2019-07-30 at 1:44 AM UTC
AngryOnion
Big Wig
[the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]
The book of Matthew is in the new testament.
2019-07-30 at 4:06 AM UTC
Dad is grandpa okay?
No son, he is not.
2019-07-30 at 4:16 AM UTC
mikeyagain
African Astronaut
[unalterably regard the persecutor]
Dems just want to keep niggas needy.. Trump be puttin niggas to work.. Perhaps that's the problem.. 😊
2019-07-30 at 5:56 AM UTC
aldra
JIDF Controlled Opposition
And he said to them, “When I sent you out with no moneybag or knapsack or sandals, did you lack anything?” They said, “Nothing.”
He said to them, “But now let the one who has a moneybag take it, and likewise a knapsack. And let the one who has no sword sell his cloak and buy one.
For I tell you that this Scripture must be fulfilled in me: ‘And he was numbered with the transgressors.’ For what is written about me has its fulfillment.”
And they said, “Look, Lord, here are two swords.” And he said to them, “It is enough.”
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2019-07-30 at 11:20 AM UTC
Maybe Jesus's "love thy neighbour" bullshit explains why Christians experience by far more religious hate and violence than any other group.
2019-07-30 at 12:23 PM UTC
aldra
JIDF Controlled Opposition
jesus said to sell your shirt to buy swords.
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2019-07-30 at 12:27 PM UTC
So the same guy who cursed a tree and killed it because it didn't have any fruit on it he could steal?
Mark 11:12-25
The next day as they were leaving Bethany, Jesus was hungry. Seeing in the distance a fig tree in leaf, he went to find out if it had any fruit. When he reached it, he found nothing but leaves, because it was not the season for figs. Then he said to the tree, “May no one ever eat fruit from you again.” And his disciples heard him say it.
2019-07-30 at 12:35 PM UTC
tee hee hee
Naturally Camouflaged
[slangily complete this slumberer]
Ok so i love my disabled neighbor now what?