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I haven't had sex in a while, should I go to a hooker?

  1. 2019-08-27 at 5:31 PM UTC
    #101
    vindicktive vinny Black Hole
    Originally posted by -SpectraL She could have been a african american widow. You take big chances.

    pc-ed.
  2. 2019-08-27 at 5:45 PM UTC
    #102
    Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Dark Matter [my scoffingly uncritical tinning]
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny tip : consider all sex workers as public toilet bowls.

    if you arent the kind of person who enjoy kissing and licking toilet bowls in public washrooms, then you wouldnt enjoy kissing and licking a sex worker.

    The whole world is covered in a thin layer of feces.
  3. 2019-08-27 at 5:50 PM UTC
    #103
    vindicktive vinny Black Hole
    Originally posted by Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country The whole world is covered in a thin layer of feces.

    but not cums and semens.
  4. 2019-08-27 at 5:50 PM UTC
    #104
    Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Dark Matter [my scoffingly uncritical tinning]
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny but not cums and semens.
    What's pollen?
  5. 2019-08-27 at 5:51 PM UTC
    #105
    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Originally posted by Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country The whole world is covered in a thin layer of feces.

    12 billion pounds of farts a day.
  6. 2019-08-27 at 5:51 PM UTC
    #106
    vindicktive vinny Black Hole
    Originally posted by Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country What's pollen?

    vegetarian semen.
  7. 2019-08-27 at 5:52 PM UTC
    #107
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    i dont like farting anymore
  8. 2019-08-27 at 5:55 PM UTC
    #108
    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Originally posted by DietPiano i dont like farting anymore

    Any time you fart, someone somewhere in the world will eventually have to taste it. Maybe even multiple people.
  9. 2019-08-27 at 9:26 PM UTC
    #109
    park police Tuskegee Airman
    The irish are very fond of fart jokes, like the british. They are masters of cuckery.
  10. 2019-08-27 at 9:27 PM UTC
    #110
    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    I can tell what someone had for supper just by the smell of their fart.
  11. 2019-08-28 at 4:06 AM UTC
    #111
    vindicktive vinny Black Hole
    Originally posted by -SpectraL I can tell what someone had for supper just by the smell of their fart.

    soumds like you like sniffing things that come out of peoples assholes.

    can you also tell whos cum has been deposited into their ass ?
  12. 2019-08-28 at 4:25 AM UTC
    #112
    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Yeah it is, objectively.

    I mean sex drive is basically insanity.

    Imagine paying to stick your tongue in a stranger's vagina.

    I should be segregated.

    Kinda this, tho...

    Going back like ~10-15 years, I've been looking for a way to "shut off" sexual needs.

    As long as it's reversible and medically safe for the most part, I'd SO be down.

    Not too long ago I was actually about to buy some depo-provera off the dark net.

    It's birth control for women, but apparently is also used on sex offenders to reduce sex drive.

    I'd SO take a year's worth and just step my career/money game up, hit the gym (although that low T would kill much of my gains), and then stop taking it and be, like, the beta of all betas...

    But:
    1. It's hard to come by.
    2. I want to absolutely ensure no long-term damage.
  13. 2019-08-28 at 12:24 PM UTC
    #113
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Masturbate pussy


    Natures relief valve its not rocket science
  14. 2019-08-29 at 1:16 PM UTC
    #114
    tee hee hee Naturally Camouflaged [slangily complete this slumberer]
    Originally posted by gadzooks Kinda this, tho…

    Going back like ~10-15 years, I've been looking for a way to "shut off" sexual needs.

    As long as it's reversible and medically safe for the most part, I'd SO be down.

    Not too long ago I was actually about to buy some depo-provera off the dark net.

    It's birth control for women, but apparently is also used on sex offenders to reduce sex drive.

    I'd SO take a year's worth and just step my career/money game up, hit the gym (although that low T would kill much of my gains), and then stop taking it and be, like, the beta of all betas…

    But:
    1. It's hard to come by.
    2. I want to absolutely ensure no long-term damage.

    Gadz where have you been hiding since the Toilet Fiasco?
  15. 2019-08-30 at 5:32 AM UTC
    #115
    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by tee hee hee Gadz where have you been hiding since the Toilet Fiasco?

    I actually moved back home like a week ago. Finally all the reno is done.

    I pop in around here from time to time.

    But I'm mostly focusing on the up and up.
  16. 2019-08-30 at 7:14 AM UTC
    #116
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Do literal street hookers still exist or is it all just ordering them from the internet now ? What's the going rate , like say , per hour ? 150 bucks?
  17. 2019-08-30 at 7:22 AM UTC
    #117
    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by mmQ Do literal street hookers still exist or is it all just ordering them from the internet now ? What's the going rate , like say , per hour ? 150 bucks?

    My ex roommate (and also the last chick I fucked), was an escort.

    I learned alot about that particular industry during that time...

    Street walkers are rare.

    Most use the Internet (first Craigslist, then Backpage, and finally Leolist).

    Going rate really depends on age and physical attractiveness.

    Gal I'm talking about was abnormally buxomy and abnormally tall.

    She also had a lot of charm which, as it turns out, is a major factor in the sex worker industry.

    A surprisingly high percentage of her patrons were merely looking for companion ship and the whole "girlfriend experience".

    Funny thing is, though... That's what I was looking for.

    But I won't admit that to any woman, let alone a... Lady of the evening.
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  18. 2019-08-30 at 7:26 AM UTC
    #118
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    In your post you said alot and then later you said a lot.

    Buxomy intrigued me. I haven't heard that word in a while.

    And then you said companion ship. Lol maybe you typed it like that on purpose.
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  19. 2019-08-30 at 7:29 AM UTC
    #119
    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by mmQ In your post you said alot and then later you said a lot.

    Buxomy intrigued me. I haven't heard that word in a while.

    And then you said companion ship. Lol maybe you typed it like that on purpose.

    "Companion ship" was a typo.

    I noticed it before sending that post, though, and thought...

    Maybe it's time I live on the edge.
  20. 2019-08-30 at 12:39 PM UTC
    #120
    tee hee hee Naturally Camouflaged [slangily complete this slumberer]
    Originally posted by gadzooks I actually moved back home like a week ago. Finally all the reno is done.

    I pop in around here from time to time.

    But I'm mostly focusing on the up and up.

    That's wonderful! Don't forget us little people when you get to the top eh
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