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  1. #81
    Rear Naked Joke African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Pretty sure if you own your own gig you shouldn't put up with the shit you have to deal with as an employee.

    That's the whole reason why small businesses can be special, because they get to choose their clientele.

    If you start a business and don't understand the ins and outs of the business, you are a retard and will probably fail. And if you go in expecting to just hire people to take care of it for you, you are going to get your ass robbed blind.

    A bajillion bars, restaurants, clubs open and close each year because someone thought they were super smart and could run a business no problem without knowing jack shit.

    And many of them get massively taken for a ride by their accountant, manager, employees because you don't know wtf is going on from your 50000 ft altitude ivory tower.

    I'm not saying he can't succeed anyway, some do, he is not a moron. But for the same reason, he will want to be prepared, have experience etc.

    It is fucking morons who think they can toss cash at a business and turn it into their little Disneyland where they strut about like the big man feeling important.

    Owning a bar is one thing, running a bar is another. And to run it well you should know how it run.
  2. #82
    Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Dark Matter [my scoffingly uncritical tinning]
    Originally posted by Rear Naked Joke If you start a business and don't understand the ins and outs of the business, you are a retard and will probably fail. And if you go in expecting to just hire people to take care of it for you, you are going to get your ass robbed blind.

    A bajillion bars, restaurants, clubs open and close each year because someone thought they were super smart and could run a business no problem without knowing jack shit.

    And many of them get massively taken for a ride by their accountant, manager, employees because you don't know wtf is going on from your 50000 ft altitude ivory tower.

    I'm not saying he can't succeed anyway, some do, he is not a moron. But for the same reason, he will want to be prepared, have experience etc.

    It is fucking morons who think they can toss cash at a business and turn it into their little Disneyland where they strut about like the big man feeling important.

    Owning a bar is one thing, running a bar is another. And to run it well you should know how it run.

    You sure do throw words like "moron", "idiot", "retard" around a lot.
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  3. #83
    Rear Naked Joke African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country You sure do throw words like "moron", "idiot", "retard" around a lot.

    It's like faggot but nicer
  4. #84
    Lanny if you want to own a bar are you willing to work in one first, or do you think you don't need to?
  5. #85
    Originally posted by -SpectraL Yeah, like when you're closing up one night and someone shoots you for the money bag.

    lanny is a communist.

    her bar doesnt accept monies.

    lanny, how do you let your ownership of a bar reconcile with your communism ?
  6. #86
    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Originally posted by Lanny I always shoot first ;)

    So you go about armed?
  7. #87
    Lanny Bird of Courage
    Originally posted by DietPiano Lanny if you want to own a bar are you willing to work in one first, or do you think you don't need to?

    Sure, I mean working in a bar isn't terribly economically effective for me, but I don't know how to run a bar and that seems like a reasonable way to learn the ins and outs. I figure I could learn how to bartend, I think I know how to mix the bread and butter stuff and I can work a till.

    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny lanny is a communist.

    her bar doesnt accept monies.

    lanny, how do you let your ownership of a bar reconcile with your communism ?

    By being a member of the working class and seizing the means of inebriation.
  8. #88
    Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    you can give free blowjobs to loyal customers too
  9. #89
    Erekshun Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by Grylls you can give free blowjobs to loyal customers too

    Why don't you apply for that job? They say if you do something you love it's not really work. How much do you charge?
  10. #90
    Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    Originally posted by Erekshun Why don't you apply for that job? They say if you do something you love it's not really work. How much do you charge?

    it varies, but for you its free babe
  11. #91
    Originally posted by Lanny Sure, I mean working in a bar isn't terribly economically effective for me, but I don't know how to run a bar and that seems like a reasonable way to learn the ins and outs. I figure I could learn how to bartend, I think I know how to mix the bread and butter stuff and I can work a till.

    but where are you going to get the ices and beers ?

    who are you going to pay your due to the protection racket ?
  12. #92
    Lanny Bird of Courage
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny who are you going to pay your due to the protection racket ?

    The Russians
  13. #93
    Originally posted by Lanny The Russians

    which one.

    they all look alike.
  14. #94
    Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    says the chink
  15. #95
    Originally posted by Grylls says the chink

    and
  16. #96
    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny but where are you going to get the ices and beers ?

    who are you going to pay your due to the protection racket ?

    Then there's the matter of plastic straws.
  17. #97
    Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    Originally posted by -SpectraL Then there's the matter of plastic straws.

    then theres the matter of the plastic straw ban in 2020
  18. #98
    Lanny Bird of Courage
    I can drink your mom's vaginal juices with or without a straw
  19. #99
    Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
  20. Originally posted by -SpectraL Then there's the matter of plastic straws.

    ???
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