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So what do you say when you match with a girl on tinder?

  1. #41
    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Originally posted by Rear Naked Joke That part comes later when you start emotionally neglecting them.

  2. #42
    Rear Naked Joke African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Sudo everytime you talk about something to do with real life you talk about it like youre learning it for the first time. Sort of how Trump will say things like "a lot of people dont know Iran used to be our friend" when in fact everybody knows that except him until 20 minutes ago

    Every time you try to condescend to me about some retarded shit you reveal what a massive fucking loser you are. Please stop trying, you just fucking embarrass yourself.
  3. #43
    Rear Naked Joke African Astronaut
    Originally posted by aldra

    I skip straight to E and N2
  4. #44
    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    the ENNEENNNN system
  5. #45
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Folks, I need something to break the ice

    Try this out.. I actually did a tutorial awhile back.

    Say something cheeky like "just a small girl.." and they will say lol how did you know I'm from a small town? And you go from there.. or they will text back "living in a lonely wooorld!" And then you play coy and say oooh you're so smart you know the lyrics! That's one of my favorite songs too! And then go from there..

    Or say "hey chicken" and they will say who u calling chicken?!" And you say you chicken... Chicken as in chick as in the female persuasion.. and go from there..

    Or they will say I'm doing well rooster/cock.. or if they think your cute they will call you something like beef steak.. and then go from there..

    Or you could just be normal and read there profile and see what they like and tell them you'll give them the low down on the upcoming indie books/music

    I actually just matched with this girl who's profile just said she's here to only fuck Ashley's dudes so I just straight up asked her if I could fuck her
  6. #46
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by gadzooks I've never even tried tinder…

    I want to some day, but it seems kind of intimidating.

    I think I read somewhere that women swipe left (is left the rejection direction? I literally don't even know for sure) ~90% of the time.

    And I've met dudes that literally do this…



    And still get nothing.

    I do that and don't even look at the screen because I can't be arsed to spend that much time with the dumb app. Nothing intimidating about I just put up a few pix and didn't even fill out the about me section because girls couldn't care less about your interest unless they find you physically attractive to begin w anyways..

    Like a lot of girls on there talk about there deliberately vague job.. like.. I work for the industry.. I work for the non profit.. I work for the gubberment.. it's lol ok.. it's not like you can fuck a job lol

    I get matches every day pretty easy
  7. #47
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by Technologist Yeah, I guess I really can’t say since I’ve never used it. It just seems so easy for men to say a woman on a dating site is a slut.

    Most are lol. Why are you ways defending woman's behavior especially when you never know what you're talking about?
  8. #48
    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Originally posted by Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Thank you Aldra, I'll be getting paid tonight with this copy paste.

    ask her if she wants to get naked and burn shit down
  9. #49
    Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    Bitches are easy but if you overthink it then she will know you’re trying too hard it has to seem natural

    and don’t message back straight away, leave her to think about you
  10. #50
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by Grylls Bitches are easy but if you overthink it then she will know you’re trying too hard it has to seem natural

    and don’t message back straight away, leave her to think about you

    Sounds like a try hard thing to do and not natural
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  11. #51
    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    Just send them a picture of a Tek pipe with a packed bowl if they say ewwwwww drugs are bad then tell them to die in a fire and forget they exist. If they say ayoooooo then it's squirt alert time
  12. #52
    Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    Originally posted by Bill Krozby Sounds like a try hard thing to do and not natural

    ok captain rapesalot
  13. #53
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Lol
  14. #54
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Needs more foes
  15. #55
    Box Wine Houston
    "Ever have rape fantasies?"
  16. #56
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Die
  17. #57
    Originally posted by frumbob 🐎🦄🐈🐯🐷🦊 Tell her you're going to put roaches in her vagina

    only useful piece of advice ITT
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    LuciaVasquez Yung Blood
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  19. #59
    "If I ever see your whore face walking down the street i'm gonna push you into an alley and violate your asshole CUNT!!!"
  20. #60
    A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
    i dunno but i just got a new ballstratcher, GOODBYE TITE SACK!
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