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  1. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Lol

    "So I couldn't help but notice you thanked several of my posts. You got dinner plans tonight?"

    Oh Mal. Mal Mal Mal. What are we gonna do with you?
  2. Greif Yung Blood [the elemental mononuclear infatuation]
    the messages he sent had vaguely homoerotic undertones but i still fuck w/ malice anyways
  3. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    He claims to have a hypoactive sexual disorder but it's never been a mystery to ol' MQ what's really going on. All we can do is pray.
  4. Malice Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by mmQ Lol

    "So I couldn't help but notice you thanked several of my posts. You got dinner plans tonight?"

    Oh Mal. Mal Mal Mal. What are we gonna do with you?

    Oh wait, I misread it. I don’t remember that.
  5. Modafinil is illegal in my country... so I guess they just want us to be tired all the time. Also corporate culture does not promote breaks or using the bathroom.. its fucking conspiracy by the jedis designed to make the white man TIRED all the time and so he drinks coffee and smokes cigarettes and gets cancer and heart disease.. ITS A FUCKING CONSPIRACY!!!!!!!!!!!
  6. Malice Naturally Camouflaged
    Someone on this site should become the next D.B. Cooper.
  7. Originally posted by Malice Someone on this site should become the next D.B. Cooper.

    But I'm already Keyser Soze, Gordon Todd Skinner and William Bradford Bishop Jr.
  8. bling bling Dark Matter
    stick a pieve of string to the window and round ur neck and say u have drill a hole if the string its puilled the plane will die of air
  9. The Steam winter sales used to be so much better
  10. bling bling Dark Matter
    how to rob kids of there multi thosand $$$ cs go inv
  11. Damn I think I have been sanctioned or I'm guna have to ring up tomorrow to get them to release it. Usually the money's in by half 9. It's now 21:37
  12. bling bling Dark Matter
    steal christmas tres
  13. Might have to. If I have been sanctioned I'm ringing them tomorrow and threaten suicide if they sanction me just before christmas. Then shit is guna BURN
  14. Panic over, been paid, job centre doesn't need to burn
  15. bling bling Dark Matter
  16. Nice. Sort me out lad, I've txt 6 different numbers tonight and not one has replied. Except the dude who's giving me all these numbers
  17. Post some pictures of some meth you fucking cowards
  18. Malice Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by reject Nice. Sort me out lad, I've txt 6 different numbers tonight and not one has replied. Except the dude who's giving me all these numbers

    Damn these Platinum Girl Scout Cookies nugs are dense and sticky. What a steal, SPECIAL at $35-oz/$10-g. I'm lit as hades, didn't think the gap between the last time I smoked and finally working up the ___ to go to Purple Star MD would affect me this much.

    There's that nice body high, the effects below the neck commonly associated with indicas, yet also a nice head high, a moderately energetic general psychoactive effect which is commonly associated with sativas.

    Also burns to a white-grey colored ash, generally a sign of having been flushed well, contributing greatly to a smoother smoke.

    BOGO deal on standard GSC @ $30 both 8ths and another SPECIAL on Super Silver Haze. You also get a free 8th every time if you spend over $100 (Nigga, only proles can't spare a few benjies). Received Lemon Haze, the buds look good. SSH is a pretty nice sativa, more energetic and psychedelic, but still mellow.

    I'd post pics, but it just feels beneath me. Take my word that we live in most excellent times here in cali.
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  19. Malice Naturally Camouflaged
    A nice IRL code word for smoking weed could be "worshipping satan".

    Hey man, you wanna go worship satan before dinner?
  20. Nah post pix. I so wish I was in Cali. I'm guna become transnational and claim to be American so Trump can't discriminate against me and has to give me a green card (pun intended)

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