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1. 2016-12-25 at 9:32 AM UTC

   #6461
   Malice Naturally Camouflaged
   Does anyone else find the existence of women to be profoundly disturbing? I also think I may have thought of a good argument for why, under ideal circumstances, every rational male would choose to transition to homosexuality, augmented by pharmaceutical modulation.
2. 2016-12-25 at 10:06 AM UTC

   #6462
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   I was playing the driving school on gtr2 and failed a test by like .005 seconds and the first thing that came to mind was
   
   "Well that's REAL FUCKING ZONGO"
   
   thanks space cat
3. 2016-12-25 at 10:23 AM UTC

   #6463
   Malice Naturally Camouflaged
   I'm pissed the store closed early today and will be closed tomorrow so "workers can spend time with their families". So much for capitalism crushing the working class, my convenience should come first. There are bound to be people willing to work for a premium. This is part of the beauty automation will have one day.
4. 2016-12-25 at 10:45 AM UTC

   #6464
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Ahh the Christmas wake and bake. Merry Christmas y'all
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   • HampTheToker, 
   • Lanny
5. 2016-12-25 at 7:15 PM UTC

   #6465
   cerakote African Astronaut
   How can I earn a few dollars? I just need money for gas and dip until I get my first paycheck which will be a really fat one
   
   Im fucking broke
   
   I just counted my change and I have 6.29 including the $1 i had in my wallet. I spent all the money I had in my tithe envelopes so not only do I owe the bank 40, my dad 175, another 175 for the bills, i owe jesus roughly 90
   
   End my life
6. 2016-12-25 at 8:12 PM UTC

   #6466
   

   HampTheToker African Astronaut
   I think Jesus would probably be ok if you fed yourself instead of your pastor this week.
   
   Edit: disregard. I read that wrong. You've already committed robbery against Jesus after all. Idk, man. Donate plasma or something.
   
   Post last edited by HampTheToker at 2016-12-25T20:15:30.178563+00:00
7. 2016-12-25 at 9:08 PM UTC

   #6467
   Malice Naturally Camouflaged
   Bitcoin's ending at one of the best investments of the year.
   
   In 2017 Lanny, using his background in computer science and having worked in SF's tech industry, becomes a developer for cryptocurrency and unwittingly helps accelerate the destruction of the state along with becoming wealthy beyond redemption.
8. 2016-12-25 at 10:46 PM UTC

   #6468
   Malice Naturally Camouflaged
   The song of the chosen people:
   
   
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   • Sophie
9. 2016-12-25 at 11:28 PM UTC

   #6469
   Malice Naturally Camouflaged
   I hope there's a massive terrorist attack today.
10. 2016-12-26 at 12:38 AM UTC

    #6470
    

    bling bling Dark Matter
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u6kHN92Yv48
11. 2016-12-26 at 12:42 AM UTC

    #6471
    

    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Where is everyone anymore? No Sophie, no Enter, no RisiR. What's happening???
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    • bling bling
12. 2016-12-26 at 12:46 AM UTC

    #6472
    Malice Naturally Camouflaged
    Fucking traitorous normies! Are you fucking kidding me, you losers actually have things to do IRL?
13. 2016-12-26 at 8:47 AM UTC

    #6473
    Malice Naturally Camouflaged
    7-Eleven completes first commercial drone delivery flight in the US. Mother of god, can you imagine when popular combinis in Japan adapt this? Hiki heaven. I've genuinely been naked or near-naked for months due to avoiding the laundromat and running out of the very last bits of clothes. People underestimate the desire for isolation some have. We're real, people like me actually exist in the world. The unseen, those that have become ghosts in the machinery of society, separated from all else, unbound.
14. 2016-12-26 at 12:12 PM UTC

    #6474
    

    Sophie Pedophile Tech Support

    Originally posted by mmQ Where is everyone anymore? No Sophie, no Enter, no RisiR. What's happening???

    
    
    Don't worry fam, there is no escape from this hell hole of degeneracy, what are we if not slaves to this torment?
15. 2016-12-26 at 11:54 PM UTC

    #6475
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by Malice Does anyone else find the existence of women to be profoundly disturbing? I also think I may have thought of a good argument for why, under ideal circumstances, every rational male would choose to transition to homosexuality, augmented by pharmaceutical modulation.

    
    
16. 2016-12-27 at 1:01 AM UTC

    #6476
    Malice Naturally Camouflaged
    Oh, the virtual reality game Waifu Sex Simulator 2.0 is out: www.vrporn.com/waifu-sex-simulator-vr-2-0/
    
    It's happening, IRL women are going to be obsolete. The vast majority are utterly repulsive or will soon become so anyway.
    
    *presses the evac button* I'm abandoning this world as soon as possible and ascending into full time immersion.
    
    Post last edited by Malice at 2016-12-27T01:04:31.962350+00:00
17. 2016-12-27 at 1:15 AM UTC

    #6477
    Malice Naturally Camouflaged
    REEEEEEE!!!! BRING ME MY FOOD OR I'LL KILL YOU ALL! I SHOULDN'T HAVE TO GO OUTSIDE, I SHOULDN'T HAVE TO GO OUTSIDE! YOU SHOULD ALL BRING ME WHAT I WANT FROM THE OUTSIDE WORLD IN EXCHANGE FOR NOT BEING KILLED!
    
    WHERE ARE THE DRONE?! WHERE ARE THE DRONE?! WHERE ARE THE DRONE?! WHERE ARE THE DRONE?! WHERE ARE THE DRONE?! WHERE ARE THE DRONE?! WHERE ARE THE DRONE?! WHERE ARE THE DRONE?! WHERE ARE THE DRONE?! WHERE ARE THE DRONE?! WHERE ARE THE DRONE?! WHERE ARE THE DRONE?! WHERE ARE THE DRONE?! WHERE ARE THE DRONE?! WHERE ARE THE DRONE?! WHERE ARE THE DRONE?! WHERE ARE THE DRONE?! WHERE ARE THE DRONE?! WHERE ARE THE DRONE?! WHERE ARE THE DRONE?! WHERE ARE THE DRONE?! WHERE ARE THE DRONE?! WHERE ARE THE DRONE?! WHERE ARE THE DRONE?! WHERE ARE THE DRONE?!
    
    WHERE ARE THE DRONES DELIVERING MY TENDIES?! FUCKING GOVERNMENT!
18. 2016-12-27 at 1:30 AM UTC

    #6478
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    learn to sruvvial faggot. If the world ends you are gonna be the first to go.
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    • Sophie
19. 2016-12-27 at 5:11 AM UTC

    #6479
    cerakote African Astronaut

    Originally posted by HampTheToker I think Jesus would probably be ok if you fed yourself instead of your pastor this week.
    
    Edit: disregard. I read that wrong. You've already committed robbery against Jesus after all. Idk, man. Donate plasma or something.
    
    Post last edited by HampTheToker at 2016-12-25T20:15:30.178563+00:00

    
    i donated blood too recently or else i would
20. 2016-12-27 at 5:14 AM UTC

    #6480
    cerakote African Astronaut
    guess who LITERALLY inflamed their prostate by beating their dick too much
    
    fuck im gonna miss jerking off on acid but im damm sure not gonna miss the feeling that im being stabbed with a railroad spike right in the gooch when im pissing