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Texas teens lick ice cream and put it back in store freezer

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    Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Dark Matter [my scoffingly uncritical tinning]


    In a video that went viral widely across social media – for all the wrong reasons – a young woman in Texas walked into her local Walmart, opened a container of ice cream, licked it, and then put it back in the freezer.

    But now the sick joke could be on the woman, instead: she faces up to 20 years in prison as a result of her actions, according to KSTP ABC.



    Police have identified and apprehended the sick-licker, but will not name her because she turns out to be a minor. Before they realized she was a teenager, police warned they had planned to arrest her on a charge of second-degree felony tampering, which carries a maximum sentence of 20 years in jail. But. . .

    "Because she is a juvenile offender, her identity is protected under section 58.104 of the Texas Family Code," Lufkin Police Department spokesperson Jessie Pebsworth said.

    "The case will be turned over to the Texas Juvenile Justice Department."

    https://www.zerohedge.com/news/2019-07-06/viral-video-woman-who-licked-ice-cream-and-put-it-back-store-shelf-now-faces-20
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    A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
    pwnd
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    GGG victim of incest [my veinlike two-fold aepyornidae]
    People are so fucking dumb trying to tamper with food. One time I had to stop a co-worker from ghost chilli-ing the customers and I had to wash everything down and change ovens and dishes.

    She was 16 and that would've fucked her so hard. Yet she had the balls to get mad at me for it.
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    Possible 20yrs for licking ice cream, only in Tejas.
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  5. #5
    Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    20 years seems about fair.
  6. #6
    Siouxsie_Q African Astronaut
    Chain reaction? He did show them his receipt and bought the stuff.

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    Technologist victim of incest
    Brings a whole new meaning to taste test.

    I can see why the authorities don’t play around with this shit. What if she has Hep C, HIV, or any other communicable disease. After the Tylenol scare in the 70s, homie don’t play.
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    Common De-mominator African Astronaut
    Damn, Bluebell makes some good ass ice cream
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    Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Dark Matter [my scoffingly uncritical tinning]
    Originally posted by Technologist Brings a whole new meaning to taste test.

    I can see why the authorities don’t play around with this shit. What if she has Hep C, HIV, or any other communicable disease. After the Tylenol scare in the 70s, homie don’t play.

    They keep this quiet in order to prevent copycats, but there was at least one case of someone poisoning random grocery foods in order to ransom the supermarket company.

    It's a very hard crime to protect against, and you can imagine the panic that would be caused. That's why products generally have such good seals.
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    Technologist victim of incest
    Soi, that all started in the 70s, with the Tylenol scare:


    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chicago_Tylenol_murders


    Guess it was 1982.

    People were putting poisons in Tylenol. After that, the safety seal came about.
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    Technologist victim of incest
    After you get through the plastic coating, then you have to break the safety seal, oh wait, but that’s not enough, there’s that seal over the mouth of the container that takes your teeth to get off.


    Yay, I’m safe X 3
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    Common De-mominator African Astronaut
    Reminds me of this old case

    https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Glico_Morinaga_case

    https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Monster_with_21_Faces
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    Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Dark Matter [my scoffingly uncritical tinning]
    Originally posted by Common De-mominator Reminds me of this old case

    https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Glico_Morinaga_case

    https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Monster_with_21_Faces

    On June 26, the Monster with 21 Faces issued a message proclaiming its forgiveness of Glico, and subsequent harassment of the company ceased.

    Lol, easy money.

    They always keep it quiet when they pay ransoms.
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    stl1 Cum Lickin' Fagit
    Originally posted by Technologist Soi, that all started in the 70s, with the Tylenol scare:


    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chicago_Tylenol_murders


    Guess it was 1982.

    People were putting poisons in Tylenol. After that, the safety seal came about.



    And I've been bitching about product packaging ever since. Drives me crazy with the fight to get things opened and the resulting excess trash.
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    HTS highlight reel
    America's justice system is fucking gnarly. Lick ice cream like a retard because you're a teenage moron, and face a charge that carries a potential 20 year sentence. Not that she'll get anywhere near 20 years, but still. I mean sure it's gross and potentially dangerous, but there are people who do less time for actual murder in other countries.
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    Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Dark Matter [my scoffingly uncritical tinning]
    Originally posted by HTS America's justice system is fucking gnarly. Lick ice cream like a retard because you're a teenage moron, and face a charge that carries a potential 20 year sentence. Not that she'll get anywhere near 20 years, but still. I mean sure it's gross and potentially dangerous, but there are people who do less time for actual murder in other countries.

    Yeah, some of those hard sentences you get the impression that the crime is just an excuse to ruin someone's life just cos
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    It's purposely a very hard sentence not necessarily intended to punish the individual person who tampers with the product, but to deter people from doing so in the first place. Who's going to do that now, knowing that you can and very possibly will go to prison for it?

    I'm surprised that ice cream didn't have a plastic seal on it already. Kind of careless for a company that wants to charge a 16 year old for licking ice cream.

    But yes, it is of course very serious to keep the intergrity of consumer products high, and with confidences that people are not going to get herpasyphallitus from other people being retarded.

    I'm also surprised that the media reported people on twitter being like OMGGF, WHO DOES THAT!?!??!?!?
    like, I'm sure she's only like the 80 millionth person to ever do this in the U.S.
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    Also, WHY THE FUCK DID ARIANA GRANDE NOT GET CHARGED FOR SUCKIN' ON A DONUT AND PUTTING IT BACK
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    i hate americans
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    Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Dark Matter [my scoffingly uncritical tinning]
    Can we all agree that teenagers belong in prison?
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