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Got molested by a 4'8" Muslim dude.

  1. 2019-07-14 at 8:17 PM UTC
    #1
    HTS highlight reel
    Basically this guy:


    I just thought he was a drunk idiot and I gave him a hug because I am a sweetheart, but then he started like grabbing my arm and following me around and trying to touch me and shit. He followed me all the way to the door of my apartment. He was also like offering me money to come home with him and stuff. It was beyond fucking weird. If he had been a full-size human that coulda gone really, really bad for me. It wasn't hard to get away from him because of the size difference, but if he were like 6'2 I basically probably woulda been raped I'm guessing.
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  2. 2019-07-14 at 8:19 PM UTC
    #2
    Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Have Scron beat him up.
  3. 2019-07-14 at 8:21 PM UTC
    #3
    HTS highlight reel
    Originally posted by Sophie Have Scron beat him up.

    We kinda had an argument and I told him to GTFO and the whole reason I was outside was that I felt bad and went looking for scron which was when Bin Laden's Mini Me found me.
  4. 2019-07-14 at 8:24 PM UTC
    #4
    Ghost Black Hole
    It was actually me in a very clever disguise going for one of my trademark gropes

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  5. 2019-07-14 at 8:25 PM UTC
    #5
    Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Originally posted by HTS We kinda had an argument and I told him to GTFO and the whole reason I was outside was that I felt bad and went looking for scron which was when Bin Laden's Mini Me found me.

    Moral of the story? Never go outside ever again.
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  6. 2019-07-14 at 8:28 PM UTC
    #6
    HTS highlight reel
    Originally posted by Sophie Moral of the story? Never go outside ever again.

    Pretty much. Also never hug muslim dudes because there is a 110% chance they will get the wrong idea and try to rape you.
  7. 2019-07-14 at 8:31 PM UTC
    #7
    Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Originally posted by HTS Pretty much. Also never hug muslim dudes because there is a 110% chance they will get the wrong idea and try to rape you.

    Muslim traditions.

    Taharrush.
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  8. 2019-07-18 at 3:04 AM UTC
    #8
    GGG victim of incest [my veinlike two-fold aepyornidae]
    Can you blame him?
  9. 2019-07-18 at 3:18 AM UTC
    #9
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Originally posted by Sophie Muslim traditions.

    Taharrush.

    If you for some reason wanted more reasons to hate the spread of Islam in Europe, Google that word and read a few of the articles. My personal favorite:

    The news coverage prompted a leak to a Swedish newspaper that similar attacks had taken place in Stockholm in 2014 and 2015 during We Are Sthlm, a music festival for teenagers. The attacks were not publicized at the time for fear of stirring up racism

    No wonder all the best doom metal comes from Sweden, they KNOW they're fucked
  10. 2019-07-18 at 3:20 AM UTC
    #10
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Holy shit

    Rapes were reported at Swedish music festivals at Arvika in 2006 and 2010, at Emmaboda in 2014, and at Bråvalla in 2015. At the Arvika festivals, the police publicized reports of rape but characterized both events as "calm"
  11. 2019-07-18 at 3:23 AM UTC
    #11
    Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
    Originally posted by GGG Can you blame him?

    Yes, he should be put to death as per his faith for trying to have sex with another man.
  12. 2019-07-18 at 3:32 AM UTC
    #12
    vindicktive vinny Black Hole
    Originally posted by Speedy Parker Yes, he should be put to death as per his faith for trying to have sex with another man.

    but you'll need 3 witnesses to get a successful conviction.
  13. 2019-07-18 at 3:38 AM UTC
    #13
    Lanny Bird of Courage
    Originally posted by Sophie Have Scron beat him up.

    I think we know by this point who does the beating up in that relationship
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  14. 2019-07-18 at 3:40 AM UTC
    #14
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Originally posted by HTS We kinda had an argument and I told him to GTFO and the whole reason I was outside was that I felt bad and went looking for scron which was when Bin Laden's Mini Me found me.

    You start being nice to scrawny now

    Why do you keep getting into fights with him and kicking him out? Because he wouldn't use his bus pass to buy you another chocolate bar to shove your big face into?
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  15. 2019-07-18 at 3:42 AM UTC
    #15
    GGG victim of incest [my veinlike two-fold aepyornidae]
    Originally posted by Jυicebox Holy shit

    Thats more of a reason to hate the Swedish government than to hate Islam. Everyone of every color, race, and creed rapes. The more impoverished, uneducated, and desperate, the more likely they are to rape randoms.

    India is like rape capital and they're 80% Hindu. But then, when people talk about India its INDIANS and not Hindus.

    No religious text supports raping strangers on the street.
  16. 2019-07-18 at 3:42 AM UTC
    #16
    HTS highlight reel
    Originally posted by DietPiano You start being nice to scrawny now

    Why do you keep getting into fights with him and kicking him out? Because he wouldn't use his bus pass to buy you another chocolate bar to shove your big face into?

    I was nicotine deprived and upset.
  17. 2019-07-18 at 3:43 AM UTC
    #17
    GGG victim of incest [my veinlike two-fold aepyornidae]
    Originally posted by DietPiano You start being nice to scrawny now

    Why do you keep getting into fights with him and kicking him out? Because he wouldn't use his bus pass to buy you another chocolate bar to shove your big face into?

    HTS is kind of a little shit. RIP his parent's TV.
  18. 2019-07-18 at 3:44 AM UTC
    #18
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    I started seeing some little people for the first time almost and was like "Wow, there's a lot of them here", but then I saw MORE and MORE to the point where I think there must be some very abnormally large populace of midgets here.

    Also my second grade teacher used to call this chronically short boy in our class "Ben the Midget" sometimes, and even back then I thought that was a little harsh.
  19. 2019-07-18 at 3:46 AM UTC
    #19
    Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    how do you know he’s muslim?
  20. 2019-07-18 at 3:48 AM UTC
    #20
    Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
    Originally posted by DietPiano You start being nice to scrawny now

    Why do you keep getting into fights with him and kicking him out? Because he wouldn't use his bus pass to buy you another chocolate bar to shove your big face into?

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