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  1. And my fucking electric razor has stopped working

    Fucking lovely
  2. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by Jυicebox And my fucking electric razor has stopped working

    Fucking lovely

    was you half way through shaving?


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  3. Originally posted by NARCassist was you half way through shaving?


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    Yes, actually

    I filled my sink up, turned my razor on, and threw it in

    Will post the results
  4. It's making weird noises but nothing noteworthy yet otherwise
  5. Just removed the battery cover
  6. It's rumble tone has noticeably decreased
  7. Just bought two of these emblems



    I'm gonna stick one on my civic and see what reactions I get
  8. What kind of civic us it? Here's the one I just got after wrecking my 2012


  9. 2019 civic lx
  10. GGG victim of incest [my veinlike two-fold aepyornidae]
    License plate number and house number on right clearly visible
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  11. Originally posted by Jυicebox Yes, actually

    I filled my sink up, turned my razor on, and threw it in

    Will post the results



    Originally posted by Jυicebox It's making weird noises but nothing noteworthy yet otherwise



    Originally posted by Jυicebox It's making weird noises but nothing noteworthy yet otherwise



    Originally posted by Jυicebox Just removed the battery cover



    Originally posted by Jυicebox It's rumble tone has noticeably decreased

    This experiment has been temporarily paused because I'm too tired, will continue tomorrow after work
  12. Octavian motherfucker
    Originally posted by Jυicebox Lol, the only co-worker I talk to on a regular basis and one of only three irl that I consider "friends" just pulled me aside and said "you need to quit acting like a jackass. Five people, including the supervisor, have just asked me what the hell was wrong with you. They think you're drunk"

    I was like "I'm acting like a jackass ? I'm not doing anything different, just really really sick. And who cares, they can give me a drug/alcohol test if they don't believe me"

    He didn't believe me, said that the truth didn't matter, only how they perceived it, and then spent 15 minutes telling me how all of my medical/mental problems were my own fault, and if I'd quit acting like a jackass they'd go away

    Was gonna leave him my guns, other than the AUG and the glock 43s, and the motorcycle when I inevitably kms, but not now :icon14:

    Was you high, feeling anxious?

    I suffered with anxiety and depression it made feel retarded or that's what I thought others were thinking. Over analyzing shit in my head. Not a good feel.
  13. >mfw I'm the reason US gun laws don't work



    Oh well, at least I'm benefiting from it I guess

    And I'm honestly not a danger to anyone but myself
  14. Originally posted by Octavian Was you high, feeling anxious?

    I suffered with anxiety and depression it made feel retarded or that's what I thought others were thinking. Over analyzing shit in my head. Not a good feel.

    I wasn't high, just a bit hungover
  15. Octavian motherfucker
    Was Padme noncing Anakin Skywalker? She looks like 18 in episode 1.
  16. Ghost Black Hole
    18? Wtf that's disgusting. Who could ever find an 18 year old attractive? That's seriously fucked up they aren't even mature and their bodies are still growing.

    Anyone thats sexually attracted to anyone under the age of 30 should be castrated. Fucking degenerates

    Fertile women are basically children
  17. Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Dark Matter [my scoffingly uncritical tinning]
    In 'The Phantom Menace' (set in 32 BBY) Anakin is aged 9 and Padmé is 14. He turns ten during the film. By the time of their (sexual) relationship in Attack of the Clones, (set ten years later, set in 22 BBY) he was 19 and she was 24.
    https://movies.stackexchange.com/questions/45223/age-difference-between-anakin-skywalker-and-padm%C3%A9-in-the-star-wars-prequel-trilo
  18. Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Dark Matter [my scoffingly uncritical tinning]
    In reality Natalie Portman was born in 1981, so 18 when episode 1 came out in 1999. The kid was born in 1989, so 10.

    So lets say 17 and 9 when the films were made.
  19. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by Jυicebox I wasn't high, just a bit hungover

    qfnc



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  20. Octavian motherfucker
    Noncey McNoncington.

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