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  1. Common De-mominator African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Sudo my gf was raped by a dark skinned N word before and so she absolutely hates all black guys except the actor terrance howard for some reason

    He is a sploo tier genius after all

    https://www.independent.co.uk/news/people/terrence-howard-thinks-1x1-2-has-a-secret-system-called-terryology-and-spends-17-hours-a-day-making-10502365.html

    Howard studied chemical engineering at the Pratt Institute in Brooklyn until he fell out with one of his professors over the answer to the 1x1=1 conundrum.

    "How can it equal one? If one times one equals one that means that two is of no value because one times itself has no effect. One times one equals two because the square root of four is two, so what's the square root of two? Should be one, but we're told its two, and that cannot be."
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  2. -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    But it's not one twice, it's one times one. That means it's one, one time. The second value is not a numerical quantity that you can just add or subtract to the first value, it's a multiplier. Howard is an idiot.
  3. Common De-mominator African Astronaut
    Originally posted by -SpectraL But it's not one twice, it's one times one. That means it's one, one time. The second value is not a numerical quantity that you can just add or subtract to the first value, it's a multiplier. Howard is an idiot.

    ^ Haha this low IQ retard doesn't understand Terryology 😂😂
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  4. -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Originally posted by Common De-mominator ^ Haha this low IQ retard doesn't understand Terryology 😂😂

    I am a math expert.
  5. Common De-mominator African Astronaut
  6. Octavian motherfucker
    Too-much-Cocaine
  7. Ghost Black Hole
    Not enough
  8. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    I'm being a family guy and it feels pretty good man. I don't talk to many people and although I don't make nearly as much money as I would if I was a young reckless, neckless heathen, I sleep pretty good
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  9. Originally posted by Ghost Pics??

  10. Ghost Black Hole
    Now that's a picture
  11. G4LM African Astronaut
    They're just portabellas, keep scrolling
  12. Dissociator African Astronaut
    dang ol like tolstoy den I saw zhe wasnznt understindong what ij u ji tryiog to say lden cam to my mind lik a slize of delicoious pitza pie

    "AHHHHH, BACH"
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  14. Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Originally posted by frumbob 🐎🦄🐈🐯🐷🦊

    i derped

    ROBLOX OOF
  15. G4LM African Astronaut
    I've never heard this roblox sound but I keep seeing it in memes.

    And I've actually played roblox.
  16. Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    I'm sorry that I broke the law
    But you were smoking draw way before I clock the open door
    You know the score, I was lonely, broke and poor
    Terrified of getting mesmerized by my sober thoughts
    So, it's back to drinking again
    With a qualified skill of how to think with a pen
    The brink of my head dissembled with a kink and a bend
    The lingering stench of death as I'm sniffing again
    This prison a blend and shimmered with a glistening red
    Wish I read instead of flicking through the pictures again
    And yes I guess stress does care when you're leaving
    Screaming, scratching at the ceiling
    Never had a reason, clever and attach it from the meaning
    Staring 'round the cell that you're attacking your beliefs in
    I'm packing what I need, and these are not adventures
    I'm acting how I please, cause I've seen the consequences
  17. Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Originally posted by G4LM I've never heard this roblox sound but I keep seeing it in memes.

    And I've actually played roblox.

    You shitting me bruh? I've never played Roblox and i know the sound. It's the sound your character makes when you die.
  18. HTS highlight reel
    Originally posted by G4LM I've never heard this … And I've actually played roblox.

    Originally posted by Sophie It's the sound your character makes when you die.

    G4LM is a roblox god who doesn't die. He will steal your 13 year old gf with his mad skillz, soph.
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  19. Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Originally posted by HTS G4LM is a roblox god who doesn't die. He will steal your 13 year old gf with his mad skillz, soph.

    Mother of God... I never knew, but i've always suspected... It all makes sense now.
  20. Foxy strawberries and almond bark num nom

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