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So what do you say when you match with a girl on tinder?

  1. 2019-09-02 at 6:10 AM UTC
    #1
    Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Dark Matter [my scoffingly uncritical tinning]
    Folks, I need something to break the ice
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  2. 2019-09-02 at 6:39 AM UTC
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    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    I've never even tried tinder...

    I want to some day, but it seems kind of intimidating.

    I think I read somewhere that women swipe left (is left the rejection direction? I literally don't even know for sure) ~90% of the time.

    And I've met dudes that literally do this...



    And still get nothing.
  3. 2019-09-02 at 7:09 AM UTC
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    zhn0k Yung Blood [my demonstrably wysiwyg hygrometer]
    you're suppose to send a dick-pic.
  4. 2019-09-02 at 8:38 AM UTC
    #4
    username: African Astronaut
    how are you
  5. 2019-09-02 at 9:05 AM UTC
    #5
    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    A small minority of the Freedomites were noted for their arson campaigns, as a protest against materialistic life. They targeted belongings and other material possessions. The attacks occurred throughout the 20th century, but the periods of greatest activity were during the 1920s and 1960s. Both arson and bombing were used. The first use of explosives occurred in 1923,[4] and two were killed by their own bombs in 1958 and 1962.[5] Targets included their own property and unfortunate Doukhobor neighbors to further exhibit their loathing of materialism, attacks on schools to resist government pressure to school Svobodnik children, and attacks on transportation and communications. One such incident was the bombing of a railway bridge in Nelson, British Columbia in 1961.[6] Most of these acts were committed in the nude.[1]
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  6. 2019-09-02 at 9:11 AM UTC
    #6
    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by aldra …

    I've even heard of these motherfuckers before (I think)...

    For some reason, the region of British Columbia that borders Washington state is full of hippies, anarchists, and nudists... and hippy anarchist nudists.
  7. 2019-09-02 at 9:14 AM UTC
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    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    yeah, apparently part of a Russian sect similar to the Amish

    they had to flee to Canada when the czar tried to conscript them and they blew up all their weapons
  8. 2019-09-02 at 10:42 AM UTC
    #8
    Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    How do you start a conversation IRL?
  9. 2019-09-02 at 11:03 AM UTC
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    Number13 African Astronaut [dispute my snotty-nosed seagull]
    You ask for pics of her butthole
  10. 2019-09-02 at 11:46 AM UTC
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    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole
    Just a small town girl...
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  11. 2019-09-02 at 12:23 PM UTC
    #11
    Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Making my way downtown, going fast, faces passed and i'm home bound.
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  12. 2019-09-02 at 12:26 PM UTC
    #12
    Technologist victim of incest
    Originally posted by Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Folks, I need something to break the ice

    “It looks like we have some common interests, it’d be nice to chat with you.”

    Best I can think of right now Soi. Just break the ice, then you’re in like skin😁
  13. 2019-09-02 at 12:36 PM UTC
    #13
    Number13 African Astronaut [dispute my snotty-nosed seagull]
    Originally posted by Technologist “It looks like we have some common interests, it’d be nice to chat with you.”

    Best I can think of right now Soi. Just break the ice, then you’re in like skin😁

    This is tinder we're talking about, the girls on there are only looking to be filled with as much cock as they can.
  14. 2019-09-02 at 12:37 PM UTC
    #14
    Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Originally posted by Number13 This is tinder we're talking about, the girls on there are only looking to be filled with as much cock as they can.

    THOT Central.
  15. 2019-09-02 at 12:40 PM UTC
    #15
    Technologist victim of incest
    Originally posted by Number13 This is tinder we're talking about, the girls on there are only looking to be filled with as much cock as they can.

    Yeah, it seems that if a girl is on a dating site, she is a slut. Same when I was on DH. Funny the men aren’t looked upon with such disgust.
    Dating sites are now a very common way to meet people in the US. Bars used to be the place. Everything is about instant gratification now.
  16. 2019-09-02 at 12:45 PM UTC
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    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole
    yes i met my girlfriend on tinder lololol
  17. 2019-09-02 at 1:35 PM UTC
    #17
    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Originally posted by Technologist Yeah, it seems that if a girl is on a dating site, she is a slut. Same when I was on DH. Funny the men aren’t looked upon with such disgust.
    Dating sites are now a very common way to meet people in the US. Bars used to be the place. Everything is about instant gratification now.

    I wouldn't call tinder a 'dating site', and everyone knows the huge majority of guys on there just want to drag dicks through anything they can
  18. 2019-09-02 at 1:40 PM UTC
    #18
    Technologist victim of incest
    Originally posted by aldra I wouldn't call tinder a 'dating site', and everyone knows the huge majority of guys on there just want to drag dicks through anything they can

    Yeah, I guess I really can’t say since I’ve never used it. It just seems so easy for men to say a woman on a dating site is a slut.
  19. 2019-09-02 at 1:43 PM UTC
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    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole
    I'm a proud slut
  20. 2019-09-02 at 1:46 PM UTC
    #20
    Technologist victim of incest
    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood I'm a proud slut

    My point exactly. Men are proud to be a slut; woman?.........not so much.
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