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2019-07-15 at 8:40 PM UTC
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2019-07-15 at 8:50 PM UTC
Originally posted by GGG WELL WHAT WERE THEY THEN
Also how have none of your multiple DUIs been felonies? That is amazing. Your state must be pretty lax about it.
Yes ND is relatively lax about multiple DUIs because so many people around here get them. If they were harsher our jails would probably be bursting at the seams.
My last 2 duis were within a month of each other so they basically just treated them as one collective deal. I would've had to go back to prison for a year and a half but I applied for and was granted permission to do our DRUG COURT program which allowed me to remain free but I had to do outpatient treatment 3x a week with biweekly probation visits and monthly visits to the courthouse to talk to the JUDGE.
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2019-07-15 at 8:52 PM UTC
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2019-07-15 at 8:55 PM UTCFOLKS?The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2019-07-15 at 8:56 PM UTCThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2019-07-15 at 8:56 PM UTClol
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2019-07-15 at 8:57 PM UTCTee hee!
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2019-07-15 at 9 PM UTC
Originally posted by mmQ Do you have a criminal record Zooky?
No, but not out of being particularly law-abiding, and moreso out of sheer luck I suppose.
For example, I did get caught shoplifting once, but I had handed the item I stole off to my friend seconds before loss prevention surrounded us, and so after the cops arrived and searched us, while they found the item I stole, and had video footage of me taking it off the shelf and putting it into my pocket, they couldn't officially prove that it was the same box of pills.
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2019-07-15 at 9:02 PM UTCWhat would you say is ALLEDGEDLY the worst crime you've committed that you're willing to allegedly admit?
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2019-07-15 at 9:03 PM UTC
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2019-07-15 at 9:05 PM UTC
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2019-07-15 at 9:07 PM UTC
Originally posted by mmQ What would you say is ALLEDGEDLY the worst crime you've committed that you're willing to allegedly admit?
Well, in terms of financially motivated crimes, I guess when I was running my check printing operation would be among the more serious, since I was bilking check cashing businesses out of thousands of dollars.
Then there was the ATM skimmer I was working on like 17 years ago, but it never materialized due to a temporary falling out with the business partner (we were estimating a potential payout of anywhere between $100,000 to a full million in the best case scenario). -
2019-07-15 at 9:09 PM UTC
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2019-07-15 at 9:09 PM UTC
Originally posted by mmQ Yes ND is relatively lax about multiple DUIs because so many people around here get them. If they were harsher our jails would probably be bursting at the seams.
My last 2 duis were within a month of each other so they basically just treated them as one collective deal. I would've had to go back to prison for a year and a half but I applied for and was granted permission to do our DRUG COURT program which allowed me to remain free but I had to do outpatient treatment 3x a week with biweekly probation visits and monthly visits to the courthouse to talk to the JUDGE.
It sucked ass but I passed it successfully because I am a good boy.
its like they think they own you innit?
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2019-07-15 at 9:10 PM UTC
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2019-07-15 at 9:11 PM UTC
Originally posted by gadzooks Well, in terms of financially motivated crimes, I guess when I was running my check printing operation would be among the more serious, since I was bilking check cashing businesses out of thousands of dollars.
Then there was the ATM skimmer I was working on like 17 years ago, but it never materialized due to a temporary falling out with the business partner (we were estimating a potential payout of anywhere between $100,000 to a full million in the best case scenario).
That's P cool. If I knew you back in the day methinks i totally would've helped you out as much as i had the means to. I like free money. -
2019-07-15 at 9:14 PM UTC
Originally posted by mmQ That's P cool. If I knew you back in the day methinks i totally would've helped you out as much as i had the means to. I like free money.
Quite possibly.
But I guess, to be honest, I'm kinda glad it didn't go as I was hoping, because then I might have ended up embracing the lifestyle entirely and never end up finding the "righteous path".
But if I ever find myself in possession of a time machine, maybe I'd be down anyway.
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2019-07-15 at 9:15 PM UTC
Originally posted by gadzooks Well, in terms of financially motivated crimes, I guess when I was running my check printing operation would be among the more serious, since I was bilking check cashing businesses out of thousands of dollars.
Then there was the ATM skimmer I was working on like 17 years ago, but it never materialized due to a temporary falling out with the business partner (we were estimating a potential payout of anywhere between $100,000 to a full million in the best case scenario).
loose lips sink ships mate
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