So what do you say when you match with a girl on tinder?

1. 2023-03-24 at 9:45 AM UTC

   #61
   Kafka sweaty
   Don't be awkward or talk about dogs. If you had a cat pic that's better. What stood out to me was them sending drug pics or asking questions about sex. One guy had a pic of him holding the communist manifesto. Say you're a feminist in your bio or looking for a rebound. Gingers stand out...
2. 2023-03-24 at 9:48 AM UTC

   #62
   Kafka sweaty
   Oh yeah don't ask for phone numbers right away or try go skip the small talk
3. 2023-03-24 at 1:21 PM UTC

   #63
   

   aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
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4. 2023-03-24 at 1:32 PM UTC

   #64
   

   Stupid noob opened the secret cow portal Houston

   Originally posted by Kafka What stood out to me was them sending drug pics or asking questions about sex.

   
   

   Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood Just send them a picture of a Tek pipe with a packed bowl if they say ewwwwww drugs are bad then tell them to die in a fire and forget they exist. If they say ayoooooo then it's squirt alert time

5. 2023-03-24 at 3:27 PM UTC

   #65
   

   Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
   Whenever I match with bitches on bumble I always forget I'm supposed to give a fuck about them and message back quickly. I talked to this girl the other day and told her I wanted her for a farm hand on my emu ranch and she literally said "hahaha omg so random" when I was really just trying to entertain myself because everything else about her was so boring. Then we continued talking with 3-6 hour pauses between my messages until she finally stopped responding because I guess it was obvious Idgaf. Would still have aggressively banged her butt but it was hard to pretend I thought that would make me any happier
6. 2023-03-28 at 12:32 PM UTC

   #66
   

   Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole
   Fuckin DHers....SMH.
7. 2023-03-28 at 1:32 PM UTC

   #67
   I Live In Your Crawlspace Secretly4 Space Nigga
   Ask her what's her favorite anime show
8. 2023-03-28 at 2:42 PM UTC

   #68
   

   Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole

   Originally posted by I Live In Your Crawlspace Secretly4 Ask her what's her favorite anime show

   
   ..and if she responds "WTF, I don't watch fucking cartoons...are you a child as well as a faggot?"
   
   ...then she's a keeper.
9. 2023-03-28 at 4:16 PM UTC

   #69
   

   jerryb African Astronaut
   If GG finds out he has tinder it's going to cost him big time at the next trip to town.
10. 2023-03-28 at 4:38 PM UTC

    #70
    

    Ember McLain Houston

    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson ..and if she responds "WTF, I don't watch fucking cartoons…are you a child as well as a faggot?"
    
    …then she's a keeper.

    
    No, she sounds like a loser actually