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  1. #41
    Rear Naked Joke African Astronaut
    Floopy kitties are cute go fuck yourselves
  2. #42
    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Originally posted by DontTellEm Ur cats are legitimately obese, especially cat on the left, look how she's "sitting" …real life flopping

    they're leaning back away from each other; a few seconds after I took that photo she slapped him in the face.

    they have no problem sitting, nor are they uncomfortable




    Originally posted by DontTellEm Controlled diet?

    I've been tapering them down a bit but it's difficult for a number of reasons
  3. #43
    people with cats disgust me.

    people who let cats swipe their asssholes along their entire bodies disgust me even more,

    it should be a gas chamberable offence to have cats in your sleeping quarters,
  4. #44
    Japan-Is-Eternal Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny people with cats disgust me.

    people who let cats swipe their asssholes along their entire bodies disgust me even more,

    it should be a gas chamberable offence to have cats in your sleeping quarters,

    of course the gook would hate cats
  5. #45
    Originally posted by Japan-Is-Eternal of course the gook would hate cats

    whats worse than a gook is a mongrelized gook.

    go bacj and study for your racial purity tests.
  6. #46
    Technologist victim of incest
    ITT Aldra is judged by his cat’s size

    Good God! Bigger fish to fry in this world!
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  7. #47
    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Originally posted by Technologist ITT Aldra is judged by his cat’s size

    Good God! Bigger fish to fry in this world!

    lol, I've posted very little PI over the years, gotta get ripped for something



    they're only a 30 on the weight chart so they're not massively overweight but yeah, could definitely stand to lose some CHONK
  8. #48
    Technologist victim of incest
    Your cats are fine. I’ve seen a few “oh lawd he’s comings” in my time. I feel sorry for there little legs and knees.
  9. #49
    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    honestly they're one of the few things I care about, I love them to death
  10. #50
    Technologist victim of incest
    How old are they? My cat is a savage. She’s 16 and still kills and eats her prey. She is an outdoor cat. When I try to get her in, she sits in the basement and waits for the “right time” to zip outta there when I open the door. She sits on my porch. If I open the door for her, she walks away. She’s always had wild instincts. She’s super fit, but that comes from being outside, and I feed her good food. She has a way into the garage for food, water, and her bed. In the winter, when it’s frigid outside, we have a space heater directed on her bed. She sits out there and basks in the heat. Even though she is wild, she still loves getting lovins and petted from anyone who comes up my drive. There’s a little boy that walks with his parents every evening, he always stops at my driveway and DeDe comes out to see him.

    My son named her DeDe from Dexter’s Labratory, lol
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  11. #51
    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Originally posted by Technologist How old are they? My cat is a savage. She’s 16 and still kills and eats her prey. She is an outdoor cat. When I try to get her in, she sits in the basement and waits for the “right time” to zip outta there when I open the door. She sits on my porch. If I open the door for her, she walks away. She’s always had wild instincts. She’s super fit, but that comes from being outside, and I feed her good food. She has a way into the garage for food, water, and her bed. In the winter, when it’s frigid outside, we have a space heater directed on her bed. She sits out there and basks in the heat. Even though she is wild, she still loves getting lovins and petted from anyone who comes up my drive. There’s a little boy that walks with his parents every evening, he always stops at my driveway and DeDe comes out to see him.

    My son named her DeDe from Dexter’s Labratory, lol

    3 and 4 I believe, I only have estimated birth dates because both were rescues. Martin was released to a shelter because his owners thought he was too much trouble given his medical issues and Silvia was a stray who got impounded.

    It's actually been really interesting to see her change over the last few months/year; she used to be really apprehensive and now she's extremely affectionate... when she wants to be.

    Martin's always been affectionate, and he sounds like a little diesel engine when he purrs. He really likes headbutts
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  12. #52
    But are they immune to propaganda?
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  13. #53
    Originally posted by Rear Naked Joke Cannot be found safely and reliably on dnms or no

    You don't need to. You can walk into a drs office and tell them you have a heroin addiction and your insurance will give it to you for free for a few years.
  14. #54
    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Originally posted by STER0S

    looks very grumpy
  15. #55
    tee hee hee Naturally Camouflaged [slangily complete this slumberer]
    Originally posted by Rear Naked Joke I can't move

    This sounds like an adorable kind of problem to have☺️
  16. #56
    Rear Naked Joke African Astronaut
    I did t know dry food caused bladder stones, I thought it was fine so long as they also had lots of water. Apparently not.
  17. #57
    DontTellEm Black Hole
    Cats are dumb lil bitches. Dogs are by far superior.
  18. #58
    Cats slitting your throat while you sleep
  19. #59
    stl1 Cum Lickin' Fagit
    Originally posted by Japan-Is-Eternal did you rescue them yourself?



    Got out the ladder, set it up against the tree, climbed it, grabbed the cat, got the scratches to prove it. Emergency room bill from falling 20 feet out of a ladder in a tree...priceless.
  20. #60
    Rear Naked Joke African Astronaut
    Meh, they're just different. Cats are generally like a roommate or friend, dogs are like having a child.
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