What's the first thing you stole?

1. 2019-07-08 at 11:43 AM UTC

   #61
   

   Sophie Pedophile Tech Support

   Originally posted by Jυicebox Same here. But it works the other way too. Nothing bad happens to me most of the time, but when it does, it's REALLY bad

   
   Oh yeah definitely.
2. 2019-07-08 at 11:48 AM UTC

   #62
   

   Ghost Black Hole
   a heart
3. 2019-07-08 at 1:11 PM UTC

   #63
   

   GGG victim of incest [my veinlike two-fold aepyornidae]

   Originally posted by NARCassist i don't even remember first time. i remember when i was about 11/12 and was round a neighbor friends house and sneaked in his sisters room. she had a big box of jedielry and it was a trend at school to wear gold chains, so i took one. the next morning her parents turned up at my house before i'd even woke up and i had both her parents and my mum in my room screaming at me and they found the chain under my bed. i always got the most dirty judging looks from that family after that. there must have been 30 fucking chains in that box so i've no idea how the fuck they noticed it gone so quick.

   
   Lmao getting into junkie habits early
4. 2019-07-08 at 1:14 PM UTC

   #64
   

   OG_GREENPLASTIC_JOHNSON_III African Astronaut
   a couple packs of candy/gum as a kid/teen but the first thing i really STOLE was a bottle of vodka when i was 16. then i got wasted with my schitzo friend and that night i could barely stand up and went home and my dad got pissed off at me and was like YOURE WASTED
5. 2019-07-08 at 10:32 PM UTC

   #65
   

   NARCassist gollums fat coach

   Originally posted by GGG Lmao getting into junkie habits early

   
   5 sit ups, go..
   
   
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6. 2019-07-27 at 9:49 PM UTC

   #66
   Totsealum Yung Blood
   First thing from a store, would be batteries in 2005.
7. 2019-07-27 at 10:21 PM UTC

   #67
   

   AngryOnion Big Wig [the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]
   I stole a lighter from Woolworths and got cought by security.
   Then I let crazy out and left the store before the cops showed up nobody felt it was worth a big thing over a $1.99 dollar lighter.
   It was at "the mall" route 9 Natick Mass in 1985. LOL
   Funny thing is that I never stole anything after that,I just don't steal shit.
8. 2019-09-30 at 6:46 AM UTC

   #68
   

   Mud Hole Mania African Astronaut
   Age 4-6 (not over two years..just can't remember my true age at that time)
   
   Moms wallet. Got caught. Aww beat bad.
   
   Didn't like being a theif afterwards.
9. 2019-09-30 at 6:47 AM UTC

   #69
   

   Mud Hole Mania African Astronaut
   Aww=Ass
10. 2019-10-01 at 5:15 PM UTC

    #70
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    I was stealing some big league chew from walgreens yestersay which is the worst store on the planet because they charge 3 times as much but then as i put it in my rx bag the intercom went CODE 42! and i got nervous and put it back
11. 2019-10-01 at 6:13 PM UTC

    #71
    

    Mud Hole Mania African Astronaut

    Originally posted by DietPiano I was stealing some big league chew from walgreens yestersay which is the worst store on the planet because they charge 3 times as much but then as i put it in my rx bag the intercom went CODE 42! and i got nervous and put it back

    
    Walgreens are cleaned versions of CVS. I like Walgreens.
12. 2019-10-01 at 6:41 PM UTC

    #72
    

    STER0S Space Nigga [the disappointingly unanticipated slab]
    my dad's porn magazines when i was 7
13. 2019-10-02 at 7:37 AM UTC

    #73
    

    Mud Hole Mania African Astronaut

    Originally posted by STER0S my dad's porn magazines when i was 7

    
    Glued shut?
14. 2019-10-02 at 7:52 AM UTC

    #74
    

    mmQ Lisa Turtle

    Originally posted by Mud Hole Mania Glued shut?

    
    You are the dad of WHOM'S vintage porn mags and VHS tapes are found upon by your benevolent son.
    
    Elmer's glue orange dunce cap for you.
15. 2019-10-03 at 5:41 AM UTC

    #75
    

    Mud Hole Mania African Astronaut
    Poop, ok. I stole poop for jankem..k?
    
    Pfftttt
16. 2019-10-03 at 8:51 AM UTC

    #76
    

    bigthink victim of incest
    4 months worth of cough syrup when I was 13.. or 14 idk
17. 2019-10-04 at 12:29 AM UTC

    #77
    

    Mud Hole Mania African Astronaut

    Originally posted by bigthink 4 months worth of cough syrup when I was 13.. or 14 idk

    
    Did it help your HepB cough much?
18. 2019-10-04 at 1:47 AM UTC

    #78
    GAAAAALM African Astronaut

    Originally posted by bigthink 4 months worth of cough syrup when I was 13.. or 14 idk

    
    4 months worth is a lot of cough syrup
19. 2019-10-04 at 7:49 AM UTC

    #79
    

    Mud Hole Mania African Astronaut

    Originally posted by GAAAAALM 4 months worth is a lot of cough syrup

    
    Because..
    
    
    
    

    Originally posted by Mud Hole Mania Did it help your HepB cough much?

20. 2019-10-04 at 7:58 AM UTC

    #80
    

    bigthink victim of incest
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