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  1. Common De-mominator African Astronaut
    Originally posted by frumbob 🐎🦄🐈🐯🐷🦊

    Woof wood I'm an actual dog



    Nigga I feel bad for your mother.
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  2. Ghost Black Hole
    Originally posted by DietPiano I took the light rail one time and never again because I felt like I was gonna get robbed

    ur a bitch I used to ride the C-Train in Calgary at midnight when i was 15 years old and drunk natives would press me and I told them to fuck off
  3. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by Ghost ur a bitch I used to ride the C-Train in Calgary at midnight when i was 15 years old and drunk natives would press me and I told them to fuck off

    woah so super hood and hardcore

    I remember being angry coming from work on the c train late at night and happy white people trying to start conversations with me and me making it very clear I did not want to talk to them

    when I rode the c train it was basically free and getting a ticket was pretty much optional since nobody ever checked. People would tell me the fine was exhorbident but rarely would transit officials check
  4. Ghost Black Hole
    i had to bail my buddy out of jail because he got a ticket and had meth on him but they wouldn't let me pay the bail in cash and asked where I got the money and why its in cash like wtf??? fucking retard police
  5. RestStop Space Nigga
    Originally posted by Solstice

    I see you met that nigga Hector
  6. Ghost Black Hole
  7. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by Ghost i had to bail my buddy out of jail because he got a ticket and had meth on him but they wouldn't let me pay the bail in cash and asked where I got the money and why its in cash like wtf??? fucking retard police

    a lot of times bail is determined by the judge who doesn't have an intimate knowledge of the suspects financial situation. a good lawyer would have worked out a plan and coordinated with the crown.

    why would he be searched for not having a fucking ticket? transit officers can't even legally search you. Sometimes there will be a pig hanging around the station but they still can't search you for municipal bylaw infractions
  8. Ghost Black Hole
    Idk a police officer phoned me on my birthday just before midnight and said if I don't come down there in 30 minutes and give them $400 my buddy would spend the night in jail

    It was probably a fine, I have no idea how it works, I have never been in trouble with the law before lol
  9. Solstice Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by Octavian 19 hours straight watching porn. Smoking some Pollen then getting my head down. Fml

    Stop falling for that powder.
  10. -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Originally posted by Ghost ur a bitch I used to ride the C-Train in Calgary at midnight when i was 15 years old and drunk natives would press me and I told them to fuck off

    I had one of them rush up on me and say, "Hey! Why you gotta look so tough?", and strictly on instinct alone I sent a haymaker across and nailed him right in the head and knocked him halfway down (he was a big one), then he picked up a bottle off the ground and threw it at my head and missed my temple by an eighth of an inch, so close that I could feel the breeze go by. Then he came running at me and I stepped aside and gave him two more shots straight to the head as I did so, and he went down. Then he jumped up and we ended up in the middle of the road stopping traffic, and he took several swings but missed, and I got another couple in, which closed up one of his eyes or something and he started groping around with his arm out in the middle of the road, so I started to head home, but at the next block I looked back and he was following, then he yelled out he was going to follow me home and find out where I lived and kill me some day, so I ran over to him and sailed through the air and planted a knee right in his solar plexus on the way down. He crumpled, and I gave him another shot in the head, but he still kept coming at me, so I backed off and managed to get around a corner ahead of him and slipped behind a house and he came staggering by but didn't see me, and then I backtracked and went home. Never saw him again after that.

    [Edit] Went back the next night and he wasn't there.
  11. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by -SpectraL I had one of them rush up on me and say, "Hey! Why you gotta look so tough?", and strictly on instinct alone I sent a haymaker across and nailed him right in the head and knocked him halfway down (he was a big one), then he picked up a bottle off the ground and threw it at my head and missed my temple by an eighth of an inch, so close that I could feel the breeze go by. Then he came running at me and I stepped aside and gave him two more shots straight to the head as I did so, and he went down. Then he jumped up and we ended up in the middle of the road stopping traffic, and he took several swings but missed, and I got another couple in, which closed up one of his eyes or something and he started groping around with his arm out in the middle of the road, so I started to head home, but at the next block I looked back and he was following, then he yelled out he was going to follow me home and find out where I lived and kill me some day, so I ran over to him and sailed through the air and planted a knee right in his solar plexus on the way down. He crumpled, and I gave him another shot in the head, but he still kept coming at me, so I backed off and managed to get around a corner ahead of him and slipped behind a house and he came staggering by but didn't see me, and then I backtracked and went home. Never saw him again after that.

    [Edit] Went back the next night and he wasn't there.

    how are you 60 and 6 at the same time?
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  12. -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Originally posted by Sudo how are you 60 and 6 at the same time?

    I've been fighting since I was 12 years old. I used to take on three or four kids at the same time and come out with a draw. They used to gang up on me because I refused to stand for the national anthem, not wanting to take any part in politics or nationality. Many of my fellow students wanted to beat the shit out of me and used to wait at the exit doors after the bell to try and beat me up. I beat up this big French kid once who was three times bigger than me, and everyone gathered around was amazed when he fell like a tree on the last punch. Didn't stop them from keeping on trying, though. I also went to a French school as the only English there ("English pea soup", they used to call me) and was in fights with the French almost daily. Growing up like that, I learned to take no shit from anyone out on the street.
  13. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Originally posted by Ghost MEN ARE SUCH EVIL ASSHOLES FOR MANSPREADING ON PUBLIC TRANSIT LIKE WTF WHO EVEN DOES THAT AND DENY SEATS FROM PASSENGERS JUST TO SPREAD THEIR LEGS AND GROSS BALLS!!


    bitch loading
  14. G4LM African Astronaut
    The trains I took in Taiwan were the best I've ever experienced and probably similar to Japan I'd imagine. People would give up their seats for old people as routine, and everyone lined up even just to be on the left side of the elevator so people who wanted to walk up the right had space. Stations were all clean and taken care of even if some smaller ones were run down. And local systems connected to the rest of the country which you could travel to by using the same card (though not recommended as seats are reserved). You could also use the card at 7/11 and vending machines and tourist spots and all sorts of insane shit. I used it once at a bar.

    And there were free take an umbrella/leave an umbrella things at the exits in case you forgot yours (it rains a lot there.) Trains were always on time or early. And it least in Taipei it was so well planned I never had to walk more than a few blocks. Plus it was incredibly, ridiculously cheap. It was train utopia. Every other train system is garbage by comparison.

    Makes me sad that I have to drive here
  15. Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
    Originally posted by G4LM The trains I took in Taiwan were the best I've ever experienced and probably similar to Japan I'd imagine. People would give up their seats for old people as routine, and everyone lined up even just to be on the left side of the elevator so people who wanted to walk up the right had space. Stations were all clean and taken care of even if some smaller ones were run down. And local systems connected to the rest of the country which you could travel to by using the same card (though not recommended as seats are reserved). You could also use the card at 7/11 and vending machines and tourist spots and all sorts of insane shit. I used it once at a bar.

    And there were free take an umbrella/leave an umbrella things at the exits in case you forgot yours (it rains a lot there.) Trains were always on time or early. And it least in Taipei it was so well planned I never had to walk more than a few blocks. Plus it was incredibly, ridiculously cheap. It was train utopia. Every other train system is garbage by comparison.

    Makes me sad that I have to drive here

    I bet it makes you sad that you can't have your 13 year old house boy too.
  16. Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Originally posted by DietPiano BPD is one of the current trendy female mood disorders, along with bipolar. They're both heavily overdiagnosed and serve as tools for a psychiatrist who would otherwise throw their hands up and say "I have no idea why you're a psycho bitch".

    Actually BPD is misdiagnosed as bipolar which leads to over-diagnoses of bipolar.

    Anyway, psychology/psychiatry is a weird field. There's a lot of shit that has overlap and people suffering from X disorder might not have Y symptoms but will be diagnosed as having Z disorder because of it.

    Neuro-psychology but particularly neurology are more concrete sciences IMO. The problem is though, big pharma likes it when people get over-diagnosed with whatever the fuck, so they can push their psychotropics on people. Which all fucking suck, except for benzos i suppose. Interestingly, BPD is not treatable with medications, perhaps that is a contributing factor as to why it is misdiagnosed.

    Who even knows?
  17. Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
    Originally posted by Sophie Actually BPD is misdiagnosed as bipolar which leads to over-diagnoses of bipolar.

    Anyway, psychology/psychiatry is a weird field. There's a lot of shit that has overlap and people suffering from X disorder might not have Y symptoms but will be diagnosed as having Z disorder because of it.

    Neuro-psychology but particularly neurology are more concrete sciences IMO. The problem is though, big pharma likes it when people get over-diagnosed with whatever the fuck, so they can push their psychotropics on people. Which all fucking suck, except for benzos i suppose. Interestingly, BPD is not treatable with medications, perhaps that is a contributing factor as to why it is misdiagnosed.

    Who even knows?

    Psychiatrists/Physiologists are like play toys to me.
  18. Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Originally posted by Speedy Parker Psychiatrists/Physiologists are like play toys to me.

    Most of them suck at psycho-analysis. IDK how these people even got their degrees most of the time. I only ever spoke to one psychiatrist who was actually smart, and not just in the classic "yeah i know how to fix people cause i'm a doctor" smart either.
  19. Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
    Originally posted by Sophie Most of them suck at psycho-analysis. IDK how these people even got their degrees most of the time. I only ever spoke to one psychiatrist who was actually smart, and not just in the classic "yeah i know how to fix people cause i'm a doctor" smart either.

    Figure out what you need them to hear depending on your agenda and tell it to them. They put everything they need to hear in writing so if you have any acting skills it's as simple as reading a script and playing a character.
  20. Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Originally posted by Speedy Parker Figure out what you need them to hear depending on your agenda and tell it to them. They put everything they need to hear in writing so if you have any acting skills it's as simple as reading a script and playing a character.

    No need to tell me how to scam medicine out of healthcare providers i got a good set up.

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