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Should I drown myself in Lake Michigan tomorrow?

  1. #61
    stl1 Cum Lickin' Fagit
    Originally posted by WellHung ive always been a lesbian. i like the limelight and the glitter.
  2. #62
    stl1 Cum Lickin' Fagit
    Originally posted by GGG Well he's illiterate for one. Very progressive. We've never had an illiterate president before.




    Mucho bigly.
  3. #63
    Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    Originally posted by stl1 Mucho bigly.

    hey stl1 wheres your buddy? i forgot his name but i dont think hes posted in a while
  4. #64
    stl1 Cum Lickin' Fagit
    Mikey?
  5. #65
    Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    You'll regret it once you're at the point that you're too far to swim back. Besides, you'll survive for quite a while just drifting in the water. If you really wanna drown yourself you go to a body of water, breath out all the air that's in your lungs and suck up a lung full of water. It will be uncomfortable as hell, but it shouldn't take more than a minute or two to KO.
  6. #66
    Originally posted by Sophie You'll regret it once you're at the point that you're too far to swim back. Besides, you'll survive for quite a while just drifting in the water. If you really wanna drown yourself you go to a body of water, breath out all the air that's in your lungs and suck up a lung full of water. It will be uncomfortable as hell, but it shouldn't take more than a minute or two to KO.

    Hard to do. The body has several self defense mechanisms against drowning. One of which is your throat basically blocks itself off reflexively for as long it can, which is why you swallow water when you wipe out skiing instead of it going into your lungs. There's others.
  7. #67
    Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    Originally posted by stl1 Mikey?

    that faggot bolongo nacho
  8. #68
    Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Originally posted by DietPiano Hard to do. The body has several self defense mechanisms against drowning. One of which is your throat basically blocks itself off reflexively for as long it can, which is why you swallow water when you wipe out skiing instead of it going into your lungs. There's others.

    Clearly you've never almost drowned.
  9. #69
    stl1 Cum Lickin' Fagit
    Any man who owns a pet pig can't be all bad.

    He was away at another site for a while but I have noticed him posting again in the last few days.
  10. #70
    Common De-mominator African Astronaut
    Originally posted by WellHung Post your residential address

    302 Hilltop Ave, Clearwater FL

    Post your residential address FAGGOT.
  11. #71
    Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT
  12. #72
    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Originally posted by Sophie You'll regret it once you're at the point that you're too far to swim back. Besides, you'll survive for quite a while just drifting in the water. If you really wanna drown yourself you go to a body of water, breath out all the air that's in your lungs and suck up a lung full of water. It will be uncomfortable as hell, but it shouldn't take more than a minute or two to KO.

    If he was really determined, he would take a bag of cement and a pail and row out to the deepest part of the lake, fill the bucket 1/3 with water, 2/3rds with cement powder, mix it thoroughly, put his feet in the bucket, and then wait for about an hour until it hardens, followed by dragging himself up and over the side of the boat and into the lake.
  13. #73
    Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    Originally posted by -SpectraL If he was really determined, he would take a bag of cement and a pail and row out to the deepest part of the lake, fill the bucket 1/3 with water, 2/3rds with cement powder, mix it thoroughly, put his feet in the bucket, and then wait for about an hour until it hardens, followed by dragging himself up and over the side of the boat and into the lake.

    shut the fuck up gramps
  14. #74
    WellHung Black Hole
    Originally posted by Grylls FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT

    No thanks, he will bring a bomb to a fist fight.
  15. #75
    WellHung Black Hole
    Originally posted by Grylls shut the fuck up gramps

    ur ornery.
  16. #76
    Erekshun Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by Grylls shut the fuck up gramps

    He's just trying to help.
  17. #77
    WellHung Black Hole
    Originally posted by Common De-mominator 302 Hilltop Ave, Clearwater FL

    Post your residential address FAGGOT.

    I'd rather get along, but you keep taunting and instigating me. You really live in Clearwater? How is The water and beaches out there?
  18. #78
    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Could even watch the sun go down as the cement hardens.
  19. #79
    WellHung Black Hole
    Originally posted by Erekshun He's just trying to help.

    I wish I could get some of your luck. You seem to have great luck. What happened with the company that bought out your company, are they gonna fire you?
  20. #80
    WellHung Black Hole
    Originally posted by -SpectraL Could even watch the sun go down as the cement hardens.

    As much as I want to kill myself, I just can't do that to my girlfriend and my family. I'm strong enough to potentially survive another 50 years of suffering.
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