2019-07-14 at 8:17 PM UTC
Basically this guy:
I just thought he was a drunk idiot and I gave him a hug because I am a sweetheart, but then he started like grabbing my arm and following me around and trying to touch me and shit. He followed me all the way to the door of my apartment. He was also like offering me money to come home with him and stuff. It was beyond fucking weird. If he had been a full-size human that coulda gone really,
really bad for me. It wasn't hard to get away from him because of the size difference, but if he were like 6'2 I basically probably woulda been raped I'm guessing.
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2019-07-14 at 8:24 PM UTC
It was actually me in a very clever disguise going for one of my trademark gropes
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2019-07-14 at 8:25 PM UTC
Originally posted by HTS
We kinda had an argument and I told him to GTFO and the whole reason I was outside was that I felt bad and went looking for scron which was when Bin Laden's Mini Me found me.
Moral of the story? Never go outside ever again.
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2019-07-14 at 8:31 PM UTC
Originally posted by HTS
Pretty much. Also never hug muslim dudes because there is a 110% chance they will get the wrong idea and try to rape you.
Muslim traditions.
Taharrush.
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2019-07-18 at 3:38 AM UTC
Originally posted by Sophie
Have Scron beat him up.
I think we know by this point who does the beating up in that relationship
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2019-07-18 at 3:40 AM UTC
Originally posted by HTS
We kinda had an argument and I told him to GTFO and the whole reason I was outside was that I felt bad and went looking for scron which was when Bin Laden's Mini Me found me.
You start being nice to scrawny now
Why do you keep getting into fights with him and kicking him out? Because he wouldn't use his bus pass to buy you another chocolate bar to shove your big face into?
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2019-07-18 at 3:44 AM UTC
I started seeing some little people for the first time almost and was like "Wow, there's a lot of them here", but then I saw MORE and MORE to the point where I think there must be some very abnormally large populace of midgets here.
Also my second grade teacher used to call this chronically short boy in our class "Ben the Midget" sometimes, and even back then I thought that was a little harsh.
2019-07-18 at 3:46 AM UTC
Grylls
Cum Looking Faggot
[abrade this vocal tread-softly]
how do you know he’s muslim?