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What's the first thing you stole?
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2019-04-19 at 9:45 PM UTC
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2019-04-19 at 9:46 PM UTCGod damnit i turned my avatard iff
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2019-05-06 at 3:54 PM UTCA bong
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2019-07-08 at 3:14 AM UTCProbably either baseball cards or candy at about 10 years old, the good old days.....
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2019-07-08 at 3:17 AM UTCFrom a store? A bottle of soda on a summer field trip because I was dehydrated af and everyone else's parents gave them money and they got to buy drinks but mine didn't and I needed one like a mofo.
Before that though I stole some toys out of people's coat pockets in the cubbies/lockers in Kindergarten and I used to steal my dad's spare change to buy Pokemon cards. lol -
2019-07-08 at 3:38 AM UTCSpecial needles they use in electrical sewing machines. WHY!? Well, me and my buddy were making a dart gun and we used the needles and a piece of cardboard as darts. Blew them out of PVC pipes. One time, one of the darts went straight through my friend's thumb. It barely missed the nail. It was in one side and stuck halfway through to the other side. True story.
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2019-07-08 at 3:43 AM UTC
Originally posted by HTS From a store? A bottle of soda on a summer field trip because I was dehydrated af and everyone else's parents gave them money and they got to buy drinks but mine didn't and I needed one like a mofo.
Before that though I stole some toys out of people's coat pockets in the cubbies/lockers in Kindergarten and I used to steal my dad's spare change to buy Pokemon cards. lol
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2019-07-08 at 3:48 AM UTC
Originally posted by Sophie Special needles they use in electrical sewing machines. WHY!? Well, me and my buddy were making a dart gun and we used the needles and a piece of cardboard as darts. Blew them out of PVC pipes. One time, one of the darts went straight through my friend's thumb. It barely missed the nail. It was in one side and stuck halfway through to the other side. True story.
I was nervous, but when i got away with it i felt like i had just gotten away with robbing a bank. It felt good, and that day i learned that crime pays.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2019-07-08 at 3:50 AM UTC
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2019-07-08 at 3:53 AM UTC
Originally posted by GGG Thats how I felt when I stole a chicken sandwich from my highschool cafeteria
The only time i ever managed to recapture that feel was when a dude at the ATM forgot to pull his stack of cash out and i just casually put it in my wallet and walked the other way. It was a couple hundo. -
2019-07-08 at 3:55 AM UTCHow the fuck do you forget to grab your cash at the machine whose sole purpose is to give you cash?
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2019-07-08 at 3:57 AM UTC
Originally posted by mmQ How the fuck do you forget to grab your cash at the machine whose sole purpose is to give you cash?
Well the issue is that it was a shitty ATM at the convenience store. And it usually didn't handle transactions of that amount. Everyone always goes to grab a twenty or something there, this guy withdrew like 400 bucks, so the machine was tripping. He figurd it was malfunctioning and walked away. So then it was my turn and then his 4 hundo was mine. -
2019-07-08 at 4:51 AM UTC
Originally posted by Sophie The only time i ever managed to recapture that feel was when a dude at the ATM forgot to pull his stack of cash out and i just casually put it in my wallet and walked the other way. It was a couple hundo.
Damn thats some luck. Makes me paranoid though. The ATM at my bank only works like 50% of the time for some reason. I've walked away after it froze before, but I was able to go to the teller so nbd. -
2019-07-08 at 4:53 AM UTC
Originally posted by GGG Damn thats some luck. Makes me paranoid though. The ATM at my bank only works like 50% of the time for some reason. I've walked away after it froze before, but I was able to go to the teller so nbd.
I got a theory about luck, and finding money. And i figure, statistically you lose and find money in equal amounts, however the amount and order in which you find or lose money varies. Case in point, i never find anything. Never really get lucky, except for one or two times in my entire life, but when i do get lucky i get very lucky. -
2019-07-08 at 9:09 AM UTC
Originally posted by Sophie I got a theory about luck, and finding money. And i figure, statistically you lose and find money in equal amounts, however the amount and order in which you find or lose money varies. Case in point, i never find anything. Never really get lucky, except for one or two times in my entire life, but when i do get lucky i get very lucky.
Same here. But it works the other way too. Nothing bad happens to me most of the time, but when it does, it's REALLY bad -
2019-07-08 at 11:23 AM UTCi don't even remember first time. i remember when i was about 11/12 and was round a neighbor friends house and sneaked in his sisters room. she had a big box of jedielry and it was a trend at school to wear gold chains, so i took one. the next morning her parents turned up at my house before i'd even woke up and i had both her parents and my mum in my room screaming at me and they found the chain under my bed. i always got the most dirty judging looks from that family after that. there must have been 30 fucking chains in that box so i've no idea how the fuck they noticed it gone so quick.
