody knows that except him until 20 minutes ago

    
    I think his posts actually have some decent thoughtful content unlike the garbage you've been posting
18. 2019-09-02 at 9:51 PM UTC

    #38
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by cigreting I think his posts actually have some decent thoughtful content unlike the garbage you've been posting

19. 2019-09-02 at 9:51 PM UTC

    #39
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by DietPiano I think his posts actually have some decent thoughtful content unlike the garbage you've been posting

20. 2019-09-02 at 9:52 PM UTC

    #40
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

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