The Retarded Thread: Malice Metro Edition

1. 2019-07-14 at 1:47 PM UTC

   #6521
   

   GGG victim of incest [my veinlike two-fold aepyornidae]

   Originally posted by OG_GREENPLASTIC_JOHNSON_III man im fucked up on that purple lean bout to show this trick what murder mean

   
   Try the orange lean its better
2. 2019-07-14 at 6:15 PM UTC

   #6522
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   
   The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

   • GGG, 
   • HTS, 
   • Common De-mominator
3. 2019-07-14 at 7:34 PM UTC

   #6523
   

   Ghost Black Hole
   Past memories may include calling a therapist while high on meth and telling them the reason you can't make it to your appointment is because someone has been trying to kill for 3 days
   The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

   • The Self Taught Man
4. 2019-07-14 at 9:38 PM UTC

   #6524
   

   NARCassist gollums fat coach

   Originally posted by Common De-mominator Haha fagget

   
   yeah
   
   
   .
5. 2019-07-14 at 9:45 PM UTC

   #6525
   

   NARCassist gollums fat coach

   Originally posted by Common De-mominator Like, why would a muscle meat mountain hunk want a fucking WOMAN to handle hin, he has no time for their frivolities and frailties, he wants gachi anikis like himself.

   
   holy shit how gay would you have to be to think like that?
   
   'why would you want a woman to handle you?' -hahahhahhahahh ohmydaize
   
   
   .
6. 2019-07-14 at 10:22 PM UTC

   #6526
   

   GGG victim of incest [my veinlike two-fold aepyornidae]

   Originally posted by NARCassist holy shit how gay would you have to be to think like that?
   
   'why would you want a woman to handle you?' -hahahhahhahahh ohmydaize
   
   
   .

   
   Lmao you're just afraid of men. That's why you're too pussy to fuck them.
7. 2019-07-14 at 10:51 PM UTC

   #6527
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by Ghost Past memories may include calling a therapist while high on meth and telling them the reason you can't make it to your appointment is because someone has been trying to kill for 3 days

   
   Last time I saw my therapist I said that I finally realized everything is an artifical simulation and that I was currently just trying to work out the kinks and figure out a way to use it to my advantage. I havent been back.
8. 2019-07-14 at 10:57 PM UTC

   #6528
   frumbob 🐎🦄🐈🐯🐷🦊 African Astronaut
   zez
   +
   xex
   =
   zex
   =
   sex
9. 2019-07-14 at 11:29 PM UTC

   #6529
   

   Common De-mominator African Astronaut

   Originally posted by NARCassist holy shit how gay would you have to be to think like that?
   
   'why would you want a woman to handle you?' -hahahhahhahahh ohmydaize
   
   
   .

   
   ^ Can't handle a manly intimate interaction with a buff aniki so he takes comfort in women, like a woman. What a bitch.
10. 2019-07-15 at 3:17 AM UTC

    #6530
    

    Common De-mominator African Astronaut
    
11. 2019-07-15 at 3:39 AM UTC

    #6531
    frumbob 🐎🦄🐈🐯🐷🦊 African Astronaut

    Originally posted by Common De-mominator

    
    old
12. 2019-07-15 at 8:57 AM UTC

    #6532
    

    Common De-mominator African Astronaut

    Originally posted by frumbob 🐎🦄🐈🐯🐷🦊 old

    
    What, do you expect drinking out of a klein bottle to be new? You think you're special kid?
13. 2019-07-15 at 10:57 AM UTC

    #6533
    

    Ghost Black Hole
    My whole body feels hot and i'm really tired and feel like im gonna puke and my stomach is making noises that sound like ripping paper
    
    help
14. 2019-07-15 at 10:58 AM UTC

    #6534
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Pepto bismol and water or else you'll die
15. 2019-07-15 at 10:59 AM UTC

    #6535
    

    Ghost Black Hole
    I don't have any can I just snort bismuth?
16. 2019-07-15 at 11:02 AM UTC

    #6536
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    I can't remember what was in this space before I edited it into paranoid faggotry
17. 2019-07-15 at 11:15 AM UTC

    #6537
    

    Ghost Black Hole
    I found a hooker stash. It has shoes, q tips and condoms.
18. 2019-07-15 at 12:02 PM UTC

    #6538
    

    Ghost Black Hole
    google 'totse trianglism' lololol
    
    
19. 2019-07-15 at 1:52 PM UTC

    #6539
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Ccc sounds like better but idk if die if take it
20. 2019-07-15 at 3:29 PM UTC

    #6540
    

    Sophie Pedophile Tech Support

    Originally posted by Ghost google 'totse trianglism' lololol
    
    

    
    y u no make https