2019-07-05 at 4:23 AM UTC
GGG
victim of incest
[my veinlike two-fold aepyornidae]
Holy shit it has been months. Like half a year since i even worked with this bitch. She's like 200lbs and from the Phillipines and annoying as hell.
But I'm nice and she's genuinely funny despite being annoying. Somehow she developed a crush on me which I NEVER reciprocated. She would touch my biceps and compliment me. Really fucking obvious stuff. One time she literally told me she was trying to find anyone on tinder because she was so horny (though she never met with anyone from there afaik)
No way this bitch can't get laid by someone else. Any girl can. So why does she have to pick me. I have never even hung out with her outside work specifically to avoid this. If gender roles were reversed everyone would think she's a creep and stalker. Even when I was actually in a relationship she did not stop.
Seriously tho imagine if I were the one touching her arm and talking about how horny I was? That shit is weird. God lmao when i became manager she even signed up for my (brand new) department.
I was maybe considering actually fucking her just because, but writing this down has solidified my opinion that she is to be avoided. She's also kind of crazy and judging from past stories she's told me I know it would happen again. Plus I just don't wanna fuck someone I don't intend on dating.
I want to ghost her but i also don't want to be a dick.
2019-07-05 at 4:31 AM UTC
GGG
victim of incest
[my veinlike two-fold aepyornidae]
Jesus of course she responds immediately.
2019-07-05 at 4:59 AM UTC
When she was grabbing ur bicep & talking sexual & u didn't respond accordingly, she most likely knew ur not interested. Don't play urself, u said she was funny, so she is most likely intelligent. So play ur role, I like to be interested, but distant.
Also, stop being such a faggot troll bud.
invite her for vodka, tell her you don't want a relationship, and tell her to suck your dick
pussy is pussy, take her to a standup show if ur a standup gont
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2019-07-05 at 5:18 AM UTC
GGG
victim of incest
[my veinlike two-fold aepyornidae]
OH MY FUCKING GOD "is it bad that i have been trying to remember your name but keep forgetting" 3min later "please dont be mad"
2019-07-05 at 5:20 AM UTC
GGG
victim of incest
[my veinlike two-fold aepyornidae]
Maybe I can convince her to meet me at a gloryhole
2019-07-05 at 5:23 AM UTC
aldra
JIDF Controlled Opposition
ask Bill Krozby for a favour
2019-07-05 at 5:37 AM UTC
GGG
victim of incest
[my veinlike two-fold aepyornidae]
I just told this woman that I love explosives and that she should call me gorilla king.
2019-07-05 at 5:39 AM UTC
Lol. Kinda sure this woman sees u as a gay friend.
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2019-07-05 at 9:41 AM UTC
Tell her that you're homosexual. Tell her you're into men. Most likely she'll leave you alone.
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2019-07-05 at 10:21 AM UTC
also thread is useless without pics of §m£ÂgØLs biceps. i want girls to touch my biceps. it's like the weakest muscle in my body though
2019-07-05 at 10:25 AM UTC
Tell her it makes you feel uncomfortable when she does that. She can not deny your feelings.
2019-07-05 at 10:34 AM UTC
tell her she could have biceps like yours if she does 1000 CURLS A DAY then try to sell her some workout machine for like $200 every time she hits u up
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