How to get rid of a fat ugly girl I don't want to date

2019-07-05 at 5:50 PM UTC

#41

GGG victim of incest [my veinlike two-fold aepyornidae]

Originally posted by CandyRein It’s cute everyone purposely avoiding the obvious answer

Tell her you’re gay.. and that you like to suck dicks

Why do you guys think she doesn't know? She thinks its hot.

2019-07-05 at 6:36 PM UTC

#42

stl1 Cum Lickin' Fagit

Originally posted by DontTellEm Lol. Kinda sure this woman sees u as a gay friend.

Poke her in the rear to make sure she doesn't get knocked up and then you having to deal with her the rest of your life.

2019-07-05 at 6:37 PM UTC

#43

CandyRein Black Hole

Then she thinks you’re bisexual
Tell her you like to suck dick, exclusively ..

2019-07-05 at 6:39 PM UTC

#44

stl1 Cum Lickin' Fagit

Originally posted by Technologist Tell her it makes you feel uncomfortable when she does that. She can not deny your feelings.

Wait a second!

She is a woman and, of course, by definition, lives in an alternate reality.

2019-07-05 at 6:42 PM UTC

#45

GGG victim of incest [my veinlike two-fold aepyornidae]

Originally posted by CandyRein Then she thinks you’re bisexual
Tell her you like to suck dick, exclusively ..

I am bisexual. What part of me having sex with hydro and her husband did you miss?

You'll cowards don't know what its like to experience the duality of penetration

2019-07-05 at 6:46 PM UTC

#46

stl1 Cum Lickin' Fagit

Fuck her in the butt and give her your AIDS. That automatically will slim her down.

2019-07-05 at 7:46 PM UTC

#47

tee hee hee Naturally Camouflaged [slangily complete this slumberer]

Sleep with her then become super clingy.

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GGG

2019-07-05 at 7:48 PM UTC

#48

Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Dark Matter [my scoffingly uncritical tinning]

§m£ÂgØL you're actually so funny sometimes.

2019-07-05 at 10:08 PM UTC

#49

NARCassist gollums fat coach

Originally posted by HTS Like… Filipinos are the Mexicans of Asia so that was my first impression too, but §m£ÂgØL is a pretty handsome dude so he could probably do better than a 200lb one.

yeah i suppose, he'd be better with a 4 or 500lb chick so that next to her he wouldn't look so fat.

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2019-07-05 at 10:13 PM UTC

#50

NARCassist gollums fat coach

Originally posted by stl1 Poke her in the rear to make sure she doesn't get knocked up and then you having to deal with her the rest of your life.

and save us all from another §m£ÂgØL hitchhiked book

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2019-07-05 at 10:33 PM UTC

#51

GGG victim of incest [my veinlike two-fold aepyornidae]

Originally posted by NARCassist yeah i suppose, he'd be better with a 4 or 500lb chick so that next to her he wouldn't look so fat.

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Well I was pretty close to that with hydro.

One day。。。

2019-07-06 at 9:42 PM UTC

#52

NARCassist gollums fat coach

how did you split up with hydro then? i bet you just disappeared, slipped out to go to the store and never came back. didn't even take your stuff so as to not get caught out and have to face her about it.

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2019-07-06 at 11:03 PM UTC

#53

The Self Taught Man Black Hole

Originally posted by OG_GREENPLASTIC_JOHNSON_III lol i actually do act like i do here irl

#metoo

Only thing I don't talk about IRL is the mental issues

2019-07-07 at 10:47 AM UTC

#54

WellHung Black Hole

likewise. But I also let anyone know who's interested that I'm also bat-shit crazy. I'm at the point in my life where if I'm feeling like crap and I walk into a store and someone asks how are you I'm I just say horrible. Or I wish I was dead. These days I walk up to random women and tell them how good their tits look... I ask them if they just want to go have sex. I just don't give a fuck anymore and I like the shock value of messing with people

2019-07-07 at 10:49 AM UTC

#55

WellHung Black Hole

Originally posted by NARCassist how did you split up with hydro then? i bet you just disappeared, slipped out to go to the store and never came back. didn't even take your stuff so as to not get caught out and have to face her about it.

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You sure are Jelly of §m£ÂgØL. Sorry that Hydro picked §m£ÂgØL over you, bud. dont you think it's time you get over it?

2019-07-07 at 11:46 AM UTC

#56

NARCassist gollums fat coach

Originally posted by WellHung You sure are Jelly of §m£ÂgØL. Sorry that Hydro picked §m£ÂgØL over you, bud. dont you think it's time you get over it?

i know its just so unfair, i hate it i hate it i hate it

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2019-07-07 at 11:56 AM UTC

#57

GGG victim of incest [my veinlike two-fold aepyornidae]

Originally posted by NARCassist how did you split up with hydro then? i bet you just disappeared, slipped out to go to the store and never came back. didn't even take your stuff so as to not get caught out and have to face her about it.

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I don't even remember to be honest. I ended up cutting ties while she still sent me birthday presents and blood signed letters and whatnot.

2019-07-07 at 11:57 AM UTC

#58

GGG victim of incest [my veinlike two-fold aepyornidae]

Originally posted by WellHung likewise. But I also let anyone know who's interested that I'm also bat-shit crazy. I'm at the point in my life where if I'm feeling like crap and I walk into a store and someone asks how are you I'm I just say horrible. Or I wish I was dead. These days I walk up to random women and tell them how good their tits look… I ask them if they just want to go have sex. I just don't give a fuck anymore and I like the shock value of messing with people

Fucking lol what

2019-07-07 at 1:06 PM UTC

#59

GGG victim of incest [my veinlike two-fold aepyornidae]

Anyway i got rid of her by ignoring her

2019-07-07 at 1:06 PM UTC

#60

GGG victim of incest [my veinlike two-fold aepyornidae]

I hope

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