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  1. #61
    Japan-Is-Eternal Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by Lanny Just admit it, you'll never do anything with your life expect be miserable and soak up resources you don't do anything to produce

    I do more as a hikikomori than you ever have as an NPC in the fleshnet
  2. #62
    Originally posted by Lanny Nah, I was thinking about Vancouver maybe. Also my bar will be too classy to allow scrubs like you in.



    That's what we in the business call TAX EFFICIENCY


  3. #63
    Lanny why do you do alcohol every single day and ruin your liver by the time your 40? Youre young and putting a cup of pure poison into self and again
  4. #64
    Erekshun Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by DietPiano Lanny why do you do alcohol every single day and ruin your liver by the time your 40? Youre young and putting a cup of pure poison into self and again

    It's a mans right to choose what he does with his body. We need planned alcoholics.
  5. #65
    Japan-Is-Eternal Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by DietPiano Lanny why do you do alcohol every single day and ruin your liver by the time your 40? Youre young and putting a cup of pure poison into self and again

    he's a degenerate homosexual that lives in san francisco, what do you expect.
  6. #66
    I would say do benzos instead to save organs, but it really really would be worse, benzos are straight up worst thing for the brain there is. You WILL get alzheimers.

    ..I WILL get alzheimers
  7. #67
    Japan-Is-Eternal Naturally Camouflaged
    benzos don't even do anything
  8. #68
    Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    obvious troll
  9. #69
    Japan-Is-Eternal Naturally Camouflaged
    I was on a morphine IV

    opiates and benzos are the most boring drugs
  10. #70
    Erekshun Naturally Camouflaged
    source?
  11. #71
    Originally posted by Japan-Is-Eternal I was on a morphine IV

    opiates and benzos are the most boring drugs

    Yeah they dont turn you into an unpredicatable schizophrenic, but thats not a negative
  12. #72
    Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Dark Matter [my scoffingly uncritical tinning]
    OP have you ever tried to do anything businessey before? It can be hard, there's a lot of going around, stuff to arrange, certs to apply for, etc. Good staff are always hard to find and nearly impossible to keep happy, and there are always things happening like bins not being emptied, the toilets breaking, tills not balancing, etc.

    All those problems are surmountable, but don't underestimate the amount of time and head-space having a business can require.
  13. #73
    Hire only felons and get your 5 minute story on the news like this place I saw on the news
  14. #74
    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Originally posted by Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country OP have you ever tried to do anything businessey before? It can be hard, there's a lot of going around, stuff to arrange, certs to apply for, etc. Good staff are always hard to find and nearly impossible to keep happy, and there are always things happening like bins not being emptied, the toilets breaking, tills not balancing, etc.

    All those problems are surmountable, but don't underestimate the amount of time and head-space having a business can require.

    Yeah, like when you're closing up one night and someone shoots you for the money bag.
  15. #75
    Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by -SpectraL Yeah, like when you're closing up one night and someone shoots you for the money bag.

  16. #76
    Lanny Bird of Courage
    Originally posted by -SpectraL Yeah, like when you're closing up one night and someone shoots you for the money bag.

    I always shoot first ;)
  17. #77
    Rear Naked Joke African Astronaut
    Lan Solo
  18. #78
    Grimace motherfucker [my enumerable hindi guideword]
    Originally posted by Lanny I think I'm going to open a bar as a semi-retirement plan. A little place, maybe 20 seats. I'll get behind the bar and make the drinks some nights, play the piano for the patrons, hopefully make enough to cover my booze. I think it will be a pretty chill gig, not like there's ever a lack of demand for alcohol.

    as a couple other dudes said, go actually work in a bar first. Go work in the upper class whiskey bar as you're describing. Get a feel for what it means to actually be a person that makes that dream of yours come true.
  19. #79
    Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Dark Matter [my scoffingly uncritical tinning]
    Originally posted by Grimace as a couple other dudes said, go actually work in a bar first. Go work in the upper class whiskey bar as you're describing. Get a feel for what it means to actually be a person that makes that dream of yours come true.

    Pretty sure if you own your own gig you shouldn't put up with the shit you have to deal with as an employee.

    That's the whole reason why small businesses can be special, because they get to choose their clientele.
  20. #80
    Grimace motherfucker [my enumerable hindi guideword]
    Originally posted by Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Pretty sure if you own your own gig you shouldn't put up with the shit you have to deal with as an employee.

    That's the whole reason why small businesses can be special, because they get to choose their clientele.

    Yes, but you get a sense for what it is to be that employee, which was the whole point. I own my own business. Electronic repair. I also worked as an employee for another company that did electronic repair (but not to the extent I do). So I have a sense of what it means to be an owner and employee and all the differences in-between. It's important if you want to be relatable to your customers.
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