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  1. Ghost Black Hole
  2. Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    is that the dr phil girl?




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  3. -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Originally posted by Ghost thats why they all move here

    Canada doesn't belong to Britain.. it's the other way around. That's why we kept the reptile on the money because we plan on taking over very soon and we're all gonna use the CAD

    We actually owe them a thank you, because the Americans invaded some of our bases along the St. Lawrence River, and we fought back fiercely, but we didn't have the required numbers, and then the Americans made it all the way up into Montreal and set up camp, so the Brits sent in reinforcements for us numbering in the thousands. Without them, we would have been fucked. We and the Brits then pushed the Americans back over the St. Lawrence and drove them so far inland that we were able to burn down their Whitehouse and major government buildings before retreating back to Canada. That ended the War.
  4. hydromorphone victim of incest [insincerely conduce my paisley]
    Originally posted by Solstice I clean my cat's litterbox then play with my phone and put food in my mouth with my bare hands after without thinking of it all the time and I never get sick. I'm not afraid of some fucking filth.

    They tell pregnant woman to not clean litter boxes (and honestly, to avoid cats at all, if possible), because they can contract Toxoplasmosis, which can result in miscarriage or damage to the baby's brain, and other organs. T. gondii only reproduces in the guts of cats for some reason. I Had to do a thing about it where I read in front of the class- I said that while we don't know why it only reproduces in the guts of cats, it's believed to be because cats are evil. My instructor, who hated cats, thought it was funny enough to give me extra credit.

    Cat shit is the worst shit of all. I have dealt with a lot of shit in my life, but fuck man, cat shit trumps it all.
  5. Common De-mominator African Astronaut
    Originally posted by hydromorphone They tell pregnant woman to not clean litter boxes (and honestly, to avoid cats at all, if possible), because they can contract Toxoplasmosis, which can result in miscarriage or damage to the baby's brain, and other organs. T. gondii only reproduces in the guts of cats for some reason. I Had to do a thing about it where I read in front of the class- I said that while we don't know why it only reproduces in the guts of cats, it's believed to be because cats are evil. My instructor, who hated cats, thought it was funny enough to give me extra credit.

    Cat shit is the worst shit of all. I have dealt with a lot of shit in my life, but fuck man, cat shit trumps it all.

    Hey, I didn't read this.
  6. Originally posted by hydromorphone They tell pregnant woman to not clean litter boxes (and honestly, to avoid cats at all, if possible), because they can contract Toxoplasmosis, which can result in miscarriage or damage to the baby's brain, and other organs. T. gondii only reproduces in the guts of cats for some reason. I Had to do a thing about it where I read in front of the class- I said that while we don't know why it only reproduces in the guts of cats, it's believed to be because cats are evil. My instructor, who hated cats, thought it was funny enough to give me extra credit.

    Cat shit is the worst shit of all. I have dealt with a lot of shit in my life, but fuck man, cat shit trumps it all.

    You haven't smelled turkey shit
  7. -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Originally posted by Common De-mominator Hey, I didn't read this.

    I did. And then I looked up all information on toxoplasmosis and learned a great deal about it. Saw all the slides of the cells involved, learned how the mechanisms are triggered, carried and propagated. It's quite fascinating how viruses work. They are very ingenious and clever and highly organized.
  8. -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    I find the smelliest shit of all is human shit, especially the dull yellow creamy diarrhea ones.
  9. Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    Originally posted by -SpectraL I did. And then I looked up all information on toxoplasmosis and learned a great deal about it. Saw all the slides of the cells involved, learned how the mechanisms are triggered, carried and propagated. It's quite fascinating how viruses work. They are very ingenious and clever and highly organized.

    good job





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  10. Common De-mominator African Astronaut
    Originally posted by -SpectraL I did. And then I looked up all information on toxoplasmosis and learned a great deal about it. Saw all the slides of the cells involved, learned how the mechanisms are triggered, carried and propagated. It's quite fascinating how viruses work. They are very ingenious and clever and highly organized.

    Hey I didn't read this either
  11. Common De-mominator African Astronaut
  12. Common De-mominator African Astronaut
    This kid looks like splooshambo's son lol
  13. Common De-mominator African Astronaut
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  14. -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Originally posted by Common De-mominator Hey I didn't read this either

    Quiet, one-trick pony.
  15. Common De-mominator African Astronaut
    Originally posted by -SpectraL Quiet, one-trick pony.

    Shut up faggot.
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  18. good luck
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  20. Ghost Black Hole
    Originally posted by DietPiano

    Respect

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