Say you work at Wal-Mart and you see a shoplifter about to walk out...

1. 2019-07-20 at 4:53 PM UTC

   #141
   

   Speedy Parker Black Hole

   Originally posted by Helladamnleet Lil' bitch won't even respond now. What a faggot.

   
   Or maybe he has things to do that don't include you.
2. 2019-07-20 at 8:52 PM UTC

   #142
   

   Needledick Needledick Needledick motherfucker [mulishly down your brachydactylia]

   Originally posted by vindicktive vinny show me a law againt pedobaiting.
   
   i'll wait here.

   
   blackmail/extortion.
   The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

   • Speedy Parker
3. 2019-07-20 at 11:07 PM UTC

   #143
   

   NARCassist gollums fat coach
   except i said pedobeating, as in pedobashing, not pedobaiting. bennt is fucking retarded as fuck and can't even read without his pedoglasses.
   
   
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4. 2019-07-20 at 11:33 PM UTC

   #144
   

   Speedy Parker Black Hole

   Originally posted by NARCassist except i said pedobeating, as in pedobashing, not pedobaiting. bennt is fucking retarded as fuck and can't even read without his pedoglasses.
   
   
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   assualt
5. 2019-07-20 at 11:41 PM UTC

   #145
   Helladamnleet African Astronaut [impartially tyrannize that lentinus]

   Originally posted by Speedy Parker Or maybe he has things to do that don't include you.

   
   Or maybe he a scared lil bitch
6. 2019-07-20 at 11:47 PM UTC

   #146
   

   -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]

   Originally posted by Helladamnleet Or maybe he a scared lil bitch

   
   Helladamnleet: User# 204
   
   -SpectraL: User# 8
7. 2019-07-20 at 11:48 PM UTC

   #147
   Helladamnleet African Astronaut [impartially tyrannize that lentinus]

   Originally posted by -SpectraL Helladamnleet: User# 204
   
   -SpectraL: User# 8

   
   This doesn't negate the fact you got caught in a lie then ran off when you got called out on it.
   
   
   Not that it matters, it's pretty clear Speedy Parker is your alt
8. 2019-07-20 at 11:50 PM UTC

   #148
   

   -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]

   Originally posted by Helladamnleet This doesn't negate the fact you got caught in a lie then ran off when you got called out on it.
   
   
   Not that it matters, it's pretty clear Speedy Parker is your alt

   
   Helladamnleet: Total Posts 1,901
   
   -SpectraL: Total Posts 21,381
9. 2019-07-20 at 11:53 PM UTC

   #149
   Helladamnleet African Astronaut [impartially tyrannize that lentinus]

   Originally posted by -SpectraL Helladamnleet: Total Posts 1,901
   
   -SpectraL: Total Posts 21,381

   
   This doesn't negate the fact you got caught in a lie then ran off when you got called out on it.
10. 2019-07-20 at 11:55 PM UTC

    #150
    

    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]

    Originally posted by Helladamnleet This doesn't negate the fact you got caught in a lie then ran off when you got called out on it.

    
    What lie? I said if I was an LP and was off-duty I wouldn't bother apprehending shoplifters. Because if I'm off duty, I'm not getting paid. What part of that is a lie?
11. 2019-07-20 at 11:59 PM UTC

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    Helladamnleet African Astronaut [impartially tyrannize that lentinus]

    Originally posted by -SpectraL I went to have a smoke one day and walked around back of the store and two kids were pickaxing their way right through the brick wall into the electronics stock room. Broad daylight, and while the store is still open, too. I walked up, looked at them, shook my head, and took the pickax out of the kid's hand, and they just kind of slinked away sheepishly.

    
    
    
    

    Originally posted by Helladamnleet The question implies that you would be on the clock, dumb ass. Looks like I caught you in another lie.

    
    
    
    

    Originally posted by -SpectraL What lie? I said if I was an LP and was off-duty I wouldn't bother apprehending shoplifters. Because if I'm off duty, I'm not getting paid. What part of that is a lie?

12. 2019-07-21 at 12:01 AM UTC

    #152
    

    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]

    Originally posted by Helladamnleet

    
    But I didn't go off the clock just to have a smoke, kid. I could go in and out of the store and smoke as I pleased as a loss prevention officer. I just had a smoke and decided to walk around back and have a look, that's all. There's no lie.
13. 2019-07-21 at 12:02 AM UTC

    #153
    Helladamnleet African Astronaut [impartially tyrannize that lentinus]

    Originally posted by -SpectraL But I didn't go off the clock just to have a smoke, kid. I could go in and out of the store and smoke as I pleased as a loss prevention officer. I just had a smoke and decided to walk around back and have a look, that's all. There's no lie.

    
    This doesn't negate the fact you got caught in a lie then ran off when you got called out on it.
14. 2019-07-21 at 12:03 AM UTC

    #154
    WellHung Black Hole

    Originally posted by Helladamnleet This doesn't negate the fact you got caught in a lie then ran off when you got called out on it.
    
    
    Not that it matters, it's pretty clear Speedy Parker is your alt

    
    u said otherwise not too long ago. u are a confused man.
15. 2019-07-21 at 12:03 AM UTC

    #155
    

    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]

    Originally posted by Helladamnleet This doesn't negate the fact you got caught in a lie then ran off when you got called out on it.

    
    What lie? I think we're caught in a circular situation here.
16. 2019-07-21 at 12:19 AM UTC

    #156
    Helladamnleet African Astronaut [impartially tyrannize that lentinus]

    Originally posted by -SpectraL What lie? I think we're caught in a circular situation here.

    
    The list of posts where you DIDN'T lie would be shorter.
    
    
    In fact, it doesn't even exist.
17. 2019-07-21 at 12:49 AM UTC

    #157
    

    Speedy Parker Black Hole

    Originally posted by Helladamnleet This doesn't negate the fact you got caught in a lie then ran off when you got called out on it.
    
    
    Not that it matters, it's pretty clear Speedy Parker is your alt

    
    
18. 2019-07-21 at 1:19 AM UTC

    #158
    WellHung Black Hole

    Originally posted by Helladamnleet The list of posts where you DIDN'T lie would be shorter.
    
    
    In fact, it doesn't even exist.

    
    NewTotse sucks. Your site is so terrible, I could not stand to be there for more than 3 days.
19. 2019-07-21 at 1:24 AM UTC

    #159
    

    Speedy Parker Black Hole

    Originally posted by Helladamnleet The list of posts where you DIDN'T lie would be shorter.
    
    
    In fact, it doesn't even exist.

    
    
    
    

    Originally posted by WellHung NewTotse sucks. Your site is so terrible, I could not stand to be there for more than 3 days.

    
    ^He certainly proved you wrong with this post. It's pure truth.
20. 2019-07-21 at 2:32 PM UTC

    #160
    

    vindicktive vinny Black Hole

    Originally posted by NARCassist except i said pedobeating, as in pedobashing, not pedobaiting. bennt is fucking retarded as fuck and can't even read without his pedoglasses.
    
    
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    those are illegal and people do get arrested for doing them.