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Got molested by a 4'8" Muslim dude.

  1. tee hee hee Naturally Camouflaged [slangily complete this slumberer]
    Yes if hes muslim.
  2. -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Originally posted by Speedy Parker no

    I've known some big girls who are incredibly delicate.
  3. Common De-mominator African Astronaut
    Originally posted by -SpectraL I've known some big girls who are incredibly delicate.

    Faggot
  4. Originally posted by -SpectraL This is the BBS cannibalism I mention earlier. It's inevitable, and we've seen it many times before. I hope you have a lot ketchup in stock.

    theres nothing canibalistic about this.

    its more like prison sex during the open shower session.
  5. Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny theres nothing canibalistic about this.

    its more like prison sex during the open shower session.

    Makes sense you would see it that way. You must like getting fucked every day.
  6. Originally posted by Common De-mominator He would kill your bitch ass

    midgety detected.
  7. Originally posted by Speedy Parker Makes sense you would see it that way. You must like getting fucked every day.



    Originally posted by Speedy Parker Makes sense you would see it that way. You must like getting fucked every day.

    who doesnt.
  8. Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny who doesnt.

    I like to fuck. I don't like to get fucked.
  9. Originally posted by Speedy Parker I like to fuck. I don't like to get fucked.

    fuck doesnt necessarily means getting penetrated.
  10. Ghost Black Hole
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny fuck doesnt necessarily means getting penetrated.

    Hey now, if he didn't know what he was doing in the bedroom he wouldn't be coming here telling us all about it
  11. Common De-mominator African Astronaut
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny midgety detected.

    I am 5 11/6
  12. Ghost Black Hole
    If you have a slash in your height you're a cuck
  13. Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    Originally posted by Ghost If you have a slash in your height you're a cuck

    what about a decimal?
  14. -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Originally posted by Ghost If you have a slash in your height you're a cuck

    Either that, or the person gets taller and shorter, depending on the day, month or year.
  15. Originally posted by Common De-mominator I am 5 11/6

    prove it.
  16. Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny fuck doesnt necessarily means getting penetrated.

  17. Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    speedy porker
  18. Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
    Originally posted by Grylls speedy porker

    wow I see what you did there. You changed the a to an o. What a clever lad. I bet your mummy is so pleased with her bright little boy.
  19. Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    looks like i hit your sensitive spot
  20. Common De-mominator African Astronaut
    Originally posted by -SpectraL Either that, or the person gets taller and shorter, depending on the day, month or year.

    That's actually exactly why. Your spinal discs compress and expand regularly. Doctors have measured me at both heights.
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