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  1. Common De-mominator African Astronaut
    Jnigger
  2. GGG victim of incest [my veinlike two-fold aepyornidae]
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  3. Ghost Black Hole
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  4. " When you're in a psychotic state of mind, you tend to just be able to make things happen. Get people to follow you places for no reason, get free stuff, get away with whatever, it's actually really cool when I think about it. I tried to steal a UPS truck while the driver was still in it, nothing happened. Held a woman hostage in a bank, nothing happened. Stole money out of a tip jar, nothing happened. Tried to steal a bunch of cars from a car dealership, nothing happened. I got away with so much shit, and I just don't understand how."

    "Salvia, for me was a reboot button. Literally rebooting my mind. I did not know what a shape was, what green was, anything, it is like the brain has to reinstall all of the physics and nature apps that it runs to assemble the projection of reality."
  5. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by GGG Weed is illegal in the UK - "lol but u can smoek anywher"

    very astute, narc.

    you know america wasn't the first place to legalize weed you know. it was decriminalized and personal possession was legalized here in the UK about 15 years or so ago, and then they rebanned it again. america could just as easy uturn on it with a future govt who decides they could make use of portraying it as a monster to the public again.


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  6. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by frumbob 🐎🦄🐈🐯🐷🦊 " When you're in a psychotic state of mind, you tend to just be able to make things happen. Get people to follow you places for no reason, get free stuff, get away with whatever, it's actually really cool when I think about it. I tried to steal a UPS truck while the driver was still in it, nothing happened. Held a woman hostage in a bank, nothing happened. Stole money out of a tip jar, nothing happened. Tried to steal a bunch of cars from a car dealership, nothing happened. I got away with so much shit, and I just don't understand how."

    "Salvia, for me was a reboot button. Literally rebooting my mind. I did not know what a shape was, what green was, anything, it is like the brain has to reinstall all of the physics and nature apps that it runs to assemble the projection of reality."

    so 'tried' meaning you failed to then?


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  7. Originally posted by frumbob 🐎🦄🐈🐯🐷🦊 " When you're in a psychotic state of mind, you tend to just be able to make things happen. Get people to follow you places for no reason, get free stuff, get away with whatever, it's actually really cool when I think about it. I tried to steal a UPS truck while the driver was still in it, nothing happened. Held a woman hostage in a bank, nothing happened. Stole money out of a tip jar, nothing happened. Tried to steal a bunch of cars from a car dealership, nothing happened. I got away with so much shit, and I just don't understand how."

    "Salvia, for me was a reboot button. Literally rebooting my mind. I did not know what a shape was, what green was, anything, it is like the brain has to reinstall all of the physics and nature apps that it runs to assemble the projection of reality."



    You should re-upload your spice vid, Jеwtube took it down
  8. Originally posted by GGG You get arrested for the possession, not the overdose. It's not illegal to overdose whatsoever lmao.

    If consumption was illegal you could be arrested for a dirty drop, like they do in China and other countries. They'll just go to bars and drug test foreigners/minorities and if you pop you get deported or gulag'd even without having any drugs on you.

    i crossed into vietnam with some benzos on me. i was on a bus where i was the only white dude, some cambodian guy booked it for me. i'm pretty sure you can get life in prison/a death sentence if you get caught bringing drugs in and they really wanted to search the shit out of my bag because i was the only white guy and the bus driver kept yelling at me to get all my bags. anyways i wasn't nervous at all because of the benzos i took but while they were searching my bag i was just thinking like fuck, idk what's about to happen if they find it
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  9. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Jυicebox You should re-upload your spice vid, Jеwtube took it down

    You should brush your teeth. Do you have any left?
  10. Technologist victim of incest
    Lemme see your teeth Mq!
  11. Vape doesnt give me any kind of feeling other than full body numbness after waking up. Like, not any stimulation really. It seems like it use to, at least to the level of caffeine. It seems like since taking tramadol things just make everything feel more numb but not really more or less anything else. Dunno, maybe it never did but probably not at all. Or maybe that's what wicked toleramce does.
  12. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Technologist Lemme see your teeth Mq!

    I posted a gif of myself in the psychopath thread recently. My teeth showed.
  13. when u get two days sober
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  14. Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    What do Mexicans even mean when they talk about "chapulinas". §m£ÂgØL you're up.

    Also, if the ancient Norse sagas have taught me anything it's not to participate in a mock sacrifice to Odin, not even when a reed is substituted for a spear. In fact, especially not in that case.
  15. GGG victim of incest [my veinlike two-fold aepyornidae]
    Originally posted by OG_GREENPLASTIC_JOHNSON_III i crossed into vietnam with some benzos on me. i was on a bus where i was the only white dude, some cambodian guy booked it for me. i'm pretty sure you can get life in prison/a death sentence if you get caught bringing drugs in and they really wanted to search the shit out of my bag because i was the only white guy and the bus driver kept yelling at me to get all my bags. anyways i wasn't nervous at all because of the benzos i took but while they were searching my bag i was just thinking like fuck, idk what's about to happen if they find it

    That is terrifying. I'm not brave enough to fuck with drugs in Asia. Imagine being a foreigner in their prisons.
  16. GGG victim of incest [my veinlike two-fold aepyornidae]
    Originally posted by Sophie What do Mexicans even mean when they talk about "chapulinas". §m£ÂgØL you're up.

    Also, if the ancient Norse sagas have taught me anything it's not to participate in a mock sacrifice to Odin, not even when a reed is substituted for a spear. In fact, especially not in that case.

    Lol wut. I don't eat those.
  17. Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Originally posted by GGG That is terrifying. I'm not brave enough to fuck with drugs in Asia. Imagine being a foreigner in their prisons.

    Line some pockets and make friends to power up your guanxi beforehand.
  18. Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Originally posted by GGG Lol wut. I don't eat those.

    I know it's used as slang. Don't lie to me.
  19. GGG victim of incest [my veinlike two-fold aepyornidae]
    Originally posted by Sophie I know it's used as slang. Don't lie to me.

    I've never heard anyone use it like this but apparently it can also mean traitor. Like a grasshopper hopping to the other side.
  20. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by GGG That is terrifying. I'm not brave enough to fuck with drugs in Asia. Imagine being a foreigner in their prisons.

    my god you're such a faggot


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