The Retarded Thread: Malice Metro Edition

1. 2019-07-11 at 6:03 AM UTC

   #6401
   

   toz African Astronaut
   DFB BOMB
   
   
   
2. 2019-07-11 at 6:03 AM UTC

   #6402
   

   toz African Astronaut
   Disruption For Better
3. 2019-07-11 at 6:10 AM UTC

   #6403
   frumbob 🐎🦄🐈🐯🐷🦊 African Astronaut
   baby wipes or NOTHING
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   • CountBlah
4. 2019-07-11 at 6:13 AM UTC

   #6404
   

   aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
   https://www.banggood.com/4-inch-Gross-Polish-Polishing-Buffer-Pad-Kit-With-Drill-Adapter-p-1000757.html
5. 2019-07-11 at 6:16 AM UTC

   #6405
   

   toz African Astronaut

   Originally posted by frumbob 🐎🦄🐈🐯🐷🦊 baby wipes or NOTHING

   
   After he finishes off on you
   
   
6. 2019-07-11 at 6:18 AM UTC

   #6406
   frumbob 🐎🦄🐈🐯🐷🦊 African Astronaut
   i often hear construction sounds inside my brain and i want to know whats happening in there
7. 2019-07-11 at 6:28 AM UTC

   #6407
   

   Common De-mominator African Astronaut

   Originally posted by frumbob 🐎🦄🐈🐯🐷🦊 i often hear construction sounds inside my brain and i want to know whats happening in there

   
   Lowest bidder contracting.
8. 2019-07-11 at 6:38 AM UTC

   #6408
   

   toz African Astronaut

   Originally posted by frumbob 🐎🦄🐈🐯🐷🦊 i often hear construction sounds inside my brain and i want to know whats happening in there

   
   Do you smell burning rubber and or find yourself vitamin dieficiant.. mainly in C or B12?
9. 2019-07-11 at 12:43 PM UTC

   #6409
   

   GGG victim of incest [my veinlike two-fold aepyornidae]

   Originally posted by Jυicebox I just discovered that I've been wiping my ass wrong for the last 20 years
   
   I'm gonna save so much time and money now

   
   Wait don't stop there bb
   
   Extrapolate
10. 2019-07-11 at 2:55 PM UTC

    #6410
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by Jυicebox I just discovered that I've been wiping my ass wrong for the last 20 years
    
    I'm gonna save so much time and money now

    
    I wipe the right way. Back to front, and for about about 10 minutes.
    
    Front to back is gross. Wiping shit streaks back INTO your crack is disgusting and leaves you with a smelly slimy streak that'll rub along with you all day long.
    
    BACK TO FRONT does not "push it into your junk" unless you have no motor control whatsoever. You pull OUT BEFORE it gets there.
11. 2019-07-11 at 3:10 PM UTC

    #6411
    

    Ghost Black Hole
    just use water you retards
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    • Common De-mominator
12. 2019-07-11 at 3:12 PM UTC

    #6412
    

    Common De-mominator African Astronaut

    Originally posted by Ghost just use water you retards

    
    👍👍👍👍🤙🤙🤙🤙🤙🤙 This post was made by Lota Gang
13. 2019-07-11 at 3:12 PM UTC

    #6413
    

    Common De-mominator African Astronaut
    Yeaaa bidet, sprayhead or lota(watering can) nigga
14. 2019-07-11 at 3:12 PM UTC

    #6414
    

    Common De-mominator African Astronaut
    Altho I still use TP too.
15. 2019-07-11 at 3:14 PM UTC

    #6415
    

    Ghost Black Hole
    they dont use TP on the space station just water and rags
16. 2019-07-11 at 3:16 PM UTC

    #6416
    

    Ghost Black Hole
    
17. 2019-07-11 at 3:20 PM UTC

    #6417
    

    Common De-mominator African Astronaut

    Originally posted by Ghost

    
    3/10, would fuck impregnate and Falcon Punch an abortkid with her
18. 2019-07-11 at 3:22 PM UTC

    #6418
    

    Common De-mominator African Astronaut
    Like you can tell she looks like shit when she's not made up but you don't give a fuck cuz it's 3 am and you have 16 wristband Millers in you
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    • GGG
19. 2019-07-11 at 3:34 PM UTC

    #6419
    

    GGG victim of incest [my veinlike two-fold aepyornidae]
    wristband millers
20. 2019-07-11 at 3:43 PM UTC

    #6420
    

    Common De-mominator African Astronaut
    Anyone who doesn't use water is literally walking around with shitty shit particles clinging to their ass, sprinkling and sweating down into their underwear and thighs creating the rank trail of swamp ass below their waist behind them.
    
    They're completely unaware at the doodie aroma oil slick they're releasing in their wake. Plants physically wilt around them. People's nostrils very mildly flare and they literally subconsciously hate these people for reasons neither of them can usually even articulate to themselves, they just feel baseline revulsion due to the poopie undertones.
    
    They walk around having an unpleasant experience in their everyday because they smell like shit.