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  1. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    fucking turd burglars


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  2. Common De-mominator African Astronaut
    Lol @ Ghunt LITERALLY SEXING AN EMASCULATED MAN and trying to talk down to anyone. How about you fuck a real man. Let me show you the limits of your anus honey baby.
  3. GGG victim of incest [my veinlike two-fold aepyornidae]
    Originally posted by Common De-mominator Lol @ Ghunt LITERALLY SEXING AN EMASCULATED MAN and trying to talk down to anyone. How about you fuck a real man. Let me show you the limits of your anus honey baby.

    At least he's fucking a man tho. Scron gets partial credit for that.
  4. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    fucking chocolate maggots


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  5. GGG victim of incest [my veinlike two-fold aepyornidae]
    Woah nigger, don't be racist.

    Lemme see dem flabby ripples boi
  6. Octavian motherfucker
    "It's just all in your mind, what you interpret it as
    I say to fight and you take it as "I'ma whip someone's ass".
  7. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    lol at how a couple of wooly woofters suddenly find themselves nearly alone with hardly anybody around to oppose them and suddenly they're jumping all over the opportunity to chat like they're all normal with their gay as fuck donut stabbing bullshit. lol at how quickly they suddenly get way above their station. they know full well they wouldn't talk like that if there was anymore than a few people around them, coz they know full well the whole group would switch on them and they'd be made to look like the freaks of nature that they are, lol. prolly worse they'd get dragged to the car park to get their faggy skulls caved in, lol.

    even funnier tho is how the dorethy watchers have gone to such lengths thinking they're annoying the shit out of me yet i couldn't give a shit and know exactly what they're playing at the whole time, fucking bone smuggling batty boys, lolmsao.


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  8. i got 20 0.5mg klonopins and a dub of CRACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! for 20$
  9. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    i went and bought a 10 bag earlier and just as the dude was sorting one out for me i see him drop one. i instinctively went to say 'hey you dropped..', but i stopped before any words came out. then i pulled my tobacco out and moved across so i was between him and the bag and started to roll a smoke as he walked on. then he started looking toward the floor where he was walking off and bent down a bit. i thought he'd realized he was a bag short or summing, but then he goes 'i thought that was a ring down there' then he trotted off the other way. i picked up my bonus bag and headed home to chill then.

    in other news i just made the most amazing bread and butter pudding which i'm enjoying right now with some cream while i finish off the last of this smack.

    ahhh-may-zing


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  10. GGG victim of incest [my veinlike two-fold aepyornidae]
    Originally posted by NARCassist lol at how a couple of wooly woofters suddenly find themselves nearly alone with hardly anybody around to oppose them and suddenly they're jumping all over the opportunity to chat like they're all normal with their gay as fuck donut stabbing bullshit. lol at how quickly they suddenly get way above their station. they know full well they wouldn't talk like that if there was anymore than a few people around them, coz they know full well the whole group would switch on them and they'd be made to look like the freaks of nature that they are, lol. prolly worse they'd get dragged to the car park to get their faggy skulls caved in, lol.

    even funnier tho is how the dorethy watchers have gone to such lengths thinking they're annoying the shit out of me yet i couldn't give a shit and know exactly what they're playing at the whole time, fucking bone smuggling batty boys, lolmsao.


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    umad kiddo?

    No need to be mad. My arms and asshole are always open.
  11. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by GGG umad kiddo?

    No need to be mad. My arms and asshole are always open.

    omg irm so mahd golm, so mahd.


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  12. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    my ed just exploded with dah raig


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  13. GGG victim of incest [my veinlike two-fold aepyornidae]
    Originally posted by NARCassist my ed just exploded with dah raig


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    Your erectile dysfunction?

    Nigga don't even sweat it. I can help.
  14. how do i dose krak
  15. Common De-mominator African Astronaut
    Originally posted by NARCassist lol at how a couple of wooly woofters suddenly find themselves nearly alone with hardly anybody around to oppose them and suddenly they're jumping all over the opportunity to chat like they're all normal with their gay as fuck donut stabbing bullshit. lol at how quickly they suddenly get way above their station. they know full well they wouldn't talk like that if there was anymore than a few people around them, coz they know full well the whole group would switch on them and they'd be made to look like the freaks of nature that they are, lol. prolly worse they'd get dragged to the car park to get their faggy skulls caved in, lol.

    even funnier tho is how the dorethy watchers have gone to such lengths thinking they're annoying the shit out of me yet i couldn't give a shit and know exactly what they're playing at the whole time, fucking bone smuggling batty boys, lolmsao.


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    ^ This faggot doesn't even fuck ass what a queer.
  16. Common De-mominator African Astronaut
    Originally posted by NARCassist i went and bought a 10 bag earlier and just as the dude was sorting one out for me i see him drop one. i instinctively went to say 'hey you dropped..', but i stopped before any words came out. then i pulled my tobacco out and moved across so i was between him and the bag and started to roll a smoke as he walked on. then he started looking toward the floor where he was walking off and bent down a bit. i thought he'd realized he was a bag short or summing, but then he goes 'i thought that was a ring down there' then he trotted off the other way. i picked up my bonus bag and headed home to chill then.

    in other news i just made the most amazing bread and butter pudding which i'm enjoying right now with some cream while i finish off the last of this smack.

    ahhh-may-zing


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    Why don't you swallow a bullet faggot.
  17. Ghost Black Hole
    Originally posted by GGG >literally has a boyfriend

    You're way more gay than me. I fuck men, but I don't kiss them, and I don't love them. They are my bros and we do bro shit together.

    I only like girls. You just want HTS to be male because it will satisfy your degenerate homosexual desires. Well guess what pal she might have a PENIS but she is nothing close to the same gender as us.

    Also if you like dicks than a tranny that's been on hormones for years and had surgery is the last thing a gay person would want. It shrinks the penis and makes it not work and not be able to ejaculate which makes them UNABLE TO FERTILIZE A FEMALE EGG IN HER VAGINA which is the entire point of being male

    I don't know why the fuck I have to explain this to you because it's widely known. Just goes to show how ignorant, stupid and backwards thinking you are.

    You are the most classic example of an insufferable judging homosexual that makes everyone hate the LGBTQQIAAP2+ community always trying to push your perversions onto other people with your gay lover captain faggot
  18. Common De-mominator African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Ghost I only like girls. You just want HTS to be male because it will satisfy your degenerate homosexual desires. Well guess what pal she might have a PENIS but she is nothing close to the same gender as us.

    Also if you like dicks than a tranny that's been on hormones for years and had surgery is the last thing a gay person would want. It shrinks the penis and makes it not work and not be able to ejaculate which makes them UNABLE TO FERTILIZE A FEMALE EGG IN HER VAGINA which is the entire point of being male

    I don't know why the fuck I have to explain this to you because it's widely known. Just goes to show how ignorant, stupid and backwards thinking you are.

    You are the most classic example of an insufferable judging homosexual that makes everyone hate the LGBTQQIAAP2+ community always trying to push your perversions onto other people with your gay lover captain faggot

    Hahahaha whatever helps you pretend you're not fucking a guy in a dress buddy faggot. Ha ha ha ha.
  19. GGG victim of incest [my veinlike two-fold aepyornidae]
    Originally posted by Ghost I only like girls. You just want HTS to be male because it will satisfy your degenerate homosexual desires. Well guess what pal she might have a PENIS but she is nothing close to the same gender as us.

    Also if you like dicks than a tranny that's been on hormones for years and had surgery is the last thing a gay person would want. It shrinks the penis and makes it not work and not be able to ejaculate which makes them UNABLE TO FERTILIZE A FEMALE EGG IN HER VAGINA which is the entire point of being male

    I don't know why the fuck I have to explain this to you because it's widely known. Just goes to show how ignorant, stupid and backwards thinking you are.

    You are the most classic example of an insufferable judging homosexual that makes everyone hate the LGBTQQIAAP2+ community always trying to push your perversions onto other people with your gay lover captain faggot

    Having a small useless penis doesn't make you a woman.

    If it did, you'd be a woman too.
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  20. Common De-mominator African Astronaut
    Originally posted by GGG Having a small useless penis doesn't make you a woman.

    If it did, you'd be a woman too.

    BOOM ROASTED

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