The Retarded Thread: Malice Metro Edition

2019-08-16 at 2:07 PM UTC

#8101

Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]

I've been considering trying to microdose my concerta. Everyone says I should start taking it but I don't want medicate with anything other than marijuana and opiates. Throw some fake meth in there and the shadow people will definitely make an appearance

2019-08-16 at 2:15 PM UTC

#8102

The Self Taught Man Black Hole

Originally posted by Sudo I've been considering trying to microdose my concerta. Everyone says I should start taking it but I don't want medicate with anything other than marijuana and opiates. Throw some fake meth in there and the shadow people will definitely make an appearance

You're not going to get anything close to amphetamine psychosis from extended release methylphenidate. Might improve your mood.

I can't imagine a "microdose" of amphetamines having any purpose really. Do you have the Concerta 54s?

2019-08-16 at 2:18 PM UTC

#8103

The Self Taught Man Black Hole

It's really easy to get Vyvanse or Mydayis for 100% free through Shire if you make less than like 50k/year.

2019-08-16 at 2:26 PM UTC

#8104

Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]

Originally posted by Solstice You're not going to get anything close to amphetamine psychosis from extended release methylphenidate. Might improve your mood.

I can't imagine a "microdose" of amphetamines having any purpose really. Do you have the Concerta 54s?

I'm gonna try to take 12mg a day for a bit and hope it improves mood. I don't see how it wouldn't

2019-08-16 at 2:52 PM UTC

#8105

-SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]

Originally posted by Sudo I've drank so little over the past few months I feel I deserve some sort of medal. Lately I've been yelling at a lot of people and feel like I'm wasting some time. Not doing drugs and being under a lot of stress and not sleeping will do that. I just want to wake up brand new

Keep at it and you will get over the bump and feel a lot better and you will thank yourself later.

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2019-08-16 at 4:13 PM UTC

#8106

The Self Taught Man Black Hole

Wtf is Mydayis? Can you kill the time release?

In my experience amphetamines don't really improve your mood per se and they make me aggressive, which might not be the best for sudo..

2019-08-16 at 8:20 PM UTC

#8107

The Self Taught Man Black Hole

Originally posted by DietPiano Wtf is Mydayis? Can you kill the time release?

In my experience amphetamines don't really improve your mood per se and they make me aggressive, which might not be the best for sudo..

Mydayis is once daily mixed amphetamine salts like Adderall with a triple time release.

2019-08-17 at 12:28 AM UTC

#8108

The Self Taught Man Black Hole

I shirley broke my heated seat I noticed after accidentally leaving it on. The other one works fine, I spilled water on the button a while ago and now there's no heat.

Why the fuck are the circuts or whatever not covered in plastic or something? Jesus it's on the flat console by the cupholders. Whats that gonna cost? And of course it's driver side affected.

2019-08-17 at 12:30 AM UTC

#8109

The Self Taught Man Black Hole

I forgot how affected and effected work now damn you sudo

2019-08-17 at 3:15 AM UTC

#8110

Needledick Needledick Needledick motherfucker [mulishly down your brachydactylia]

Originally posted by Solstice I took 180 mg molly the other day and puked almost out of nowhere on the comeup, that's when you know it's good shit.

Did you snort or swallow it?

2019-08-17 at 3:21 AM UTC

#8111

HTS highlight reel

Originally posted by Solstice One of my first times on Vyvanse I dismantled the whole inside of my fridge piece by piece and scrubbed every part individually in the sink then scrubbed the whole inside, reassembled it and reorganized everything in the fridge by size and category.

Amphetamine turns everyone into a German. It's great.

2019-08-17 at 3:29 AM UTC

#8112

The Self Taught Man Black Hole

Originally posted by Needledick Needledick Needledick Did you snort or swallow it?

I swallowed it, I was also on ~200 ug LSD which might have contributed. I don't really snort MDMA when I use it, I feel like it's not as full of an experience.

2019-08-17 at 3:34 AM UTC

#8113

The Self Taught Man Black Hole

Originally posted by DietPiano I forgot how affected and effected work now damn you sudo

Easiest way to remember that when unsure is that affect is a verb and effect is a noun.

2019-08-17 at 3:49 AM UTC

#8114

aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition

they can both be verbs

to affect means to change something, to effect means to create it

or the other way around

2019-08-17 at 3:52 AM UTC

#8115

The Self Taught Man Black Hole

Originally posted by aldra they can both be verbs

to affect means to change something, to effect means to create it

or the other way around

Affect is a change, effect is a result of change.

2019-08-17 at 3:56 AM UTC

#8116

The Self Taught Man Black Hole

Should i buy a swisher sweet? I forgot those exist and now feel like I dont have to drop 10 bucks to try tobacco twice a year.

2019-08-17 at 3:58 AM UTC

#8117

The Self Taught Man Black Hole

Originally posted by DietPiano Should i buy a swisher sweet? I forgot those exist and now feel like I dont have to drop 10 bucks to try tobacco twice a year.

You mean just to smoke as-is? I wouldn't, unless you're really into that type of cigar.

I smoked a Pineapple White Owl like that once and it was gross as fuck. I won't even smoke a blunt these days.

2019-08-17 at 6:10 AM UTC

#8118