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  1. GGG victim of incest [my veinlike two-fold aepyornidae]
    He spent all his money on brand name bundy

    He can't afford any more letters
  2. Common De-mominator African Astronaut
    CeRtIfIcAtEs CoSt MoNeY
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  3. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    trust isn't cheap
  4. Ghost Black Hole
    Originally posted by DietPiano Ccc sounds like better but idk if die if take it

    You won't die but you could end up in the hospital but you can sue them for making OTC addictive drugs with toxic stuff in them.

    They formulate it so if you take a recereational dose of D X M you are also taking a dangerous dose of CPM. they know this and they do it on purpose to stop people from abusing the drug which makes no fucking sense at all.

    It's like if a heroin dealer cut his stuff with rat poison so people didn't "abuse" it he would get arrested for attempted murder. But if a company does it that's totally fine
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  5. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by Common De-mominator ^ Can't handle a manly intimate interaction with a buff aniki so he takes comfort in women, like a woman. What a bitch.

    lolmao, you think hanging with a woman makes you 'like a woman'? hahahh

    'things only a hardcore faggot would say, for two hundred'


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  6. Common De-mominator African Astronaut
    Originally posted by NARCassist lolmao, you think hanging with a woman makes you 'like a woman'? hahahh

    'things only a hardcore faggot would say, for two hundred'

    Ooh comfort me mommy schlurp schlurp schlurp

    just go anal fishing with daddy faggot. Oh wait, you can't handle a man because you're a bitch.
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  7. Common De-mominator African Astronaut
    Things straight men do for sex: bullshit women want to do.

    Things gay men do for sex: nothing, just get along like you do with your male friends, and ask.
  8. Common De-mominator African Astronaut
    Things straight men do: bullshit women want to do

    Things gay men do: MAN STUFF
  9. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    omfg urm so ashamed ov being not gayh lawl


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  10. Common De-mominator African Astronaut
    Originally posted by NARCassist omfg urm so ashamed ov being not gayh lawl


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    don't be ashamed, just understand you're a bitch and can't handle an intimate relationship with a man.

    In this regard you are even inferior to a woman.
  11. GGG victim of incest [my veinlike two-fold aepyornidae]
    Even women understand the need to be manly by sleeping with men.

    Narc is just a weak faggot who can't handle a punch
  12. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    wow you two sure go to some real lengths to justify your faggotry, lol.


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  13. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Dont be a larbage, properly dispose of your garbage.
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  14. GGG victim of incest [my veinlike two-fold aepyornidae]
    Wow narc really goes to some real lengths to avoid fucking men like a man
  15. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    oh noes golm pleez teach me how to be ah real faggot like youz is


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  16. GGG victim of incest [my veinlike two-fold aepyornidae]
    First step: put it in your butt
  17. GGG victim of incest [my veinlike two-fold aepyornidae]
    What is "it"? Doesn't matter. Put it in your butt.
  18. Ghost Black Hole
    Originally posted by Common De-mominator don't be ashamed, just understand you're a bitch and can't handle an intimate relationship with a man.

    In this regard you are even inferior to a woman.

    Originally posted by GGG Wow narc really goes to some real lengths to avoid fucking men like a man

    Do you homosexuals have nothing better to lol? I bet you are private messaging each other thinking this is the peak of comedy.
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  19. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    fucking ass bandits


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  20. GGG victim of incest [my veinlike two-fold aepyornidae]
    Originally posted by Ghost Do you homosexuals have nothing better to lol? I bet you are private messaging each other thinking this is the peak of comedy.

    >literally has a boyfriend

    You're way more gay than me. I fuck men, but I don't kiss them, and I don't love them. They are my bros and we do bro shit together.

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