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What's the first thing you stole?

  1. #41
    Originally posted by tee hee hee 😆

    What was the first thing you stole kidiot
  2. #42
    God damnit i turned my avatard iff
  3. #43
    Thotgirl African Astronaut
    A bong
  4. #44
    trippymindfuk African Astronaut
    Probably either baseball cards or candy at about 10 years old, the good old days.....
  5. #45
    HTS highlight reel
    From a store? A bottle of soda on a summer field trip because I was dehydrated af and everyone else's parents gave them money and they got to buy drinks but mine didn't and I needed one like a mofo.

    Before that though I stole some toys out of people's coat pockets in the cubbies/lockers in Kindergarten and I used to steal my dad's spare change to buy Pokemon cards. lol
  6. #46
    Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Special needles they use in electrical sewing machines. WHY!? Well, me and my buddy were making a dart gun and we used the needles and a piece of cardboard as darts. Blew them out of PVC pipes. One time, one of the darts went straight through my friend's thumb. It barely missed the nail. It was in one side and stuck halfway through to the other side. True story.
  7. #47
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by HTS From a store? A bottle of soda on a summer field trip because I was dehydrated af and everyone else's parents gave them money and they got to buy drinks but mine didn't and I needed one like a mofo.

    Before that though I stole some toys out of people's coat pockets in the cubbies/lockers in Kindergarten and I used to steal my dad's spare change to buy Pokemon cards. lol

    Read post #37.
  8. #48
    GGG victim of incest [my veinlike two-fold aepyornidae]
    Originally posted by mashlehash Miniature MnMs underneath my shirt as I was walking out at the age of 4.

    Literally the exact same thing. I didn't know I had to pay for them.
  9. #49
    GGG victim of incest [my veinlike two-fold aepyornidae]
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  10. #50
    HTS highlight reel
    Originally posted by mmQ Read post #37.

    FUCK ME! I went a bit more in depth this time though. How embarassing. ugh.
  11. #51
    GGG victim of incest [my veinlike two-fold aepyornidae]
    Originally posted by HTS FUCK ME!

    Deal.
  12. #52
    Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Originally posted by Sophie Special needles they use in electrical sewing machines. WHY!? Well, me and my buddy were making a dart gun and we used the needles and a piece of cardboard as darts. Blew them out of PVC pipes. One time, one of the darts went straight through my friend's thumb. It barely missed the nail. It was in one side and stuck halfway through to the other side. True story.

    I was nervous, but when i got away with it i felt like i had just gotten away with robbing a bank. It felt good, and that day i learned that crime pays.
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  13. #53
    GGG victim of incest [my veinlike two-fold aepyornidae]
    Originally posted by Sophie I was nervous, but when i got away with it i felt like i had just gotten away with robbing a bank. It felt good, and that day i learned that crime pays.

    Thats how I felt when I stole a chicken sandwich from my highschool cafeteria
  14. #54
    Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Originally posted by GGG Thats how I felt when I stole a chicken sandwich from my highschool cafeteria

    The only time i ever managed to recapture that feel was when a dude at the ATM forgot to pull his stack of cash out and i just casually put it in my wallet and walked the other way. It was a couple hundo.
  15. #55
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    How the fuck do you forget to grab your cash at the machine whose sole purpose is to give you cash?
  16. #56
    Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Originally posted by mmQ How the fuck do you forget to grab your cash at the machine whose sole purpose is to give you cash?

    Well the issue is that it was a shitty ATM at the convenience store. And it usually didn't handle transactions of that amount. Everyone always goes to grab a twenty or something there, this guy withdrew like 400 bucks, so the machine was tripping. He figurd it was malfunctioning and walked away. So then it was my turn and then his 4 hundo was mine.
  17. #57
    GGG victim of incest [my veinlike two-fold aepyornidae]
    Originally posted by Sophie The only time i ever managed to recapture that feel was when a dude at the ATM forgot to pull his stack of cash out and i just casually put it in my wallet and walked the other way. It was a couple hundo.

    Damn thats some luck. Makes me paranoid though. The ATM at my bank only works like 50% of the time for some reason. I've walked away after it froze before, but I was able to go to the teller so nbd.
  18. #58
    Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Originally posted by GGG Damn thats some luck. Makes me paranoid though. The ATM at my bank only works like 50% of the time for some reason. I've walked away after it froze before, but I was able to go to the teller so nbd.

    I got a theory about luck, and finding money. And i figure, statistically you lose and find money in equal amounts, however the amount and order in which you find or lose money varies. Case in point, i never find anything. Never really get lucky, except for one or two times in my entire life, but when i do get lucky i get very lucky.
  19. #59
    Originally posted by Sophie I got a theory about luck, and finding money. And i figure, statistically you lose and find money in equal amounts, however the amount and order in which you find or lose money varies. Case in point, i never find anything. Never really get lucky, except for one or two times in my entire life, but when i do get lucky i get very lucky.

    Same here. But it works the other way too. Nothing bad happens to me most of the time, but when it does, it's REALLY bad
  20. #60
    NARCassist gollums fat coach
    i don't even remember first time. i remember when i was about 11/12 and was round a neighbor friends house and sneaked in his sisters room. she had a big box of jedielry and it was a trend at school to wear gold chains, so i took one. the next morning her parents turned up at my house before i'd even woke up and i had both her parents and my mum in my room screaming at me and they found the chain under my bed. i always got the most dirty judging looks from that family after that. there must have been 30 fucking chains in that box so i've no idea how the fuck they noticed it gone so quick.
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