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  1. #21
    Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    idk 10% cut for staff doesnt sound a lot
  2. #22
    Rear Naked Joke African Astronaut
    He's kinda right. Honestly, any type of restaurant, bar etc... These are usually fucking terrible investments as far as the effort and risk to profit ratio goes. If you really want to just run a bar then start a bar but that's literally all you'll be doing. You really can't trust day to day operations to anyone else without overseeing stuff yourself.
  3. #23
    frala Avant garde shartist

  4. #24
    Erekshun Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by frala

    That's funny! I don't care how fat you are.
  5. #25
    Rear Naked Joke African Astronaut
    2md dude looks like Gilbert Gottfried
  6. #26
    I agree with erukshun. Running a business becomes your life and takes all your time and you have to deal with drunk people and take up liability like spectral said, but unlike spectral said everybody knows what bar insurance is.

    You are legally liable for your patrons and if you get them drunk and allow them to leave and they hurt somebody, you are liable. My partner on the night shift owned a bar and sold it and lost a whole bunch of money on it and she said she HATES drunk people and she wasn't this dainty fair weather character either.

    She had a lot of enemies though, which usually means you're a piece of shit, which she was under her relaxed demeanor. We would sit and gossip about everyone and everything all night long and she would tell me everyone elses' deepest darkest secrets without prompt, which is how you know she makes a really good friend.
  7. #27
    Ajax African Astronaut [rumor the placative aphakia]
    This type of business will only enable your disease. You will consume your inventory and never make a profit.
  8. #28
    G4LM African Astronaut
    ITT: Scared pussies afraid to be business men

    This is why you'll always be serfs, going to OTHER people's bars and putting money in THEIR pockets.
  9. #29
    Originally posted by G4LM ITT: Scared pussies afraid to be business men

    This is why you'll always be serfs, going to OTHER people's bars and putting money in THEIR pockets.

    just skip the bar, go to the liquor store and get a fifth. you can get drunk way more times off the same amount of money that way.
  10. #30
    Rear Naked Joke African Astronaut
    Originally posted by G4LM ITT: Scared pussies afraid to be business men

    This is why you'll always be serfs, going to OTHER people's bars and putting money in THEIR pockets.

    Fuck the hospitality industry.
  11. #31
    Japan-Is-Eternal Naturally Camouflaged
    OP is going to open his bar up in san francisco

    enjoy the hepatitis all over your bar stools and restrooms
    and the homeless gathered outside
    and the people passed out in the restroom
  12. #32
    Rear Naked Joke African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Japan-Is-Eternal OP is going to open his bar up in san francisco

    enjoy the hepatitis all over your bar stools and restrooms
    and the homeless gathered outside
    and the people passed out in the restroom

    Lanny would be fucking retarded to remain in SF once he quits his engineering shit.
  13. #33
    Originally posted by Lanny How about "National Institute of Science"

    We'll make a drink called the "Neil Degrasse Tyson" which will be like a martini made with dry ice

    serve foods also.

    that way you can name your bar bureau of alcohol, tobacco and food.

    buy a plot of land near a junction and build it with pallets.
  14. #34
    Originally posted by G4LM ITT: Scared pussies afraid to be business men

    This is why you'll always be serfs, going to OTHER people's bars and putting money in THEIR pockets.

    or communists.
  15. #35
    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    I'm absolutely sure Lanny would drink way more than his profits allow. He would be his own best customer.
  16. #36
    Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    I think you should try running this site properly first
  17. #37
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Grylls I think you should try running this site properly first

    De ja vu again. Remember this ?
  18. #38
    frala Avant garde shartist
    Originally posted by Rear Naked Joke 2md dude looks like Gilbert Gottfried

    Nigger no
  19. #39
    Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    Originally posted by mmQ De ja vu again. Remember this ?

    wat
  20. #40
    Lanny Bird of Courage
    Originally posted by Japan-Is-Eternal OP is going to open his bar up in san francisco

    enjoy the hepatitis all over your bar stools and restrooms
    and the homeless gathered outside
    and the people passed out in the restroom

    Nah, I was thinking about Vancouver maybe. Also my bar will be too classy to allow scrubs like you in.

    Originally posted by -SpectraL I'm absolutely sure Lanny would drink way more than his profits allow. He would be his own best customer.

    That's what we in the business call TAX EFFICIENCY
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