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How to get rid of a fat ugly girl I don't want to date

  1. 2019-07-07 at 1:19 PM UTC
    #61
    NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by GGG I don't even remember to be honest. I ended up cutting ties while she still sent me birthday presents and blood signed letters and whatnot.

    well you must have mentioned it in the book, look it up, what did you say in there?


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  2. 2019-07-07 at 2:02 PM UTC
    #62
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    "You're making me uncomfortable." ("Let's keep it professional")
  3. 2019-07-07 at 3:10 PM UTC
    #63
    GGG victim of incest [my veinlike two-fold aepyornidae]
    Originally posted by NARCassist well you must have mentioned it in the book, look it up, what did you say in there?


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    Pretty much the last few days I pretended to like hydro and would have empty sex with her when she wanted, but I was just buying days till my bus. At the bus station she groped me in front of everyone even when I was telling her to stop. I was trying to be discrete to not make a scene but anyone with half a brain knows not to keep going when someone pulls back and says 'stop, cmon'. She did this in a Walmart a different day too. Most people just looked on with amusement or Christianly disapproval. Switch the genders and she would have been beat the fuck out of for trying to do that shit in public.

    Got on the bus, sit down, mild euphoria and feelings of freedom. Proceeded to ignore hydro for the next few months. She sends letters and gifts. I don't think there was ever a precise break. She knew it was over by the end of it. I know because she was asking me if she'd ever see me again and I lied my ass off because telling the truth about that shit with hydro ALWAYS turned explosive and violent. She's very controlling and if things aren't exactly her way, she loses her shit. Even me telling her i bought a bus ticket started a fight. One of those fights led to her taking her kid to the car with a gun so she could kill herself and be with her son while she did it. I tried to stop her from taking the kid and she threatened to kill me.

    She fired the gun into nothing and ran towards the house screaming she didnt do it, leaving her wailing 1yr old alone in the car at like 3am.

    So yeah. That's about how the end of our relationship went.
  4. 2019-07-07 at 3:12 PM UTC
    #64
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by NARCassist how did you split up with hydro then? i bet you just disappeared, slipped out to go to the store and never came back. didn't even take your stuff so as to not get caught out and have to face her about it.


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    You should hook up with hydro. You both want it .
  5. 2019-07-07 at 3:29 PM UTC
    #65
    NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by mmQ You should hook up with hydro. You both want it .

    too old


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  6. 2019-07-07 at 3:30 PM UTC
    #66
    GGG victim of incest [my veinlike two-fold aepyornidae]
    Originally posted by NARCassist too old


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    I guarantee you she's been with older
  7. 2019-07-07 at 3:30 PM UTC
    #67
    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    I wonder if hydro's leg stinks
  8. 2019-07-07 at 4:39 PM UTC
    #68
    Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Dark Matter [my scoffingly uncritical tinning]
    Originally posted by GGG I guarantee you she's been with older

    Maybe Narc is saying she's too old.

    He likes to bang 19 year old chav girls.
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  9. 2019-07-07 at 4:49 PM UTC
    #69
    NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Maybe Narc is saying she's too old.

    He likes to bang 19 year old chav girls.

    he knew that, that's just §m£ÂgØLs attempt at humor. give him a break tho, he's really fat so he doesn't know any better.


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  10. 2019-07-07 at 4:54 PM UTC
    #70
    GGG victim of incest [my veinlike two-fold aepyornidae]
    Originally posted by Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Maybe Narc is saying she's too old.

    He likes to bang 19 year old chav girls.

    So, teenagers. He's a 40-something year old scummy heroin addict who likes to fuck scummy teenagers..

    Wow we have some shitty people on this site.
  11. 2019-07-07 at 5:12 PM UTC
    #71
    NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by GGG So, teenagers. He's a 40-something year old scummy heroin addict who likes to fuck scummy teenagers..

    Wow we have some shitty people on this site.

    lol, you only just figured that out?


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  12. 2019-07-07 at 5:43 PM UTC
    #72
    vindicktive vinny Black Hole
    Originally posted by NARCassist lol, you only just figured that out?


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    whats your tollerance these days.

    14 ?

    13 ?
  13. 2019-07-07 at 7:03 PM UTC
    #73
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny whats your tollerance these days.

    14 ?

    13 ?

    Good question.

    Yeah, that's about right. I have a big cookiebox labeled "13-14 only" that somebody else hand(pick)ed to me for my birthday, and I love all of them, but most of them look to be about 15 or so, but maybe my eyes had just gotten rusty from not viewing those contents for awhile. I know they make them better now than they used to, and they look about perfect to me. Which means I could very easily go a shade or two younger if they are truly what they are marked as.

    What's yours?
  14. 2019-07-07 at 7:44 PM UTC
    #74
    GGG victim of incest [my veinlike two-fold aepyornidae]
    Originally posted by DietPiano Good question.

    Yeah, that's about right. I have a big cookiebox labeled "13-14 only" that somebody else hand(pick)ed to me for my birthday, and I love all of them, but most of them look to be about 15 or so, but maybe my eyes had just gotten rusty from not viewing those contents for awhile. I know they make them better now than they used to, and they look about perfect to me. Which means I could very easily go a shade or two younger if they are truly what they are marked as.

    What's yours?

    Fake and gay
  15. 2019-07-07 at 7:51 PM UTC
    #75
    apric0t Houston
    If you're so nice and such a good guy you'd just tell her exactly what you've told all of us so she can stop holding on to hope.

    "I"m not attracted to you, you're 200lbs and despite being pretty funny you genuinly annoy the fuck out of me, a lot."

    grow a fucking sack and stop hiding behind "im niiiiiiiiice"..you're a bitch.
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  16. 2019-07-07 at 7:51 PM UTC
    #76
    billfred Yung Blood
    Originally posted by GGG Jesus of course she responds immediately.

    You already said it. Become a supreme religious fanatic.
  17. 2019-07-07 at 7:53 PM UTC
    #77
    billfred Yung Blood
    Originally posted by apric0t If you're so nice and such a good guy you'd just tell her exactly what you've told all of us so she can stop holding on to hope.

    "I"m not attracted to you, you're 200lbs and despite being pretty funny you genuinly annoy the fuck out of me, a lot."

    grow a fucking sack and stop hiding behind "im niiiiiiiiice"..you're a bitch.

    this man speaks truth.

    grow a sack. tell her you're not interested.
  18. 2019-07-07 at 7:53 PM UTC
    #78
    billfred Yung Blood
    limp wristed MOON PERSONS.

    HOW DO I __________
  19. 2019-07-07 at 7:54 PM UTC
    #79
    billfred Yung Blood
    OH "M1LL1N3ALS" IS "MOON PERSONS" FUCKING RICH. GUESS LANNY DIDNT LIKE BEING CALLED THAT
  20. 2019-07-07 at 9:28 PM UTC
    #80
    Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Dark Matter [my scoffingly uncritical tinning]
    How old is Hydro anyway? She must be in her 30s at least.
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