The Retarded Thread: Malice Metro Edition

1. 2019-08-19 at 5:55 AM UTC

   #8181
   RestStop Space Nigga
   Trying to turn my piss into wine.
2. 2019-08-19 at 6:24 AM UTC

   #8182
   

   Sophie Pedophile Tech Support

   Originally posted by RestStop Trying to turn my piss into wine.

   
   Call me ghetto Jesus, ripe kidney stones from the vine
3. 2019-08-19 at 6:53 AM UTC

   #8183
   

   the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
   im gonna ask for the dealers address and steal his nintendo
   
   
4. 2019-08-19 at 7:35 AM UTC

   #8184
   

   Box Wine Houston

   Originally posted by Sophie Call me ghetto Jesus, ripe kidney stones from the vine

   
   I've been pissing this solid painful red shit for like two weeks
5. 2019-08-19 at 7:36 AM UTC

   #8185
   

   the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
   420
   
   
6. 2019-08-19 at 7:36 AM UTC

   #8186
   

   aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition

   Originally posted by Box Wine I've been pissing this solid painful red shit for like two weeks

   
   that's not ideal
7. 2019-08-19 at 7:48 AM UTC

   #8187
   

   Box Wine Houston
   I'm at the hospital and they don't really seem concerned
   
   Make it's a side effect of something
8. 2019-08-19 at 7:50 AM UTC

   #8188
   

   the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
   yoink the morphine
9. 2019-08-19 at 8:22 AM UTC

   #8189
   

   Sophie Pedophile Tech Support

   Originally posted by Box Wine I've been pissing this solid painful red shit for like two weeks

   
   Rhabdo?
10. 2019-08-19 at 8:41 AM UTC

    #8190
    

    Box Wine Houston
    Told them I had a history of it but they ignored me. And rhabdo piss isn't really thick like that
    
    Somehow i managed to 1. Lose my apartment and get both an aneurysm and brain hemorrhage all on the same day 3 weeks ago and here I am
11. 2019-08-19 at 8:45 AM UTC

    #8191
    

    Sophie Pedophile Tech Support

    Originally posted by Box Wine Told them I had a history of it but they ignored me. And rhabdo piss isn't really thick like that
    
    Somehow i managed to 1. Lose my apartment and get both an aneurysm and brain hemorrhage all on the same day 3 weeks ago and here I am

    
    Jesus Christ, are you ok?
12. 2019-08-19 at 8:45 AM UTC

    #8192
    

    Box Wine Houston
    Always hilarious being able to tell which nurses have just had the railing of their lives
13. 2019-08-19 at 8:51 AM UTC

    #8193
    

    Box Wine Houston
    On another note I wonder if this is what happened to wariat
    
    If I don't at all my posts JUST like his1
14. 2019-08-19 at 8:56 AM UTC

    #8194
    

    Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    JUST
15. 2019-08-19 at 8:56 AM UTC

    #8195
    

    Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    
16. 2019-08-19 at 8:59 AM UTC

    #8196
    

    Box Wine Houston

    Originally posted by Sophie Jesus Christ, are you ok?

    
    I'm alive, wasn't when they found me, and I'm sure millions of other people would've appreciated the chance more than me
17. 2019-08-19 at 9:02 AM UTC

    #8197
    

    Sophie Pedophile Tech Support

    Originally posted by Box Wine I'm alive, wasn't when they found me, and I'm sure millions of other people would've appreciated the chance more than me

    
    How did you die in the first place.
18. 2019-08-19 at 9:02 AM UTC

    #8198
    

    Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Maybe you're still dead, and this is just limbo. How would you know?
19. 2019-08-19 at 9:25 AM UTC

    #8199
    

    Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Only The Minute Hour can make suicide a jolly affair.
    
    
20. 2019-08-19 at 11:24 AM UTC

    #8200
    

    Rear Naked Joke African Astronaut