The Retarded Thread: Malice Metro Edition

1. 2019-06-19 at 2:51 PM UTC

   #5441
   

   GGG victim of incest [my veinlike two-fold aepyornidae]

   Originally posted by Common De-mominator Some people spent $26000 on a ship for Star Citizen

   
   To be fair that isn't really gambling. People have functioning businesses in that game
   
   
2. 2019-06-19 at 2:58 PM UTC

   #5442
   

   Octavian motherfucker
   Doctors don't reckon it's looking good.
   
   Alcohol related.
   
   Fuck.
3. 2019-06-19 at 3:08 PM UTC

   #5443
   

   CASPER Soldier of Fourchin

   Originally posted by Octavian Doctors don't reckon it's looking good.
   
   Alcohol related.
   
   Fuck.

   
   Lemme know when you get our diagnosis.
   
   
   I'm betting money on kidneys.
4. 2019-06-19 at 3:13 PM UTC

   #5444
   

   Octavian motherfucker

   Originally posted by CASPER Lemme know when you get our diagnosis.
   
   
   I'm betting money on kidneys.

   
   Early stages of Cirrhosis. I need to get those blood tests done asap
5. 2019-06-19 at 3:43 PM UTC

   #5445
   

   NARCassist gollums fat coach
   There's all this weird blue shit in the sky
   
   
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6. 2019-06-19 at 3:46 PM UTC

   #5446
   

   Common De-mominator African Astronaut

   Originally posted by GGG To be fair that isn't really gambling. People have functioning businesses in that game

   
   No they don't. It's gambling on the game even being released.
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   • aldra
7. 2019-06-19 at 3:47 PM UTC

   #5447
   

   Common De-mominator African Astronaut
   Also my real point was that it's just entertainment, you can get real problems if you spend all your money on weed too.
8. 2019-06-19 at 4:24 PM UTC

   #5448
   

   GGG victim of incest [my veinlike two-fold aepyornidae]

   Originally posted by Common De-mominator No they don't. It's gambling on the game even being released.

   
   "released"
   
   
9. 2019-06-19 at 4:37 PM UTC

   #5449
   

   aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition

   Originally posted by GGG "released"

   
   you're thinking of Eve, Star Citizen is currently 'in development' and has been for like a decade
10. 2019-06-19 at 4:55 PM UTC

    #5450
    

    GGG victim of incest [my veinlike two-fold aepyornidae]

    Originally posted by aldra you're thinking of Eve, Star Citizen is currently 'in development' and has been for like a decade

    
    Shiieeet
11. 2019-06-19 at 5:03 PM UTC

    #5451
    

    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    yeah, people are actually paying thousands of dollars for skins and shit in a game that hasn't even released, nor is it ever guaranteed to. they made almost $2 million on kickstarter and blew through all of it from memory
12. 2019-06-19 at 5:10 PM UTC

    #5452
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Kinda like how Jeremy Soule raised like 20-200k on kik and blew it all on a vacation to Iceland and released like 1 hour of electronically produced symphony music 5 years later after promising a full on orchestral volume.
    
    It's a beautiful hour though, so it's ok. He also allegedly refunded those who asked for one. He's such a drama whore that it's damaging the hell out of his career, no one wants to hire such a histrionic, deceitful headcase.
13. 2019-06-19 at 5:41 PM UTC

    #5453
    

    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    lol, sounds about right. I'm surprised those sites are still around, statistically at least half of those projects never even make it to market
14. 2019-06-19 at 6:12 PM UTC

    #5454
    

    Soyboy VII: Mattchews Camping Trip Houston [baulk my topological rheum]

    Originally posted by CASPER I always have pretty intense itching esp when i get out of the shower

    
    Dry skin? Turn down the temperature of the shower and moisturise.
15. 2019-06-19 at 9:40 PM UTC

    #5455
    

    Solstice Naturally Camouflaged
    I'm this close to taking a semi automatic rifle to work.
16. 2019-06-19 at 10:06 PM UTC

    #5456
    

    Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Dark Matter [my scoffingly uncritical tinning]

    Originally posted by Solstice I'm this close to taking a semi automatic rifle to work.

    
17. 2019-06-19 at 10:13 PM UTC

    #5457
    

    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    sic semper tyrannosaurus
18. 2019-06-19 at 10:16 PM UTC

    #5458
    

    Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Dark Matter [my scoffingly uncritical tinning]
    
19. 2019-06-19 at 10:43 PM UTC

    #5459
    

    Common De-mominator African Astronaut
    Using My Little Pony imagery as an adult male means you are an unoriginal child molestor who got tricked into faggotry under the guise of irony. Such people would probably suck a fat dick and swallow the hot load "ironically".
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    • Octavian, 
    • GGG
20. 2019-06-19 at 10:45 PM UTC

    #5460
    

    Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Dark Matter [my scoffingly uncritical tinning]

    Originally posted by Common De-mominator Using My Little Pony imagery as an adult male means you are an unoriginal child molestor who got tricked into faggotry under the guise of irony. Such people would probably suck a fat dick and swallow the hot load "ironically".

    
    
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

    • The Self Taught Man