It's a good thing it takes effort to kill yourself.

1. 2019-08-19 at 1:23 AM UTC

   #101
   

   Rear Naked Joke African Astronaut
   OP should make the effort
2. 2019-08-19 at 7:22 AM UTC

   #102
   

   Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Dark Matter [my scoffingly uncritical tinning]

   Originally posted by Rear Naked Joke OP should make the effort

   
   Epstein was able to kill himself with nothing more than a bedsheet, by kneeling down and leaning off a bunk bed.
   
   Op is a typical lazy, underperforming goy.
3. 2019-08-19 at 7:26 AM UTC

   #103
   

   the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
   u a weak itch
4. 2019-08-19 at 12:04 PM UTC

   #104
   Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole

   Originally posted by Sophie If i had a button that would make me stop living whenever i wanted to i'd be dead a hundred times over. Not really suicidal, but i am perpetually underwhelmed with life, and i'm oft to think. If i were dead i wouldn't have to deal with this shit.

   
   A trigger is like a button.
5. 2019-08-19 at 12:31 PM UTC

   #105
   

   Sophie Pedophile Tech Support

   Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson A trigger is like a button.

   
   Yes i'm aware, but i imagine the difference between my imaginary button and a gun to be a little something like this: The button basically sets off a helmet made of dynamite. With a gun you got to load it chamber a round put it to your eyeball or something gnarly and then press. That's like 4 steps you have to reconsider. Imaginary dynamite helmet that's already there operated with the push of a button is just one step to consider.
6. 2019-08-19 at 12:35 PM UTC

   #106
   Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole

   Originally posted by Sophie Yes i'm aware, but i imagine the difference between my imaginary button and a gun to be a little something like this: The button basically sets off a helmet made of dynamite. With a gun you got to load it chamber a round put it to your eyeball or something gnarly and then press. That's like 4 steps you have to reconsider. Imaginary dynamite helmet that's already there operated with the push of a button is just one step to consider.

   
   A bottle of whiskey first just makes it all a blur.
7. 2019-08-19 at 12:42 PM UTC

   #107
   

   Sophie Pedophile Tech Support

   Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson A bottle of whiskey first just makes it all a blur.

   
   Then again, if you had a bottle of Whisky, or another intoxicant. Why not just do that instead of die?
8. 2019-08-19 at 12:42 PM UTC

   #108
   Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole
   Indeed
9. 2019-08-19 at 12:44 PM UTC

   #109
   

   Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Dark Matter [my scoffingly uncritical tinning]
   I have at times wanted to die, but just did loads of benzos instead to knock myself out. It's like a recoverable suicide.
10. 2019-08-19 at 12:45 PM UTC

    #110
    

    Sophie Pedophile Tech Support

    Originally posted by Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country I have at times wanted to die, but just did loads of benzos instead to knock myself out. It's like a recoverable suicide.

    
    I guess that makes sense. I think i'll do opiates instead though it's like an instant anti-depressive.
11. 2019-08-19 at 12:48 PM UTC

    #111
    Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole
    Perhaps volunteering at the local animal shelter or old peoples home might give you the purpose in life you need?
    
    I know picking up dog turds and wiping chocolate pudding off an 80yr olds chin sounds fulfilling to me.
12. 2019-08-19 at 12:59 PM UTC

    #112
    

    Sophie Pedophile Tech Support

    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Perhaps volunteering at the local animal shelter or old peoples home might give you the purpose in life you need?
    
    I know picking up dog turds and wiping chocolate pudding off an 80yr olds chin sounds fulfilling to me.

    
    I volunteer as para military commando for Atomwaffen Division. Sieg Heil.
13. 2019-08-19 at 1:01 PM UTC

    #113
    Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole

    Originally posted by Sophie I volunteer as para military commando for Atomwaffen Division. Sieg Heil.

    
    I bet they cut their sandwiches into little triangles without crusts.
14. 2019-08-19 at 1:59 PM UTC

    #114
    

    Sophie Pedophile Tech Support

    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson I bet they cut their sandwiches into little triangles without crusts.

    
    Little swastikas actually. But it's still a queer sort of affair.
15. 2019-08-19 at 2:01 PM UTC

    #115
    

    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]

    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson I bet they cut their sandwiches into little triangles without crusts.

    
    the fuck you say about triangles nigga
16. 2019-08-19 at 5:36 PM UTC

    #116
    Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole
    Motherfuckin finger sandwiches bitch
    
    
17. 2019-08-19 at 5:54 PM UTC

    #117
    

    Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]

    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Motherfuckin finger sandwiches bitch
    
    

    
    well i never
18. 2019-08-19 at 5:55 PM UTC

    #118
    

    Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    seen you curse
19. 2019-08-19 at 5:56 PM UTC

    #119
    Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole
    My little brother logged onto my account.
20. 2019-08-19 at 7:03 PM UTC

    #120
    

    vindicktive vinny Black Hole

    Originally posted by Sophie Even her hair brush is kawaii. At least in Nihon girls are still girls (-_-")

    
    even some nihon boys are like girls.