Would you eat a turd for $100,000?

1. 2019-05-29 at 11:42 PM UTC

   #61
   

   Number13 African Astronaut [dispute my snotty-nosed seagull]
   Isn't there a statistic that says like half the food you eat has some form of shit on it?
2. 2019-05-29 at 11:59 PM UTC

   #62
   

   kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink

   Originally posted by Number13 Isn't there a statistic that says like half the food you eat has some form of shit on it?

   
   no
3. 2019-05-29 at 11:59 PM UTC

   #63
   

   kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
   bill the cat is spectral.. its kinda fight club except on the message board. daaahurrr
   1
4. 2019-05-30 at 12:03 AM UTC

   #64
   

   Dregs African Astronaut [that freakishly double-edged allmouth]

   Originally posted by Bill Krozby no

   
   omfh that cock...you know are a worthless prick i have 0% INTEREST right? fuck i need cock but won't lower myself to Nigga bully..well amybe for the right price. I still hate bill though just sayin
5. 2019-05-30 at 12:03 AM UTC

   #65
   

   -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
   A long-nosed funnel. You roll the shit into small pellets, insert the funnel into your mouth and down your throat, followed by dropping each pellet in until mission accomplished. Never even touches the lips.
6. 2019-05-30 at 1:11 PM UTC

   #66
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by -SpectraL See! Now, THAT'S infinityshock!

   
   thats so raven
   The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

   • mmQ
7. 2019-05-30 at 1:32 PM UTC

   #67
   tee hee hee Naturally Camouflaged [slangily complete this slumberer]

   Originally posted by DietYellow thats so raven

8. 2019-05-30 at 4:07 PM UTC

   #68
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   what are you on about tee hee hee?
   
   are you still down there???
9. 2019-06-03 at 8:35 PM UTC

   #69
   We'reAllBrownNosers African Astronaut

   Originally posted by Octavian I'd suck dick for 100k. Fuck I'd probably swallow as well for that much, but eating shit is not only gross but a health hazard.
   
   Urgh.

   
   You'd do it for free if it was Ond's dick, faggot
10. 2019-06-03 at 9:40 PM UTC

    #70
    

    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]

    Originally posted by Number13 Isn't there a statistic that says like half the food you eat has some form of shit on it?

    
    I think that's rat shit.
11. 2019-06-03 at 10:22 PM UTC

    #71
    

    STER0S Space Nigga [the disappointingly unanticipated slab]
    i would
12. 2019-06-03 at 10:49 PM UTC

    #72
    

    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    I still think stir fry would be your best bet.
13. 2019-06-03 at 11:36 PM UTC

    #73
    We'reAllBrownNosers African Astronaut

    Originally posted by Octavian I'd suck dick for 100k. Fuck I'd probably swallow as well for that much, but eating shit is not only gross but a health hazard.
    
    Urgh.

    
    lmao
    
    Alcoholic eternally impoverished britfag that would suck dicks for money is telling other people to suicide. Classic
14. 2019-06-04 at 12:02 AM UTC

    #74
    

    Number13 African Astronaut [dispute my snotty-nosed seagull]

    Originally posted by -SpectraL I think that's rat shit.

    
    Yeah it might have been rat shit, might have been a report about a specific place that I'm mixing up though, probably india
15. 2019-06-04 at 12:22 AM UTC

    #75
    

    POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    can we put it in a condom before eating it?
16. 2019-06-04 at 3:53 AM UTC

    #76
    

    Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]

    Originally posted by -SpectraL If it's an old, dried up shit, you could use a cheese grater and powder it, and then mix the shit powder into a strawberry milkshake or something. Wet ones would have be handled entirely different.

    
    That would taste like someone took a shit on a strawberry.
17. 2019-06-04 at 7:25 AM UTC

    #77
    

    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]

    Originally posted by Speedy Parker That would taste like someone took a shit on a strawberry.

    
    How do you know that?
18. 2019-06-04 at 7:27 AM UTC

    #78
    

    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    probably not, mostly because I couldn't imagine finishing it without throwing it all up again and again
19. 2019-06-04 at 12:45 PM UTC

    #79
    

    Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole

    Originally posted by aldra probably not, mostly because I couldn't imagine finishing it without throwing it all up again and again

    
    That's fine, I didn't see any rules about not throwing up.
20. 2019-06-04 at 12:55 PM UTC

    #80
    

    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    I hate cell phones.