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Would you eat a turd for $100,000?

  1. #1
    WellHung Black Hole
    Folks?
  2. #2
    Helladamnleet African Astronaut [impartially tyrannize that lentinus]
    Nah, man. I honestly can't think of any number big enough to make that even a consideration. I don't even think any amount of money would get me to even lick a turd. Come to think of it, eating ass is off the table as well.
  3. #3
    WellHung Black Hole
    folks?
  4. #4
    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Personally, no I would not.

    But, funnily enough, some might actually pay $100,000 for the opportunity.

    https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Coprophilia
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    POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    I could really use 100,000.00,, and after a few min. considering the question I have to say regretfully no
  6. #6
    Helladamnleet African Astronaut [impartially tyrannize that lentinus]
    How about you, OP? Would you?
  7. #7
    WellHung Black Hole
    I wouldn't be able to get it down...my gag reflex is too strong. I would ralph all over.
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  9. #9
    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Originally posted by WellHung I wouldn't be able to get it down…my gag reflex is too strong. I would ralph all over.

    You could use ketchup, no? Mustard?
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    can i put it in capsules and down all the capsules so that i don't have to taste it?
  11. #11
    Helladamnleet African Astronaut [impartially tyrannize that lentinus]
    Originally posted by OG_GREENPLASTIC_JOHNSON_III can i put it in capsules and down all the capsules so that i don't have to taste it?

    Even if you did that you are still at risk of an illness that costs more than $100,000 to treat.
  12. #12
    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Dip it in chocolate, then spray some whipped cream all over it.
  13. #13
    Number13 African Astronaut [dispute my snotty-nosed seagull]
    Isn't that something doctors can make you do to improve your gut health or something?

    Do you get to choose who's turd it is?
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    Helladamnleet African Astronaut [impartially tyrannize that lentinus]
    Originally posted by -SpectraL Dip it in chocolate, then spray some whipped cream all over it.


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  15. #15
    Ghost Black Hole
    Ya
  16. #16
    Helladamnleet African Astronaut [impartially tyrannize that lentinus]
    Originally posted by Ghost Ya

    There you have it. At least one person here will eat your turd for $100,000 OP
  17. #17
    Ghost Black Hole
    i'd rather like, kill a man instead.
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  18. #18
    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Maybe fry it? In bread batter?
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  19. #19
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by OG_GREENPLASTIC_JOHNSON_III can i put it in capsules and down all the capsules so that i don't have to taste it?

    Lol. I needed a good laugh
  20. #20
    WellHung Black Hole
    Originally posted by Number13 Isn't that something doctors can make you do to improve your gut health or something?

    Do you get to choose who's turd it is?

    Sure. Let's say it's Christie Brinkley's turd.
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