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It's a good thing it takes effort to kill yourself.

  1. #81
    Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Originally posted by Sudo I will let you know if I do

    Alright.
  2. #82
    WellHung Black Hole
    Originally posted by Bill Krozby Pretty sure I have. Nice try schlomo

    That is something that you should be totally sure about.
  3. #83
    Solstice Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by Sophie If i had a button that would make me stop living whenever i wanted to i'd be dead a hundred times over. Not really suicidal, but i am perpetually underwhelmed with life, and i'm oft to think. If i were dead i wouldn't have to deal with this shit.

    Take some psychedelics.
  4. #84
    username: African Astronaut
    How do you know that every suicide ever wasn't actually an accident?
  5. #85
    Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    Originally posted by username: How do you know that every suicide ever wasn't actually an accident?

    you just hurt my head
  6. #86
    username: African Astronaut
    I feel like nis is just another sam hyde tier chan.
  7. #87
    Number13 African Astronaut [dispute my snotty-nosed seagull]
    Originally posted by username: How do you know that every suicide ever wasn't actually an accident?

    Gotta make the most complicated suicide machine ever.
    Trip and fall in a specific place and the sound will alert a carrier pigeon that'll take off and land on a seesaw like bar that'll let a marble fall in to a maze that ends with it depressing a flat spring and connecting a circuit that sends a signal to a rifle a mile away, pulling the trigger and sending a bullet through your well positioned head.
  8. #88
    username: African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Number13 Gotta make the most complicated suicide machine ever.
    Trip and fall in a specific place and the sound will alert a carrier pigeon that'll take off and land on a seesaw like bar that'll let a marble fall in to a maze that ends with it depressing a flat spring and connecting a circuit that sends a signal to a rifle a mile away, pulling the trigger and sending a bullet through your well positioned head.

    nty
  9. #89
    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Jack up car, remove tire, place head squarely under rim and trip lever on jack. Legs will splay out dramatically and then slowly settle peacefully to earth an inch at a time.
  10. #90
    This is the reason why kids dont when they get really upset. Because they dont know about it or how to
  11. #91
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Do you think you really would sophie ? If you just had to push a button? I mean I'm guessing that means you don't have a loaded firearm in your possession since that's essentially the same thing..
  12. #92
    Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Originally posted by mmQ Do you think you really would sophie ? If you just had to push a button? I mean I'm guessing that means you don't have a loaded firearm in your possession since that's essentially the same thing..

    Having a loaded firearm doesn't feel like the same thing. And IDK what do i know, i'm fine again today. The point is, killing yourself on a whim seems pretty silly.

    Thank you, amen.
  13. #93
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Sophie Having a loaded firearm doesn't feel like the same thing. And IDK what do i know, i'm fine again today. The point is, killing yourself on a whim seems pretty silly.

    Thank you, amen.

    Dont patronize us. I think everyone in the world thinks about it at least a few times in their life. Obviously theres a difference between thinking about
    .. considering... doing... and everything in between .

    I'm just saying personally speaking I feel like I would agree with you, I that at some point I would've pushed a button .
  14. #94
    Mud Hole Mania African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Number13 Gotta make the most complicated suicide machine ever.
    Trip and fall in a specific place and the sound will alert a carrier pigeon that'll take off and land on a seesaw like bar that'll let a marble fall in to a maze that ends with it depressing a flat spring and connecting a circuit that sends a signal to a rifle a mile away, pulling the trigger and sending a bullet through your well positioned head.

    Why not just have a friend back up into Stone-Hinge like in the movie "European Vacation" and have the last one do a domino affect on top of you.
  15. #95
    Mud Hole Mania African Astronaut
    Originally posted by mmQ Dont patronize us. I think everyone in the world thinks about it at least a few times in their life. Obviously theres a difference between thinking about
    .. considering… doing… and everything in between .

    I'm just saying personally speaking I feel like I would agree with you, I that at some point I would've pushed a button .

    Lose everything.. it becomes a daily occurrence.

    usually when you wake up.
  16. #96
    Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Originally posted by mmQ Dont patronize us. I think everyone in the world thinks about it at least a few times in their life. Obviously theres a difference between thinking about
    .. considering… doing… and everything in between .

    I'm just saying personally speaking I feel like I would agree with you, I that at some point I would've pushed a button .

    I didn't mean to patronize anyone, but if i replay the reel of me loife there are points where i would have definitely pressed the button. But like i said in the OP it's a good thing it's not as easy as that.
  17. #97
    Ugh lofi. I hate wheede culture
  18. #98
    Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Originally posted by DietPiano Ugh lofi. I hate wheede culture

    Wheede?

    You can hate what you want. But LoFi is pretty dope.
  19. #99
    Number13 African Astronaut [dispute my snotty-nosed seagull]
    Originally posted by Mud Hole Mania Why not just have a friend back up into Stone-Hinge like in the movie "European Vacation" and have the last one do a domino affect on top of you.

    That'd be cool too, cause as much damage as possible simply to off yourself.
  20. Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Dark Matter [my scoffingly uncritical tinning]
    Originally posted by Sophie I didn't mean to patronize anyone, but if i replay the reel of me loife there are points where i would have definitely pressed the button. But like i said in the OP it's a good thing it's not as easy as that.

    I think one legitimate argument against people owning guns in their own home may be that they make suicide much more convenient.
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